With Gao Shen's death order, all the scumbags in the Manchester City team began to recite English desperately.
The English culture class, which was originally sloppy, is now taken very seriously. Even after halftime and after the afternoon training session, players can be seen memorizing over there with vocabulary lists.
In the evening, there are players who are still preparing for tomorrow's exams when they return to their homes or hotels.
No one wants to be rushed to the second team by Gao Shen when they first arrived. Isn't this a disadvantage in the competition within the team?
If you don't want to go to the second team, that's fine, just memorize English.
Rakitic complained on Twitter: "Can anyone tell me why football players have to take English exams?"
It was followed by a series of tearful expressions.
Not only did Manchester City's players on Twitter leave messages behind, saying that they felt the same way, even former Naples teammates asked with concern what was going on?
"Don't say it, the boss will have a random check of English recitation tomorrow morning, so I will withdraw first."
Back in the day, if I could study with half the effort I have now, would I still play football?
You're already in college, right?
Many fans and media reporters ran to the bottom of Gao Shen's Twitter to leave messages, hoping that he would show mercy to the players.
"As a college student who has taken the test, I express that English words are my eternal pain."
"Excuse me, with a vocabulary of 10,000 words, can I play in your team?"
"A football coach who doesn't force players to memorize words is by no means a qualified English teacher."
"Back then, my middle school teacher had to be as strict as yours, and now I won't be reduced to moving bricks on the construction site."
Gao Shen only saw the message on Twitter the next morning, and he said he was speechless.
But after entering the Carrington training base, he can't say that the atmosphere of learning English in the team is really good. He seems to have returned to the time when he was sprinting for the college entrance examination in the third year of high school.
When many players come to Carrington, the first thing they do is to take out the materials distributed by the English teacher yesterday and review them carefully, for fear that they will be rushed to the second team if they fail the exam later. .
In fact, these English content are some commonly used words and sentences on weekdays. For players, it is not so scary, but this group of scumbags learned too carelessly before, which is still a problem now.
If it weren't for this high-level mandatory requirement, God knows how long they would have to study?
On the first day of the oral examination, the result was very unexpected by the English teacher, because all the students passed.
Who dares to believe it?
Even the English teacher was stunned.
The results of his hard work for a month are not as effective as a high-level order.
That's why he can only be an English teacher and not a Manchester City manager.
Even in order to further stimulate the players' motivation, Gao Shen also specially designed various oral competitions, and the rewards are also varied. Anyway, as long as the players want, they can be used as rewards to stimulate the players' enthusiasm for learning.
These people in European football have never seen the world, and they are amazed by the endless means of high and deep, but only Gao Shen knows, what is he? If this is thrown into the country, what kind of new West, what kind of thinking and learning, etc., won't he be a few blocks away?
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In addition to the daily oral English test, there is also a wave of slang design within the Manchester City team.
To put it simply, players in different positions communicate with each other, and design some slang or secret codes that everyone can understand immediately.
For example, David Luiz, he devised several slang words in one go, all of which have been recognized by Harvey Martinez, Cahill and Kompany, including Liu Jiu, After You Fuck Me, etc. .
Uh, don't think about it, there is no intention to drive here.
The so-called six-nine actually means that the opponent's face is twelve o'clock on the clock, and the two players communicate with each other about their defensive positions.
The six is the front and the nine is the side.
Similarly, there are also a series of slang words such as "63" and "39", all of which can be simply a few words or a sentence, so that teammates can quickly understand the content of their intentions.
After being approved by the coaching staff, the Brazilian central defender skipped the day's training session and followed Pintus' long-distance running training. He ran to the side by himself, crossed his legs, and drank mineral water. Help the coaching staff to direct teammates to run long distances.
That chattering appearance made Gao Shen feel a little worried. If he went back to the locker room later, would someone break his third leg?
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After three days in Manchester, City set off for Glasgow, away to Celtic.
This time, Gao Shen is still dominated by rotation, and Manchester City's overall performance is obviously much better than before.
On the one hand, during these days of rest, the team summarizes and analyzes, and the players have gained something. Moreover, the coaching staff also improved the training program specifically for the players' problems to better help the players improve.
On the other hand, players communicate and communicate significantly more on the pitch.
But this has brought another trouble, that is, Celtic head coach Tony Mowbray has found a great depth after the game. Is there something wrong with the Manchester City players?
"Listen to my players, your players are shouting things on the court to go back, blast him, etc. What's going on?"
Gao Shen can only explain with a wry smile that this is a way of communication between players.
Tony Mowbray is still skeptical, "Then your communication style is quite special."
Yeah?
Maybe.
But at least it's practical.
In Glasgow, Gao Shen used two different tactical lineups in the first and second half, and still disrupted all the players and arranged them, resulting in Manchester City's performance is still relatively average.
In the end, it was a one-to-one draw with the Celtics on the road.
Gao Shen was satisfied with the result, after all, the Celtics are not fuel-efficient lamps.
However, the British domestic media still generally badmouth Manchester City.
With such poor results in the warm-up match, how could it be possible to play well in the Premier League in the new season?
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After playing Celtic, Manchester City quickly returned to Manchester to analyze and summarize the warm-up match again, especially for the problems that were exposed.
Three days later, the team went south to the south of England to challenge Southampton away.
Facing this strictly guarded third-level league team, Gao Shen and his Naples finally let go of their hands and feet, and knocked on the goal of the Saints with indiscriminate bombardment.
Four to zero, Manchester City finally got a victory.
More importantly, Manchester City suppressed Southampton almost all the way, frequently creating threats and dangers.
The British media are still dissatisfied with this, because the Saints are only a third-tier team and only win four goals.
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After playing Southampton, Gao Shen did not follow the team back to Manchester, but stayed in London to watch the Premier League outpost and Community Shield at Wembley Stadium.
The two teams participating this year are Manchester United and Chelsea.
This is a very rare opportunity for Gao Shen to examine his opponent at close range.
The new season, Manchester United can be described as the coexistence of crises.
In terms of opportunity, Ferguson wanted to win another Champions League before retiring, but Ronaldo left Spain, and Tevez is now having a lot of trouble with the team, and there is a high possibility of leaving the team.
In the previous life of Gao Shen, Tevez moved to Manchester City, but now Gao Shen doesn't like this kind of thorn at all, so the whereabouts of the Argentine beast is unknown, but the Community Shield was still put into the cold palace by Ferguson.
Needless to say, Cristiano Ronaldo has scored 34 goals in the past two seasons. Tevez has scored 34 goals, and the two players add up to more than 100 goals. Now that they are gone, how can Manchester United fill this vacancy?
From the perspective of the warm-up match, Rooney and Valencia are both highly valued, but it is still very difficult for these two to fill the vacancy of goals, so it is now up to Ferguson to adjust.
Specific to this game, after Van der Sar was injured, Manchester United's goalkeeper position is full of hidden dangers, which is also very worrying.
Compared with Manchester United, Chelsea's situation is actually better, because they have not lost personnel, but the problem is still very big. Ancelotti adopted four-four-two in this game, with a diamond-shaped midfield position. From the effect Look, there are good and bad.
The good part is that the team's offense kicked out, and the bad part is that the team's defense has problems.
Midfield is Mikel dragging behind, Malouda and Essien separated on both sides, Lampard ahead.
But in the game, Mikel's protection of the defense, especially the protection of the ribs, is seriously insufficient.
The first goal of the opening was Nani's quick sprint to the ribs, breaking into the penalty area and scoring.
The last goal was also an assist from Ryan Giggs from the rib, allowing Rooney to tie the game.
Manchester United's two goals were scored in the ribs, and between the two goals, Chelsea took the lead with the goals of Carvalho and Lampard, but was eventually equalized by Rooney's goal.
In the penalty shootout, Chelsea won and UU Kanshu defeated Manchester United.
Gao Shen took Sarri and Lucas to watch the game on the spot. Although neither side has reached the best state, it has already shown some outlines.
In contrast, high-level feelings will be deeper.
In the deep past life, Manchester City's signings this summer were all staring at opponents in the Premier League, such as Manchester United's Tevez, Arsenal's Adebayor and Kolo Toure, Everton's Lescott, Gareth Barry of Aston Villa and more.
This way of poaching can be said to strengthen Manchester City itself, while weakening its competitors.
But now, Gao Shen is not interested in these players, and he has formed another team, which has not weakened the strength of the Premier League competitors, and is stronger than when Gao Shen was in his previous life.
As a result, the competition in the Premier League will be more intense than in previous lives.
Especially Liverpool.
In the previous life, Xavi Alonso left, and an unsuitable Aquilani came, which directly led to the decline of Liverpool's performance. Benitez took the blame and dismissed the get out of class, but now it is not the sick Aquilani, but Bigger. Leah.
In other words, everything that Gao Shen is familiar with will basically never happen again in the Premier League.
Liverpool are stronger now than they were before.
Even judging from the current situation, Liverpool has the strength to challenge the championship. After all, the weakest striker of the Red Army before, now has a Torres.
Thinking of this, Gao Shen's whole person became excited.
When he came to the Premier League, he wanted to touch a strong team.
The stronger the opponent is, the more excited he is and the more he can prove his strength.
He can't wait for the new season.
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