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I was about to open my mouth to coax her when Han Xiaotian turned around and said, "Stay away from me and give it to me. I'm afraid of you." Stay away from me. "

F * * k, so you were dreaming! I gently pulled out the black wooden box under his pillow and placed the doll with the beautiful woman inside. Little Hao followed me inside. Then I leaned the box against the one with the weasel and rode the bike.

After Han Xiaotian heard the sound of the motorcycle, he chased after it and ran after it, cursing loudly, "Bastard!" You specifically added fuel to the fire! Hurry and stop! "

"Sorry, Master Han!" Our positions are different, there's no way to discuss it! " Han Xiaotian chased me for a few kilometers before he finally collapsed from exhaustion. From the inverted mirror, I saw him kneeling on the ground, gasping for breath. He picked up a stone and threw it towards me.

It wasn't until noon that I stopped to rest in a cave.

He opened the black box, removed the teak needle from the cloth doll's neck and said, "Miss, since I didn't take advantage of your illness to take your life, I know that I'm a good person. Can you tell me the reason? I want to send you two on your way. "

The cloth doll said, "My name is Lin Feng'er, Xiao Hao is my errand boy. My family is originally a wealthy family, but there are over a hundred people in the family, yet none of them have any achievements. Everyone respected my family on the surface, and called us all evil merchants!"

I replied, "The ancient businesses were indeed looked down upon by others. The era has changed and now, all those who are wealthy just fart will be used as the motto of their lives." Don't be angry. "

"Don't interrupt me!" Lin Feng'er said, "But fortunately, since I was young, I have loved to study. However, women can only stay in their rooms to embroider their shoes, so I had no choice but to disguise myself as a woman and go everywhere to study. I finally made it to the top scholar, but at this moment, my father's good friend tried to harm us all by revealing my identity as a woman. I have been convicted of bullying the monarch, and my entire family executed me! Fortunately, Xiao Hao wasn't there at the time, and I owed a debt of gratitude to the executioner who chopped me down. He didn't want me to become a headless ghost, so before he chopped me down, he kicked my head, bringing my soul out. "

"So you want revenge? But if you are ruthless to the old son of the emperor, now that his dynasty has been pushed aside, you should rest in peace. I said.

"I hate the injustice of the heaven and earth. Why can only a woman be a puppet to a man? "Even though they are strong, they are suppressed. As for you men, hehe, a group of animals that rely on your lower body to think, they occupy all the important positions and hold all the authority!"

"Don't say that, I'm a man too! "Also, my pride has been hit a lot these two days. Don't humiliate me anymore, otherwise, I'll get angry!"

"Hehe, you trash! If I wasn't sealed in the statue of the God, you would have died a hundred times already, and yet you gave it to a spirit person!"

"I'm really angry!"

"Only useless people will be angry! If you are angry, this means that you are trash! I want to become the Heavens! I want to reverse this injustice between men and women! I want all the men in the world to be chained with dogs! "

"F * ck!" I immediately put the teak needle back in place.

Little Hao immediately shouted at me, "What are you doing? Why did you want to harm my Young Noble! "

I looked at Xiao Hao and licked my tongue. This guy was so stupid right now. But I'm worried that if he sees Lin Feng'er trapped by me for a long period of time, he will gradually regain his consciousness.

"Little Hao bro, don't be angry, I'm doing this for the good of your young master! Come in and sleep! " I put Lin Feng'er in the box, and Xiao Hao wanted to stay close to her, so he also went in.

Closing the box, I scratched my head and looked at the two boxes.

One of them was a weasel spirit, he had carried it on his body for so long, but he didn't know how to send it on its way. The other one had two thousand-year ghosts inside, so it would be no easier to send them on their way than a weasel.

It hadn't been long since they came out, but there were already three that couldn't be delivered.

I looked up at the sky and asked, "Am I really that useless?"

"I should look through the ancestors' spiritual notes for inspiration!" I said to myself. Flipping through the notebook, he carefully examined it.

There was one that was followed by a summary of the tricks used to deliver all sorts of spirits.

"Men do not go on the road. They do not go on the road with loyalty. Women do not go on the road. Men do not go on the road with affection. They do not go on the road. It is very physical and chemical."

The meaning of his words should be that a man's loyalty was the most important. As long as they became good brothers, then everything would be fine. In the end, the most important word for a woman was still love. Once there was love, he would put everything else aside. The beast didn't care much about loyalty and empathy, so if he wanted to bring his mind to a new level, he would be able to see the reason why he was on his way.

"Do I have to sacrifice my looks to move Lin Feng'er?" I frowned. This Lin Feng'er is indeed quite beautiful. I will not let you down in this scheme of a beauty!

After thinking of a solution, my depressed mood suddenly cleared up. After a short moment, I realised that I was very hungry. It was sunny outside, so I hid the two wooden boxes and rode the motorcycle to find a small shop. I ate two boxes of instant noodles and saw a box of Barbie dolls with many small clothes inside.

I asked, "Boss, how much are the clothes inside?"

"The whole box is for sale, not just the clothes."

"Then how much is the whole box?"

"Two hundred and one."

"So expensive. Do you think I'm stupid? Are you selling it for two hundred? "No more, I know the market!"

"Sell, sell, sell!" The boss hurriedly said.

After paying, I opened the box and took only the clothes inside.

After reaching the cave, I opened the wooden box, took out Lin Feng'er, and pulled out a teak needle. "Feng'er, I forgot to introduce myself just now. My name is Jiang Sha." Have you ever heard that song? "

"Which one?" Lin Feng'er coldly asked.

I cleared my throat and sang: "You are Feng'er, I am Sha, entwined --"

"Shut up! "Shut up!" Lin Feng'er roared, "You're just like a pig being slaughtered, stop singing in the future!"

"That's not the point, the lyrics are the point. "Think about our names, how deep is our destiny? This song is simply custom-made for both of us." I took out my clothes and said, "Look, I bought you several sets of clothes. They cost two hundred yuan. Do you like them? I'll put it on for you! "

I grabbed Lin Feng'er and, despite her curses, changed her into a small dress.

"So beautiful." I said, smiling, and put my mouth to it.

"What are you doing?" Bastard, what are you trying to do? "

"I fell in love with you at first sight, come and make a fool of me, baby!"

"Scoundrel!" I will kill you! "

"Women always say the opposite. I know it."

I've read a book. The way to woo such a hot-tempered woman is to act like a hooligan, making her extremely resentful but unable to do anything about it. At the critical moment, just make a deep confession and wash off the image of a hooligan. At that time, it would be very heavy and the love would be deep. just like Wei Xiaobao chasing A-Ke.

I once again sealed Lin Feng'er and placed her back into the wooden box, but Little Hao didn't follow me in. He looked at me furiously, smoke rising from his seven orifices.

F * ck! He had provoked Little Hao!

"Hao-ge, don't be agitated, don't be agitated!" I said, pressing my hands together.

"You humiliated my family's young master!" Little Hao roared at the top of his lungs.

"Don't be agitated. If you feel aggrieved, come and humiliate me! "Come!" I didn't know how to calm Little Hao's emotions, so I just lay on the ground and said, "Come on, Little Hao, vent all your anger on me!"

Little Hao really did ride on top of me and beat me up. But fortunately, I was in good spirits now, so he didn't do me any actual harm.

After Xiao Hao finished venting his anger, he returned to the box, guarding Lin Feng'er. I quickly shut the box.

"Next time when you're playing a hooligan, you have to let go of Little Hao. It's too dangerous!" I said.

I didn't sleep for the whole night and the whole morning. I was too sleepy, so I fell asleep immediately.

In the middle of the night, I was awakened by footsteps. When I opened my eyes, there was a figure rummaging through the wooden box.

"Don't move!" I yelled and sat up.

The box was opened, and Little Hao released it. As for the figure, it was Tang Le.

"You think you can run? The agreed time limit has come. Before you can send this fellow on his way, I will disperse him! " Tang Le said.

"No!"

But how could Tang Le listen to me? The Soul Discarding Umbrella passed through Little Hao's body.