He took out his mobile phone and called Lao Guo.
In the days when Ye Shaoyang was running around for human affairs, Ye Xiaomu was intoxicated in the joy of cultivation. This is different from many people. Although many mage will practice hard, they will think that practice is very The hard things that can support them have been practiced for the sake of making themselves stronger and to make a difference in the magic world.
This is very similar to learning. Many people feel that learning hard has to learn, but there are always some people who learn to be very happy for them. They don’t need any realistic purpose to force themselves to learn. .
Under the same efforts, this kind of person's learning is always more than the average person.
Ye Xiaomu is such a rare situation in terms of practice. In fact, this is also a kind of talent.
Lao Guo took all of this into his eyes. He basically did not do it. He was responsible for guiding him every day and handing him all his life. Su Yan and Wang Xiaobao also received his teachings. The three young people discussed each other and the progress was very fast.
Ye Xiaomu lives with Su Yan every day. Over time, the two young people have a feeling of being a partner. No one can do without it, but they have not said it.
Su Yan likes Ye Xiaomu's embarrassment. Sometimes he is blushing when he is teasing him. Su smokes and laughs. He ridicules him, but Ye Xiaomu is too busy. He never takes the initiative to do anything. I often complain, so the day when the two are together, she is leading.
Day by day, the chicken is growing, the accumulation of demon power, let it experience the first thunder of life, Lao Guo knows that it is not a bird, has been paying attention to it, before it experienced thunder, special intention For it, a set of ninety-nine thunder arrays was set up with incense and spring water. This is not to avoid lightning, but to enhance the power of thunder.
The phoenix is the king of birds. Although Lao Guo saw the first time, he believed that it must be more capable than other monsters. The stronger the thunder, the greater the harvest after the robbery.
Of course, after all, it is a matter of life and death. Lao Guo does not dare to support the big one. This is the solicitation of Su Yan and the chickens themselves. He also made precautionary measures in private. He carefully prepared... a water gun and handed it to the chicken.
"This thing is plastic, it is not conductive and will not be damaged by the thunder. You can take it under your body. If you are in a thunder, you can't bear it. Remember not to die, so you don't have to send your life. When you pick up this and spray it on your own, spray the liquid inside onto you, the thunder will be suspended, but I can remind you that thunder is the best way to prove your beast. This time you missed it, the next time you don't know when to wait..."
"Well, I remember, rest assured, I won't use it." The chicken patted the chicken breast with his wings, and his face was confident.
Lao Guo slammed two times and said with a smile: "Don't be too confident, the taste of thunder is very uncomfortable, you will know it later."
At this time, the rainstorm was still going down, and the thunder of the rumble in the middle of the clouds came from far and near.
This is a thunderstorm day that they specially waited for, and this kind of weather is most suitable for robbery.
Lao Guo licked it a few more words, ran away with an umbrella, and came to the edge of the woods not far away.
Ye Xiaomu, Su Yan and Wang Xiaobao were all wearing raincoats standing on the side, and Lao Guo squeezed among them. It is about 100 meters away from the place where the chickens are robbed. This distance is safe.
The chicken who had been drenched into the soup chicken turned back and looked at Su Yan and said, "Mom, I am afraid!"
"Not afraid, it will end in a minute, let Xiaomu give you a noodle soup at night, chicken noodle soup!"
When the chickens heard these three words, they could have supported it, and they were sitting on the ground with a scared ass.
At this time a flash of lightning across the sky, straight down, hit the chicken.
The chickens flapped their wings and mourned.
Su Yan gripped Ye Xiaomu’s hand tightly and said nervously: “It’s okay!”
"It's okay, it's not a normal bird, it can hold it." Ye Xiaomu comforted her.
At this time, the lightning continued to fall, one after another. Ye Xiaomu was also the first time to see this wonder, and he was so shocked that he could not speak.
"It's okay!"
Su Yan did not trust, and asked again.
"Nothing is ok, then there is no secret weapon of Guo Bobo. It is really useless. It is still possible to save your life." Ye Xiaomu suddenly curious and asked Lao Guo, "What is the water gun, what is your water? What?"
"Holy water."
"You don't believe in God, what holy water."
The old Guo Chong three people raised their eyebrows and said: "The so-called holy water is urine, human urine..."
The three were shocked.
Su smoke recovered to beat him up.
Lao Guo quickly evaded and said: "What do you know, all holy spells, whether it is heaven or human law, the most fearful is filth! Once it squirts urine, lightning will dislike it and will not hit it again. On the body, it is not safe!"
Su Yan looked at him dumbly and said: "I hope you don't tell it afterwards that it is your urine, otherwise you will not be safe in this life."
"Reassured, I have arranged it, so I put your urine."
what!
Su Yan blushes and screams: "Indiscriminately, how can you have my urine? You are an old metamorphosis!"
"I did some hands and feet on the pipe under the toilet last night. Whoever collects the toilet to collect it is not for you. You are all three, and you are the first to go in!"
"You are a pervert!" Su Yan was so angry that he would attack him when he went up. Lao Guo had already escaped and was far away.
Su Yan just had to catch up, and heard a scream of chicken, turned his head and looked at it. Under the constant lightning attack, the chicken had already softened on the ground, and it was like a dead chicken.
As long as there is lightning falling on the body, it will immediately fly a group of chicken feathers. It has little hair left, bare, and does not move, it looks like a chicken on the chopping board waiting for the pot.
"It looks delicious!" Lao Guo deliberately licked his lips.
Su Yan was really angry this time, angered: "This time you still have a mood to make a joke!"
"Reassured, it is a phoenix, you can't die, you can't do it, you still have a secret weapon!"
"Don't mention this again!"
Su Yan glanced at him, his hands clasped to his mouth and shouted at the chicken: "You can hold it, you can't use it... that water gun, don't hard top! Don't accident, know? !"
Lao Guo took the umbrella and took out the dry cigarette bag to silently squint. He quietly looked at the chicken who was suffering from the thunder, and thought, this guy is a plastic talent, and soon he will know.