Chapter 315: I'm a Fan (2)
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A curious incident occurred. The boy who introduced himself as my fan was, surprisingly, not a hunter but a Constellation.
Huh. Can a Constellation get lost or starve?
Of course, Death King-nim.
The boy smiled broadly.
Constellations are very diverse, you see!
Since we were headed in the same direction, we decided to travel together for a while. Walking along the quiet forest path, we chatted with rabbits and deer peeking out of the bushes as our audience.
I really dont have a single follower. There was one 600 years ago, but since then, not a single one has worshipped me. Well, in conclusion, Im living like a complete pauper.
Eh? Then
I looked at the boy anew, from head to toe. Dressed in ragged clothes, he looked just like a poor kid from a neighborhood, no matter how you looked at him.
At least 600 years old?
Maybe even ten times that. Constellations have a very different sense of time from hunters! Usually, they count their age up to a thousand years, but after that, they just give up. Its meaningless, unfulfilling, and not fun!
Terrifying, indeed.
As a Constellation, you must have an alias. What is your name?
Eek. Of course, I have both an alias and a real name. Its a bit embarrassing to tell my respected Death King-nim But Ill gather my courage and tell you! Yes! My name is.
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Heh.
I nodded.
Somehow, it felt like a good name.
It seemed like a name that was made just for this boy, who was smiling brightly in front of me, fitting him really well.
Thats nice. Why be embarrassed? Its a wonderful name.
R-Really? Ahaha. If Death King-nim says so, then it must be true. Hmm! Im embarrassed.
The boy laughed softly. His action of scratching his cheek with his index finger seemed very innocent. I looked around with a warm smile.
But where was that place in this direction?
Do you have a specific place you want to go?
I was thinking of stopping by a city or town to get some supplies. Preferably a large town.
I thought of buying at least one set of clothes for this Constellation-like boy. As I was thinking this, suddenly, the boy raised his hand.
Ah!
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If its that place, just leave this path and youll find it!
I turned my head in the direction the boy pointed. Enhancing my vision with aura, I looked far off and indeed, just as the boy said, there was a city.
Oh. Youre right.
We moved on. Upon arriving, it was a settlement of the perfect size, not too big, nor too small, just as I had hoped for in my mind.
I entered a clothing store on the street. Clang. The wind chime on the door jingled. The middle-aged store owner, who was reading a book inside, lifted his head.
Welcome.
Hello. Im looking to buy some clothes.
I pointed outside the window.
In the middle of the street, a small boy stood staring blankly this way.
Id like to buy clothes that would suit that child. Something comfortable for moving around. Do you have anything nice?
A child?
The owner looked out the window, puzzled.
Wheres the child youre talking about?
Right there. The boy dressed almost in rags.
Hmm? Sorry, but I dont see anyone. I dont understand what youre talking about.
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Ah, that child.
The elderly man adjusted his glasses. Was it due to presbyopia from aging? He seemed slightly embarrassed by his mistake due to his age and gave an awkward smile.
Sorry about that. So, the frail child didnt work out. Did you say you wanted clothes good for activity? Just wait a bit, Ill bring them out right away.
Ah. Thank you, elder.
Its all part of doing business.
I paid and handed the clothes to the boy.
Blink.
The boy looked up at me, bewildered.
Um, Death King-nim. This is?
A gift.
A wide, white robe.
It might seem prone to getting dirty due to its white color, but it was actually a magic item. It was enchanted to resist stains, including gravy. It also had warming and cooling magic and could be used as a sleeping bag if needed, plus it had plenty of pockets for storage.
I thought this kind of clothing might come in handy more than just fancy clothes. Do you want to try it on?
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Hesitatingly, the boy put on the robe.
Huh.
The mans eyes widened a bit more.
A passerby, who had been walking along the street, suddenly pulled out a dagger and charged at me. He too was part of the mans group. I strengthened my right hand with aura and firmly grasped the dagger. Twisting his wrist, Kurk?! I shattered his arm from the shoulder and flung him backward.
That was the full story of what happened in a flash.
Not bad.
Eeeek!
Only then, as if time, which had briefly stopped, began to flow again, screams erupted in the street. People belatedly realized the fight and quickly moved out of the way.
Only I and the girl.
The man with the conical hat and his group remained on the street.
You have the skills to back up your audacious words.
Well. I do have the skills to deal with audacious people.
You knew who we were when you resisted, didnt you?
Hmm. Not really sure about that.
I stroked my chin.
Maybe just a bunch of scumbags trying to kidnap a powerless Constellation?
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The expression on the man in the conical hat became increasingly interesting. Still, it was somewhat lacking in entertainment. A mans life is in his face. Lets make it a bit more fun.
Ah. It seems like your organization is so broke that you cant afford a new hat, having to wear the same one all the time. Shall I sponsor you? I have enough money that its practically overflowing. I can help out beggars like you, at least up to four people. Five is a bit too much. Why dont you draw straws and drop one?
Fine. Ive decided.
The man with the conical hat adjusted his long sword.
Ill cut off your tongue and feed it to the dogs.
A blade filled with ominous energy.
It was clear at a glance that he was not someone who had cultivated aura by ordinary means.
De-Death King-nim.
From behind, I heard the girls anxious voice. Whether it was okay to seek help in this situation, or if she was being a burden. Torn between these two emotions, I gently winked at her to reassure him.
Its okay.
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The girl hung her head low.
Meanwhile, the man with the conical hat assumed a stance.
I am the leader of the Blood Demon Religion, the Blood Demon.
Huh?
I blinked in surprise.
Blood Demon?
Thats right.
The Blood Demon Religion? So, like a demonic cult? But with the character for blood added in front?
Precisely.
The man with the conical hat smiled bitterly.
It seemed he was satisfied with my reaction.
Its too late for regrets now. Of course, if you cut off your own tongue as penance, I might forgive you. Live the rest of your life tongueless, repenting your arrogance. I am magnanimous towards those who can criticize themselves
What? Its like a complete pseudo-religious cult?
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Abruptly.
The man with the conical hat stopped speaking.
I was dumbfounded.
Since when do pseudo-cult leaders go around calling themselves grand masters? Blood Demon? Religion? If its a demonic cult, then call it that; if its a devil cult, then say so. Whats with this Blood Demon nonsense?
What
Hey. Who gave you permission to attach demonic cult to your groups name? Now I see youre not just beggars. I misspoke. Even the Dog Faction has more dignity than you. You know? Even if the Dog Faction picks a fight with you for being nobodies, the officials will side with them.
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And Blood Demon is a title for horses. One of the horses I own is called Blood Demon. Its not even a title for a leader, but a mere moniker used under subordinates. Tsk. How dare you arrogantly call yourself a grand master? Want to be punished? Want to get hit?
You, you.
Anyway, those who come up from the martial arts world often lack manners. Please act according to your level, really. Now, lets start the appraisal. Listen carefully. First, remove demon from your signboard. And remove Religion too. Ill acknowledge you up to Blood Sect.
I will kill you.
The mans face twisted like a malevolent spirit.
I will surely kill you!
No.
Why is the leader of a pseudo-cult getting angry?
The one who farted is the one throwing a tantrum. (ED: Idiom Just as there are people who fart and then get angry as if someone else farted in order to hide it, this refers to people who deny the mistakes they have committed and make excuses.)
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