### Chapter 3 - A Flash Marriage

"You're awake? Does your head hurt?" Ji Zimo was about to ask a question, but the man had already spoken first. His face was relaxed, and he seemed a little drowsy from sleep. He lifted his hand slightly, and her body fell into his embrace. Then, Ji Zimo felt a bit of coldness on her temples. It was his hands that were gently massaging her.

Comfortable! How comfortable! The force of his hands on her temples was not light, but not heavy. It was so comfortable that Ji Zimo wanted to shout out, but at this moment, her mind had already cleared up.

She pulled the man's hands away, making sure that she was wrapped up like a dumpling without the slightest exposure. She sat in front of him, and her voice was serious. "Who are you?"

"..." The man didn't say anything. He just turned his face to the side. Ji Zimo followed his sight and moved her gaze to the bedside table. There was a bright red thing on it!

Ji Zimo was short-sighted. Even at such a close distance, she still couldn't see the words on it!

She stretched out a hand towards the bedside table!

The outstretched hand was not bare! She was wearing clothes! It didn't look like the same outfit she wore yesterday, but it was put on her body! She didn't know who dressed her! Of course, she didn't want to know. Otherwise, she thought she would be jailed for murder! This is too bloody, no good!

The bedside table was not far from her, but it was still out of her reach! It was with great difficulty that Ji Zimo finally managed to get that bright red thing in her hand!

Three words were printed on the card. Ji Zimo read it out with a slightly foolish expression, "Marriage certificate?" Then she asked, "Whose is it?"

"What do you think?" The man's thin lips twitched as he gave a slight smile. This smile was captivating.

"How would I know!" Ji Zimo curled her lips and flipped open the red marriage certificate. On the certificate was: A man with slightly raised eyebrows and an unparalleled handsome appearance. And: a woman, blushing, smiling. Stupid!

"This man looks really familiar... This woman is also..." Familiar? but before she could say the word, Ji Zimo had already thrown away the red book with a flick of her hand!

"This, this, I, you!" She pointed at the red book, then pointed at herself and the man in front of her.

"Our marriage certificate!" The man extended his hands, his fingers were slender and fair, while his palms were thick enough to completely wrap around her little hands!

"This, this, this, what is going on?" Ji Zimo felt that her tongue was already tied up!

"We're married!"

"What the f * ck! How is this possible!?" Ji Zimo denied it immediately. She broke away from the big hands that wrapped around her two little hands, and began to pick up the marriage certificate. "Is this a forgery? Did you bought it online? It looks quite real, even has a steel stamp! Hahahaha!"

"This is real. We got the certificate yesterday!" The man was still smiling. His smile was as calm as the breeze, but it was exceptionally beautiful.

"Yesterday..."

Ji Zimo lowered her head to think about what had happened yesterday.

Bet with Xiaolu, Jin Pingmei, Bai Jingan and the others that the art school's hunk was a G! She was betting that it wasn't so. She had lost! So she cut off all her hair! Then, they had a party in a KTV, singing and drinking. She wanted to go to the toilet. Then, she thought she saw King Kong and Bighead! There seemed to be a man standing in front of her, claiming to be her husband! And then what? What happened?

Ji Zimo hit herself on the head, only to discover that she couldn't remember what happened afterwards!

"Did you remember something?"

"No, don't bother me!"

"En, take your time. In any case, the marriage certificate is here. It's written in black and white, so you have to take responsibility. You can't go back on your word!"

"Shameless! This should be my line." Ji Zimo was infuriated to the point that she could not find appropriate words to say!

"You mean you want me to take responsibility?" The handsome face of the man suddenly enlarged in front of her eyes. The corners of his mouth curled up into a smile as he said in an evil-looking manner, "Don't worry, I will take responsibility for you!"

F * ck, monster, can you not smile at me like that? I don't have a good heart! I can't stand your smile!

Ji Zimo tilted her head back with a smirk on her face, "Well then, a slip of the tongue, a mistake. You don't have to be responsible for me. Of course, I won't be responsible for you either!" Ji Zimo waved her hand, "Just tell me the truth. Is this marriage real or fake?"

"If it's fake, once we leave this door, what we do is none of each other's business! If it's real, come, we will immediately go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to divorce. Still, we'll have nothing to do with each other. What do you think?" Ji Zimo thought that what she said was reasonable. They were both strangers to each other, they didn't even know each other's names. They just foolishly ended the marriage. Wasn't this funny?

However, when thinking about this matter, Ji Zimo clearly ignored the fact that only two people would be able to get married and go to the Civil Affairs Bureau. Furthermore, she was the only one who was drunk yesterday...