Chapter 4: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Chapter 4: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Impersonation of a member of a prestigious family.

Actually, that kind of crime is pretty common.

Due to the large size of the Five Great Clans, which included the Namgoong Clan, it was difficult for even the clans themselves to keep track of all of their branch family members. Thus, scammers would often take advantage of this fact.

These scammers included even the random drug dealers on the street, who would often claim that their drugs were synthesized by either the Nine Sects or the Five Great Clans.

The Murim Alliance has better things to do than catch small-time criminals.

Petty swindlers simply werent worth the Murim Alliances precious time and attention. However, it was a different situation if someone was teaching demonic arts using the name of the Namgoong Clan.

HmMaster Namgoong Wook? Why do you look so constipated? Do you need to take a shit?

You bastard Namgoong Wook ground his teeth in frustration, but unfortunately for him, that action only ended up revealing the fear and embarrassment he was trying to hide.

Y-You said that you were going to recommend us to the Murim Alliance? What would be the point of doing that?

I think you might have misunderstood me, but I just want to brag about the fact that there is a master warrior of the Namgoong Clan teaching martial arts in this village. Moreover, the martial arts you teach are so powerful that a person nearly got killed. I was joking when I said that your martial arts resembled the demonic arts I mean, cant you take a joke?

Although I said that, I knew that I hadnt been joking at all. Most importantly, Namgoong Wook, Goatee 1, and even my father Baek Muheun knew that I had been completely serious when I accused them of teaching demonic arts.

The more prestigious a clan is, the more they hate being associated with demonic arts.

Honor and prestigethese were the two things any warrior of the Orthodox Sect would risk their lives for. Of course, they also love doing all sorts of horrible things behind their enemies backs, but on the surface, they liked to maintain a righteous image, as dictated by the Way of the Hero. Thats why they could never tolerate anything that would damage their reputation.

You were going way too far with that joke!

Sigh I doubt the Murim Alliance would kill you guys over a joke, though?

YOU!

I cheekily raised a hand and pretended to slit my neck, but that simple movement was enough to make Namgoong Wooks face turn pale. Contrary to his bandit-like appearance, this dude was unexpectedly nave.

[Hey, what are you thinking?]

Suddenly, I heard a telepathic message from Dad. I rolled my eyes and looked to the side, but he only frowned.

[Are you absolutely certain that they are teaching demonic arts?]

I hadnt reached the level where I could send telepathic messages yet, so I could only nod my head slightly in response.

Im not sure if Dad got my message, but what I meant to say with my body language was, You should move to the side and remain on standby. Ill take care of this myself.

I waited for a while, and Dad said nothing more, so I shall assume that he understood me correctly.

I turned to face the spectators and said, At least, all of you should understand that I was just kidding, right? Seeing as the Namgoong Clan is a part of the Murim Alliance, theyll probably contact the Namgoong Clan once I send them my recommendation. Im certain the Namgoong Clan will be delighted to hear that the Amazing Master Namgoong Wook has opened a martial arts academy in our village, and will send us a heap of congratulatory flowers. In addition, it would be great if they sent someone to verify Yang Sams incredible martial arts talent

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

It seemed that even the dense Namgoong Wook could hear the bleeding sarcasm in my voice. The way he was glaring at me right now, if eyes could kill, hed probably have murdered me ten times over.

I grinned and taunted, Why should I? Did I say anything wrong?

ARGHHH, Ill kill you! Namgoong Wook twitched as if he wanted to attack me, but in the end, he decided against it. There were too many people looking at us right now, and if he attacked us first, it would be equivalent to admitting his guilt.

Murmur murmur.

Hey, what was the meaning of all that?

This is one of the common methods that the unorthodox sects use to recruit disciples. I know it well because the Blood Demon Cult used to do it, too.

Haa sighed Goatee, looking at me with an increasingly exasperated expression.

Suddenly, he started laughing crazily, Hahaha Muahahaha!

His laughter made my ears hurt and my skin tingle.

As he laughed, his aura and posture changed drastically.

CRACK! SQUELCH!

His hunched back straightened, and muscles started bulging out from his thin body. In an instant, he had transformed from a skinny scholar into a muscular giant.

Huh. So thats why his posture seemed so unnatural. He was using a body-morphing martial art.

The now powerfully-built Goatee stared down at me like he was about to swallow me alive. His physical appearance was completely different from before, except for that very characteristic goatee of his.

Based on the strength of his aura, hes a first-class warrior, though he would be one of the weaker ones in that class.

In rural areas such as this village, first-class warriors were rarer than wild ginseng.

As if he couldnt be bothered hiding his identity any longer, Goatee directed a wave of killing intent at me.

I thought that you were making a wild guess, but it seems that I was wrong about you. How did you know who we were?

Thats a trade secret~ I replied playfully.

His eyes widened with fury as he growled, Even now, you dont appear to understand what kind of situation youve landed yourself in. Very well. I wonder how much longer you can keep grinning like that?

BOOM!

He stomped his foot, leaving a huge footprint in the stone-paved training ground.

Grargh! From now on, I will immediately kill anyone who moves!

A powerful killing intent spread out over the entire training ground. The Jin Academy disciples behind Goatee sprinted forward and blocked off the academy gates, preventing anyone from escaping. Sensing that their lives were in danger, the spectators faces paled.

HELPPPP!

We didnt see anything!

I wont say anything about what I saw today!

Unable to resist the killing intent, the trembling spectators fell on their butts and desperately pleaded for their lives. Mr Jang, the cloth merchant, hugged his son tightly in terror.

Jang Yi squirmed in his fathers arms and shouted, You evil bastards! Master Baek will definitely kill you all!

Oi! You there! Shut up!

Goatee glanced at the spectators for a moment, then turned back to face me. He grinned evilly and said, Damned brat, know that everyone here will die because of you.

Only dead men tell no tales. Since we revealed their true identities, the only way these guys could remain hidden was to eliminate all of the witnesses.

Try your hardest to fight back, okay? Ill show you what happens to a weakling when they overstep their boundaries! laughed Goatee, striding toward me.

Goatee: I give up typing the man with a goatee over and over again. From now on, this dudes name is Goatee.

Fist salute: A common greeting between martial artists, see image below. Note: Left palm over right fist is a friendly greeting, whereas right palm over left fist signals a duel to the death. You dont want to be picking death fights randomly