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Li Guangwu is an excellent man and naturally a firm atheist.
However, what happened today has shaken Li Guangwu's faith.
A person who has no heartbeat, no breath, no pulse and can no longer die can still live. There is no other way to explain this except to explain it with hell.
Li Guangwu looked at Xu Taiping sitting in the coffin smiling at himself, and his heart was mixed.
He should be happy, but... Why can't he be happy when he sees Xu Taiping laughing like this?
Screams sounded from the side.
Not everyone can be as calm as Li Guangwu. Those who saw Xu Taiping pretending to be dead couldn't help crying out.
The driver slammed on the brakes.
The bus carrying Xu Taiping's coffin stopped, along with the motorcade behind it.
The people who came to see Xu Taiping off at the roadside looked at the bus in surprise, and some people still had tears in their eyes.
The door of the bus opened, and the driver and the people in the bus ran down from the bus, shouting as they ran, as if someone had cheated the body in the bus.
Then, we saw that a man with some blue skin came down from the car.
The sun shone on the man's face and he had to raise his hand to cover his eyes.
The whole street was suddenly quiet.
Everyone looked at the man with blue skin and opened their eyes.
"I told you not to get off the bus." Li Guangwu got off the bus and said with a straight face.
"I'm dying of cold. Come out and bask in the sun," Xu Taiping said.
After Xu Taiping's voice fell, a girl finally screamed out on the roadside. Then, more and more people screamed, and people began to flee everywhere.
"Now look at this scene. What should I do?" Li Guangwu said angrily.
"My fault, my fault! Sorry!" Xu Taiping turned and ran to the car while making an embarrassing apology.
"Taiping didn't die, but came back to life. You should arrange someone to stabilize the situation here. I'll take Taiping to the hospital!" Li Guangwu said, turning and walking back to the car.
Before long, the driver came back and started the car to leave.
…
The story seems to go on again.
The news that Xu Taiping was not dead quickly spread all over the country through the on-site camera.
In the teaching building of Jiangyuan University, in the security department
The headquarters building of Taiya group
Major entertainment clubs
Huaxia Wushu Association headquarters
Guardian alliance headquarters
Cheers echoed everywhere.
After a brief panic, people are quickly wrapped in great joy.
Xu Taiping is not dead!
President Xu is not dead!
Xu Shoufu is not dead!
Boss Xu is not dead!
Master Xu is not dead!
Boss Xu is not dead!
Director Xu, not dead!
The cheers were deafening and resounded through the sky.
"You bastard, deceive people's tears!" Wu Xue sat on the ground and finally stopped her tears, which fell again, but it was sad tears before, but now it is happy tears.
Villa, police station, company, set... I don't know how many women left excited and happy tears for Xu Taiping.
Xu Taiping was born to make so many people cry, which is also an ability of Xu Taiping.
In the hospital.
Xu Taiping sat in a chair.
A doctor, holding a flashlight, pulled Xu Taiping's eyes and said, "I don't see anything right now. Go and have an MRI."
"No, I feel good now..." Xu Taiping stood up from his chair and moved his hands and feet a lot.
At this time, his hands and feet had completely recovered, and there was always a warm current spreading from Xu Taiping's mind and entering all parts of his body along the eight meridians of the miraculous Sutra, making Xu Taiping's state better and better.
"Go and have a check!" said Li Guangwu.
"Leave me alone... What's the situation with Liu Hao?" Xu Taiping asked.
"He's still in the operating room," Li Guangwu said.
"I'll go and see him!" Xu Taiping said, turning to the door.
"It's no use going now. It's better to check your body and make sure there are no sequelae!" Li Guangwu shouted.
Xu Taiping ignored Li Guangwu and walked out of the room to the outside of the operating room.
There was no one outside the operating room, because Xu Taiping landed in a city in the southwest. It has been less than an hour since they landed? Liu Hao's family are on their way here and haven't arrived here yet, so there are not many people here. There are only two government staff assigned.
"Did the doctor say anything?" Xu Taiping asked the two men.
"No!" they shook their heads together, and then looked at Xu Taiping strangely.
They also heard the news that Xu Taiping came back from the dead.
It's a hell of a man to live after he dies.
Xu Taiping turned and walked to the side and sat down.
At this time, Li Guangwu also took a group of people to the outside of the operating room.
"Don't you really check? The equipment is ready!" said Li Guangwu.
"No," Xu Taiping shook his head and said, "I know my body very well."
"It's up to you... To be honest, you really scared me," Li Guangwu said.
"I was scared myself," Xu Taiping said.
"Why did you die and suddenly live?" Li Guangwu asked.
"I don't know!" Xu Taiping shook his head. He didn't intend to tell anyone about the ruins. The ruins are gone. It's meaningless to talk about complaining spirits and practitioners thousands of years ago.
"I don't know?" Li Guangwu frowned. He always felt that Xu Taiping had something to hide. However, since Xu Taiping didn't say it, he wouldn't ask the bottom.
"Anyway, it's a good thing that you survived," Li Guangwu said.
"When I came out of the coffin, your eyes seemed red?" Xu Taiping asked.
“…”
"Did you cry?" Xu Taiping asked.
“…”
"I think you are more lovely lying in the coffin," Li Guangwu said.
Time soon passed.
About half an hour later, the door of the operating room was opened.
Liu Hao was pushed out of the operating room.
Xu Taiping walked over at the first time.
Liu Hao closed his eyes and seemed to be asleep.
"What's the situation now?" Xu Taiping asked the doctor.
"I'm very lucky. The frostbite time is very short. After treatment, my limbs are recovering. I should be able to recover their normal function soon!" said the doctor.
Hearing the doctor's words, Xu Taiping was relieved. Although he had the most advanced body transformation technology, his body should be original after all. No matter how fake it is, it is also fake.
"Thank you, doctor!" Xu Taiping said gratefully.
"You're welcome, you're welcome!" the doctor waved his hand again and again, a little flattered. You know, Xu Taiping is a legendary figure. If Xu Taiping can say thanks, he can blow a cow all his life.
Liu Hao was sent to the ward, and Xu Taiping walked in with him.
More than ten minutes later, Liu Hao woke up.
When Liu Hao saw Xu Taiping, Liu Hao was stunned.
"I'm... Dead?" Liu Hao couldn't help asking. In his opinion, Xu Taiping is dead, but now he sees Xu Taiping again. The only explanation is that he is also dead.
He remembered that he only had frostbite on his limbs, and then he was anesthetized for surgery. Did something unexpected happen during the operation? Like bleeding or something? Wouldn't you be so unlucky? Finally came back alive from space and died after an operation?
But it seems good to die. At least I met my boss.
"You're dead!" Xu Taiping nodded seriously and said, "we're in hell now."
"Hell?" Liu Hao was stunned. He said, "boss... We don't seem to have done anything bad. Why did we go to hell?"
"Because hell is good. There are beautiful women wearing bikinis everywhere in hell. What's good about heaven? It's a vegetarian pen in heaven. Those who go there are guards. People like us should go to hell," Xu Taiping said.
"How can there be an air conditioner in hell?" Liu Hao asked, looking at an air conditioner diagonally ahead.
"Why can't there be air conditioning in hell? Keep pace with the times, you know? In fact, hell is no different from us. There are houses, air conditioning, cars, planes and everything!" Xu Taiping said.
"It's amazing!" Liu Hao couldn't help sighing.
Just then, there was a sound of footsteps.
"Let's make way and get ready to deal with the wound." accompanied by the sound of footsteps, was a woman's voice.
Liu Hao looked around and found a nurse pushing a car from the side.
"Is there a nurse in hell?" Liu Hao couldn't help asking.
"What hell? Haven't you been drugged yet?" the nurse went to Liu Hao and asked with a frown.
"Ah?" Liu Hao was stunned.
"It seems that the anesthetic hasn't passed yet!" the nurse nodded and then began to hang drops for Liu Hao.
"Ha ha!" Xu Taiping on one side finally couldn't help laughing.
"I... I'm not dead?" Liu Hao asked.
"Are you stupid? You're dying. Can you talk?" asked the nurse.
Liu Hao was stunned, then looked at Xu Taiping and said, "boss, you're not dead?"
"Isn't this nonsense? Can he laugh there when he's dead? Are you really stupid?" the nurse asked again.
"Fuck me!" Liu Hao couldn't help crying out.
"You are a fool and a curse. What's wrong with you!" the nurse couldn't help saying.
"I have something wrong, ha ha, something wrong!" Liu Hao laughed excitedly, and Xu Taiping also laughed.
Laughter came out of the ward and spread very, very far.