Chapter Nine - Round Table

Chapter Nine - Round Table

Chapter Nine - Round Table

Host: So let me get this straight, there are two bodies here, right, but both of them are, are you?

Twinskull: Thats right. I was twins before I became a samurai. And now, thanks to some protector technology, I combined my minds into one.

Host: So both of you--

Twinskull: Theres only one of me. I just happen to have two brains and two bodies.

Host: Thats incredible! Does it ever get weird though?

Twinskull: Oh, all the time. Im used to it now. Sometimes I still wonder which of my stomachs is growling, and seeing out of four eyes takes some getting used to. But its really handy in a pinch.

--Live interview with Twinskulls, July 2028

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Laserjack was, I decided, a demented fuck.

No one should be able to stand in front of so many samurai with a shit-eating grin a moment after telling them that theyll all have to do some kindergarten-level self-introduction thing. His grin never even had the common decency to leave as he started.

My name is Laserjack. Im thirty-four, I have been a samurai for... oh, three years now? My specialities are social manipulation and amplified light based weaponry. He bowed his head. Dont worry, I swear Im not using any active manipulation equipment on anyone here.

Fucking what? a samurai flopped on a loveseat behind me asked.

Its true, Laserjack said. I make a point of dealing honestly with fellow samurai. Now! Shall we go around willy-nilly and give the shy a way out of speaking, or maybe alphabetical order? We could even start from J and work our way around, give those poor A-name people a rest. Or we could start from one end of the room and work our way across!

Someone near the front sighed, and I saw Jolly Monarch shaking his crowned head. Youre a piece of work, Jack, he said. My name is Jolly Monarch. Im a long-standing member of the family. My speciality lies in drone control. Specifically a large number of highly disposable drones. I mostly serve as an information officer. If you have any questions, I always have an ear, no matter the subject.

Was that a pun? Gomorrah muttered just loud enough that I was able to pick it out.

Sam-o Ray bounced to his feet. At some point hed replaced his helmet. I wont let anyone accuse me of being shy. My name is Sam-o Ray. I specialise in heavy ray weaponry. If radiation can hurt it, then I can melt it. He waved at the room, then sat right back down.

Cause Player raised a hand without standing. Im Cause Player. I do variable weaponry and armour. Mostly I stream all my fights. Hope no one minds.

A couple more samurai introduced themselves. One that looked like an office drone and a young woman in ratty leather armour with three arms.

Checking it now... its clean. Just a non-updating file. One of my sibling AI made it.

You should have received a packet, if you have the hardware to receive it with. Its a map of the region and all the projected hotspots. In the coming days, were expecting certain hives to become active. Some will head for the city, others will grow faster. Basically, we have a lot of places where having even one samurai could make a big difference, so were setting up a system.

The wall behind him lit up with a similar map of the region, but this one had large circles on it. Were giving you all access to our information network. Projected attack vectors, hive locations, and our best guess at the number of antithesis you might encounter in any given fight and their troop composition. In exchange, we only ask that you keep us informed of which location youre hitting and when. That way we know where to reach you if you need backup, or if the situation changes.

You wont be directing us at all? Gomorrah asked.

Not one whit! Laserjack said. If you want to hit a hive as a group, we have something akin to a group finder in place. If you want to help defend a wall, or ambush a group of antithesis, or even just do nothing, then feel free to inform us and well keep our maps up to date. Mostly, we want to avoid two of you showing up where only one is needed, so the map will update to show you who is working where. Who might be in need of assistance, and so on.

That sounded pretty reasonable.

Laserjack gestured to the map. Areas in blue are fine, areas in yellow mark locations of suspected or possible Antithesis presence. Those of you who are used to doing clean-up work might want to focus on those areas. And the red areas.

He paused as part of the map lit up in red. Just a little sliver along the east side of the city, right where the blue smudge of a river passed.

That map is live, he said.

Ah, shit, someone who caught on faster than me said.

If that map was live, then that red smudge there meant trouble.

Well then, Laserjack said. Looks like things have started! And a few hours early at that! Dont you love it when plans dont even manage to make it to first contact?

Grasshopper stood up and started towards the door. I live near there. Ill go take a look, she said before casually leaving.

I got up too. If things were starting now, then I wanted the kittens and Lucy moved before the air filled with panicking maniacs. Im heading out too. Ill use that system of yours, Laserjack, dont worry.

Aww, I didnt even get to the parts where you can request orbital strikes. But yes, I suppose I can send the rest of my presentation over as a data-packet. Good luck samurai. Make sure the city doesnt burn!

I snorted as I headed out, Gomorrah keeping pace with me.

This entire meeting hadnt gone how I expected it too, but maybe that was for the best.

It was nice to know that for the foreseeable future all Id have to deal with was a flood of aliens to kill.

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