Chapter 362: Money Makes The World Go Round
Yes, I will head home and think about it, Ye Qing replied.
Youwhat? Ghost Sixs eyes bulged before falling out of their eye sockets again. It took him a second to realize that Ye Qing was toying with him.
Whats wrong? Youre not going to force me into a contract, are you? Is this how the Ghost Tower operates? Ye Qing smirked.
Of course not. Were all about consent and fairness, Ghost Six replied, but his smile was gone. At this point, it was clear that Ye Qing was neither going to buy their products nor sign a contract. In that case, why would he offer him a smile? It wasnt exactly easy plastering his flesh back to his face, you know!
Goodbye. You can walk yourself to the exit, Ghost Six added coldly before turning away.
Hes looking down on you, husband! Greenlake chuckled beside Ye Qing. He had no idea when she was there, though it didnt matter.
Ye Qing shrugged uncaringly. Both his fists and his wallet were smaller than the Ghost Towers. It was natural that they would look down on him.
But dont worry. I shall retrieve your dignity for you! Greenlake beamed at him.
Oh really? How? Are you going to curse him or something? Ye Qing didnt know what Greenlake was planning, but he had to admit that he was a little touched. He advised her, Its fine. Its not worth it.
After all, the price of failure was, of course, death.
Dont worry. I know what Im doing, Greenlake returned with a playful smirk before pulling Ye Qing to the counter where Ghost Six was standing.
Back already, customers? Ghost Six said tauntingly when he saw that they had returned.
Greenlake smiled politely. We never left in the first place. We just needed some time to discuss what we wanted to buy. After all, your products are pretty good.
But of course! Ghost Tower only sells quality goods! Ghost Six declared proudly before side-eying Ye Qing. Unfortunately, that also means not everyone can afford it.
What should we buy, husband? Greenlake ignored the subtle jab at her husband and voiced her conundrum. Should we buy it all, or should we just buy half of it?
Cough! Cough! Just er, just take it easy, okay? Ye Qing nearly choked on his own spit. Buy it all, or buy half of it? Now thats a boast if I ever heard one!
I see, you dont think that these items are a good fit with your stature. Very well. There is no point in buying items you dont need, Greenlake said gently. That said, its not everyday you can visit the Yin Market. We cant possibly leave empty-handed, can we? Well just buy eight or ten items, okay?
Did I say anything? I didnt say anything! Why are you doing this? Ye Qing blinked rapidly while desperately trying to think of a solution that wouldnt smear his face in mud.
Ghost Six simply crossed his arms and watched the duo disdainfully. Keep talking. Youre only digging a bigger grave for yourself.
Greenlake pointed toward the racks and said casually, Lets see, I want the Void Prison, Void Stealer, Bone Rakshasa, Human-faced Peach Blossom Ghost, Yin Fire Ghost Bull, Three-lived Boy, Shadow Dancer, Smoke Veil and Yaksha of Evening. Thats enough for now.
Heh she has a discerning eye for value at least, Ghost Six sneered mentally. The ghosts she chose seemingly at random were some of the most valuable ghosts they had. Of course, they were also the most expensive. Here comes the question: Could she actually afford it?
Suddenly, an idea occurred to Ghost Six. He put on a bright smile on his face and produced a handful of exquisite-looking boxes seemingly out of thin air. Then, he somehow pulled a square space out of the Hundred Ghosts Racks as if it was a physical object and put it into a wooden box. He would repeat this until every ghost Greenlake had ordered was packed.
After that, he pushed the boxes in front of Greenlake and said, Heres the stuff you ordered, customer. That would be five thousand yin gold, please.This chapter is updated by nov(e)(l)biin.com
Er that we Ye Qing gasped again.Five thousand yin gold? My poor heart!
Ye Qing was going to say that it was just a joke, but Ghost Six interrupted as if he had anticipated his answer, Just a reminder, but we dont do takebacks. Once the good is removed from the shelf, youre expected to pay for it one way or another.
Ghost Sixs smile turned cruel. He looked like a fisherman who saw a big fish entering his net of its own volition.
He didnt believe that Ye Qing or Greenlake could pay five thousand yin gold. The second they admitted that they couldnt produce the money necessary to purchase the ghosts, he would accuse them of making a fool out of their business, kill them, and transform them into the Ghost Towers slaves. It was buy one get two free!
Ye Qing side-eyed Greenlake. Well, were in deep shit now. What are you going to do?
Ye Qing was already channeling his energies in secret. The second Greenlake showed weakness, he was going to get the hell out of here. If that failed, then he was going to surrender, of course. What else was he supposed to do?
Five thousand? Thats cheaper than I expected.
To everyones surprise, Greenlake smiled and produced a huge bag of yin gold. She dropped it on the floor and said, Here it is. Please check if the numbers are correct.
The Resentful Tear and the Hateful Heartstone? Now thats a pair. I can use it to make a pair of earrings.
A ten-thousand-year-old Clear Sky Wood? Yes, it can be made into furniture
Ghost Six couldnt stop picking chunks of his face from the floor as he listened to Greenlakes comments.
The Ghost-faced Sunflower looks like a ghost in the middle of a scream, and you think its cute?
The Evergreen Fu Ling Grass can save a Spirit Purifier ten years of hard training, and youre going to raise it like a house plant?
A single drop of Yellow Spring Rock Milk can repair soul damage and extend ones lifespan, and youre going to use it to boil tea?
The ten-thousand-year-old Clear Sky Wood is a prime material for forging Strange Artifacts, and it is itself a potent Hatred-class Strange Artifact, but youre going to turn it into furniture?
Just because you have money doesnt mean you can waste it like that! Do you think money makes the world go round?
Ghost Six was swearing like a sailor on the inside, but on the outside he was acting like Greenlakes loyal servant. He smiled as brightly as he could and gave his 120 percent to satisfy Greenlakes needs.
Okay fine, money can make the world go round. Bury me in yin gold, please!
It was at this moment Greenlake shot Ye Qing a lookthis whole time, the guy had been standing there with his jaw on the floor, unmovingand chided him, Husband, dont just stand there and do nothing. Pick something you like too! My mouth is getting dry here!
Are you are you rich? Ye Qing gulped audibly before sending her a sound transmission.
My family is doing okay, I suppose, Greenlake replied uncaringly. We have five gold mines, several hundred stores, and thousands of servants. Its not really impressive.
Ye Qing didnt know what to say. Your family own not one, but five GOLD MINES, and youre telling me its not really impressive? Are you kidding me right now?
Is there anything you want, dear customer? Ghost Six asked Ye Qing carefully.
Just now, he had lost three thousand yin gold because he was a fucking idiot. That was why he was treating Ye Qing with the utmost respect even though it was clear who wore the pants in the household. Each sale netted him a small percentage of profit, and at the rate Greenlake was going through their wares, he was going to be a very rich ghost regardless. If Ye Qing would join in the shopping spree, then even better.
In any case, there was no harm in licking the boots of such wealthy customers. What? He tried to kill them earlier? Bullshit! The thought had never crossed his mind!
Back to the moment, Greenlake called out to Ghost Six again, Oh, my husband just told me that hes too lazy to choose. Just give me that whole cabinet of wares over there, will you?
No problem! Just give me a moment! Today was eyeball tumbling day, it seemed. Ghost Six didnt mind it though. Not in the slightest.
Did I say anything? I didnt say anything! Ye Qing glanced back and forth between Ghost Six and Greenlake, stupefied.
Are you happy now, husband? Greenlake asked gently while beaming at him.
Is this what you meant when you said youre gonna retrieve my dignity for me? Ye Qing blinked. As satisfying as it sounded, he wasnt sure that burying his enemy in a literal pile of money was the way to go.
But of course! As your wife, its only natural for me to defend your honor, isnt it? Greenlake replied sweetly. If you think its not enough, I can buy that cabinet over there as well.
No, no! Its enough! Ye Qing hurriedly stopped her. Although Greenlake was doing it for his sake, and he himself hadnt forked a single yin gold since entering the store, it was still too much. The rate Greenlake was throwing money, he literally felt like she was exhaling gold with every breath. Next time, just give me that money!
Dont worry, husband. This really is nothing. Im willing to pay the world if it means making you happy. Greenlake watched him with warm, loving eyes.
Ahaha thanks, but seriously, you didnt need to go this far. Ye Qing looked away and coughed. He might have believed she was sincere if it wasnt the fact that they had met each other less than an hour[2] ago.
As long as youre happy. Greenlake smiled again and said, The auctions about to start, right Ghost Six? Can you take us there?
But of course, dear customer. Ghost Six held out his hand and declared, This way, please.
1. I took a bit of liberty, but the meaning is the same.
2. The fuck? I thought its been several hours since they met lol.