Chapter 173 - It's just fake

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Collin thought it would be easier to just go to Lena's apartment to get her some clothes, but Kris texted him that he needed to buy new ones and buy dinner while he's at it. It was almost midnight and most stores were closed but he knew a few that were opened 24 hours.

He called in to order some dinner already before heading into the clothing store. He went straight to the women's section. There were not many workers at night so he quickly chose something random for Lena.

But when he reached the lingerie section, he got stumped. He quickly opened his phone and called someone.

"Cole? It's almost midnight... what are you calling me for? Did you find Kris?"

"Hey Baby. Yeah, we found him... I am out on a midnight run, and I ----"

"Sir, do you need help to pick out some sexy lingerie for your wife?" One of the female attendants approached Collin.

"No.. no, no, I am good." Collin replied. The female attendant left him.

"HONEY! Why are you out in the middle of the night buying SEXY lingerie for your WIFE!! When did you have a wife huh?!"

"No baby you got it all wrong. Kris sent me out to buy clothes for Miss. Shen and I just needed help.. your expertise."

"Oh, Lena and Kris... why you didn't say so?"

*Wuuu...* Collin got interrupted by the female attendant.

"Video chat me so I can see your options." His girlfriend spoke. Collin turned on the camera and made it so it was not looking at him.

"Hm.... go a bit forward Cole." He did as he was told. "Lena got some big melons... probably bigger than mine. OH oh! That one, the pink one. Make sure to get a big size and it's wireless so it's comfy."

"Okay." Collin picked it up from the rack and toss it in the shopping basket.

"Now show me the panties!"

Collin went to the women's underwear section and showed her the options.

"No no... I don't want the old ladies one." Collin moved around until something caught her eyes through the cameras. "THAT ONE! The laced one!"

Collin stared at the sexy laced pink panties and scratched his head. "Baby... are you sure?"

"Yeah, I am sure. You said, Lena. Do you think a hot woman like her would wear anything else? You said I am the expert, I am giving you my expert advice."

"Okay." Collin picked up the laced panties and dropped it into the bag. He was about to leave when his girlfriend screamed over the phone again.

"WAIT! Buy me that one!"

"Which one?"

"The black one there!!"

Collin stopped and look at the underwear she was pointing at... it was a black crotchless g-string. "...."

"C' mon Cole. I know you want to see my sexy *ss in that."

Collin reluctantly picked that up and blushed. "Ok..."

He walked over to the checkout. "K baby, I am done. Thanks. See you Thursday."

Kris was going on vacation then, so Collin would have a 3-day long vacation too. His night was ruined already with his girlfriend today so Kris better go on that stupid trip.

Collin hung up the call and then he looked at his phone. His heart stopped beating and his mind exploded! He had forgotten about Madam Li!!!!!

She called him as he was driving to pick up Kris and he told her that they found him and will be home soon. Madam Li replied with an "I'll meet you there."

Collin had forgotten about all of that conversation because he was tending people's wound and shopping. He tried to call Kris and Lena, but obviously, they don't have their phone. If Madam Li found them together.... someone's going to die. He had a feeling it would be him though.

He quickly paid for the items and rushed back to the penthouse. He saw Madam Li used the speed elevator and it closed right before he could rush in.

"F*ck!" He had to take the normal one but luckily it was not busy at that time. However, it was way slower than the speed one.

By the time he arrived, Madam Li was standing on the hallway and screaming.

"What the hell is going on?!!"

"Madam Li!" Collin spoke.

"You!" Madam Li turned around and point at Collin. Then she turned around and point at Kris and Lena. "And you two!"

"Mom, it's not what it looks like..."

"Looks like! Do you know what it looks like? My handsome son is hugging a sexy lady in his room who is not wearing any bra! Hugging... oh my!" She realized then that Kris was hugging a woman. She held her head and felt a headache coming. "Why are you not dead yet?!"

Kris wanted to rush to his mom and support her but he nudged Collin to do it instead. Collin tossed the bag of undergarment to Kris' room and supported Madam Li to the living room to sit.

"Don't touch me you, idiot man. You! You go kneel at the corner!" Madam Li yelled at Collin.

Collin made a sad face but did not refuse her. He turned to face the corner of the walls and kneeled.

"Get dressed. I'll go talk to her." Kris told Lena.

"I.. Okay." First thing was for her to get dressed.

Kris closed the door and Lena went to get change. Kris' wall was highly noised canceling so Lena could not make out the screaming of Madam Li.

'Dear lord... what is going to happen to me...' Lena opened the bag that Collin tossed at her. He got her a plain white t-shirt and a tan casual sleeping short. The bra was a bit bigger for her size and was a had a small pushup, but it was better than nothing. Lena doesn't like pushups... However, she should just be wearing it for a few minutes... hopefully, and then she can go home.

However, it was the underwear that she continued to stare at. What kind of dirty mind does Collin have?!! Lena held up a black crotchless g-string. She looked into the bag to see if there was something else... and no.

Aiya! Her night was not going to get any better huh? Broken car, maybe stolen now. Stolen phone. Some bruises and cuts all over. And... getting caught braless embracing Kris by his mom... the gods are evil!

Where was her good blessings? Where did that go?!

Lena put on the uncomfortable panties anyways... her short would hide it so everything would work out. She opened the door just slightly to see the situation outside. Madam Li was not talking but staring daggers at Kris, who was kneeling on the ground in front of her. Collin was turned away, having a timeout session at his corner.

Lena closed her eyes and embrace her soul for what was coming next. She stepped out quietly, with her head down and sat on her legs like Kris on the ground. She did not dare look at Madam Li.

"GOOD! I hope everyone here is fully dressed if not, go get dress now!"

"..." None of them responded.

Madam Li cleared her throat. "So..." She lowered the pitch of her voice and was much calmer. "How long have you been seeing each other, huh? Is she pregnant? Her breasts are bigger than last time... How far along is she now??!"

"..." Everyone was speechless.

'Aiya... No Madam Li... it's just fake!!' Lena screamed and please... don't mention her breasts size so openly.