Chapter 965： Incredible joke life

"You are joking with me, you must be joking with me!" Xiao Weide laughed and immediately began to defend himself. "How can I be a wanted man? You are not kidding. I am a serious person. I have always done a legitimate business. I have never done anything to evade taxes and tax evasion, let alone what is wanted." You must be mistaken!"

"Is it wrong? Impossible." With a smile, the little spider pinched his chin, saying to Wade. "A very serious world security incident in Egypt. According to the news, there are five prisoners. In addition to the apocalypse that has been eliminated, the Victor, the cable and the laser eye that are imprisoned are left with only one code. The mercenary of the dead waiter has not been arrested and brought to justice. According to the relevant description of the prisoner, this guy called the dead waiter is very similar to your appearance."

"Like? Maybe it’s just like it. You have to know that like me, who is awakened by myself every day, there must be a lot of admirers and imitators, maybe just too much to worship their idols. The guy puts on this line of my head and provokes things everywhere. You have to know that this kind of thing can't be eliminated."

Pulling the mask on his face, Xiao Weide said in an innocent tone. Suddenly, he just thought of something, and immediately said to the little spider.

"If you don't, this time it is my friendship to help you, it is not worth the money. And look at the good relationship between our two feelings, you should not see me, how about we see you next time?"

"Not so good!" Shaking his head, the little spider's face immediately showed a sly smile. "You have to know that at this time, as long as I give you a report, I will give you some charges. You should not think about it in the rest of your life. In this era of comprehensive implementation of intelligent management, you even have a bright future. It is unlikely that it will appear in human society. So if you want to be better in the days to come, then you can only choose to listen to me!"

"Listen to you? You let Grand Master Wade listen to you?"

The dead waiter has a long tone, and obviously has a very opinion on this request. Seeing his reflection, the little spider immediately said to him in good faith.

"Yes, listen to me. As long as you can help me to send these people to a safe place. I can ask for a generous treatment to temporarily release the wanted order for you. Even if, if You are willing, I can ask for a higher level, give you a good salary and benefits. How about, do you want to think about it?"

"I always feel that there is a conspiracy there. You guys don't look like a good guy!"

A soul sinful and sinful, some guys who are black and purple will actually say that they are not good people. This is really to let the little spiders know what to say. If you don't see this guy is awesome, and now he really needs the help of this guy. With these sins in him, the little spider can reward him with a trial eye. So now, he can only say to Wade without hesitation.

"I just give you a suggestion. If you don't want to, you can do it. But what about the consequences?"

The suggestion sounded terrible, and after feeling the threat, Wade grinned and eventually caught the little spider's shoulder and smiled at him.

"Okay, my dear friend. Looking at the difference between us, isn't this kind of thing not negotiable? But can I ask first? If I promise to work for you, how is the basic salary? And, what is the bonus for the task? Is the weekly salary or the monthly salary? Who is the task to be paid?"

"This kind of thing you talk to yourself, I am only responsible for referrals!"

Taking off Wade's hand, the little spider greeted the captain who was so scared that he couldn't move, let him act as soon as possible. At this time, Wade also whistled, yelling at the side of the river bank.

"Xia Yula, hurry. I found a boat that can go out! The ticket is free."

The screaming made the little spider immediately smash his own fire eyes. He looked at the unbelievable guy around him incredulously and asked him strangely.

"Do you actually have accomplices?"

"Oh, what you said, I am a person who loves people and sees the little Wade who blossoms. How could there be no two or three reliable friends on the side."

Wade shyly took his face and made a look that was unbearable. At this time, the sight of the little spider is not on his body at all. He has already put his gaze on the companion who was summoned by Wade.

First of all, this is a woman. It sounds a bit unbelievable. The guy who is full of nonsense and swearing like Wade actually has a woman who is willing to stay with him. This really makes people feel that there is something wrong with the world. What makes people feel uncomfortable is that this woman is still very beautiful, far beyond the normal level.

The exquisite face that looks extremely flamboyant and temperament makes people can't help but look away from their own eyes. And the kind of near-perfect female figure makes her charm ability rise directly to an exaggerated point. Such a woman, in theory, should give people a feeling of debauchery. But the little spider does not have this feeling, but from her body can feel a strange classical and noble. It’s like this is not an ordinary beauty, but a legendary princess who has come through the millennium.

I have to say that it is really surprising to meet such a woman at this time. And when she saw her flying to the boat and directly grabbed the action of Wade's arm, the accident inside the little spider became even deeper. He knows what the dead waiter Wade Wilson looks like.

The Tian hammer bureau contains a lot of key information about the top secret organizations in the world. Among them, the information about the x organizations that have been forced to disband, they also retained a complete case. Among them, as a fugitive, wanted top secret criminal, the information of the deceased Wade Wilson is naturally to make anyone who has the ability to arrest him know what he is.

This is a death mercenary, a top figure who is proficient in using this killing weapon and is proficient in melee fighting and knife. Of course, these can only make him a dangerous human being, and can't make him a role that even a superhero must be jealous.

What he really terrible is because he accepted the experiment of the x organization. Because of the cause of cancer, in order to save himself, he accepted the genetic modification of the x-organized mutant. This experiment is a success in some way. He got rid of the fate of death and succeeded in living from the hands of the disease. But he also failed, because the cancer spread to his whole body, turning his whole person into a person who is not a ghost.

How should that image be described? The little spider is hard to say, he can only say that if someone can look at his face and eat the meal, it can be regarded as a spiritual power.

It is such a face that people can't even eat, and there will be such a beautiful woman who is willing to make such intimate action with him. He really does not know what to say.

It seems that I saw the confusion and incomprehension on the face of the little spider. The woman named Xia Lala curled up the corner of her mouth, revealing a charming smile that made her heart tremble, and then asked the little spider.

"I can see that you seem to be interested in the relationship between me and Wade!"

"Oh, that's right. You and him, are you familiar?"

Euphemistically speaking, the little spider showed that he was not offended, and he straightened out his inner curiosity. To be honest, at his age, curiosity is really heavy. Since Xia Lala asked this question, then he naturally played the snake with the stick.

"Of course!" Xia Lala can understand the meaning of the little spider, and she replied to him without any disguise. "I am familiar with every part of Wade. In other words, I can accept any tricks and postures with him. You should understand what I mean."

"Understand, understand!" In the face of such a straightforward answer, the little spider suddenly felt a sigh of relief. He really didn't see it, it was actually such an open woman. At the same time, he also had to admire the woman's heavy taste. How does this feeling make him say good? It’s really invincible.

At this time, while listening to the two men’s whispers, Wade had some tastes. He first pulled his arms and did not pull his arms out of Xia Lala’s arms. He could only transfer the firepower to the little spider and asked him in a bad manner.

"I feel something is wrong, how it looks like you are saying something bad about me!"

"This is your illusion!" In the face of this question, the little spider will definitely not admit it. Of course, he also has his own explanation for his behavior. "I'm just telling the truth. Wade, touch his own conscience, then tell me, what is your face like?"

"What do you want to say, the egg that was splashed with sulfuric acid?"

"Please, can you not open this yellow cavity. Can we change a suitable adjective? For example, a fried golf ball?"

"Ah, I like this. This adjective reminds me of my original face when it was still white."

He patted the little spider's shoulder hard, and the dead waiter showed him a very rare goodwill.

"Do you know? I am more and more appreciative of you. The guys like you are co-produced with me are very few now. Would you like to take a flight and open a room to talk about how to talk. Believe me, I am on the hips. What is shaped is still very confident." (To be continued.)