Chapter Seventeen - Kaboom

Chapter Seventeen - Kaboom

Chapter Seventeen - Kaboom

Samurai are a fine deterrent, and theres no denying that theyll kill more xenos than any properly organised army once they get going, but holy shit are they ever hard to work with.

Do you have any idea how many times I had to walk over to a samurai, hat in hand, and politely ask them not to commit war crimes at danger-close proximity to my troops?

--Live Open-Broadcast message from US Army General to Samurai near the Oklahoma incursion, 2029

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I inspected the disk for a moment. There was a timer on it with a couple of buttons to adjust it. So, I press this, timer counts down, and then the bomb appears? I asked.

Essentially, yes.

Why not just give me the bomb?

Because while the core of the explosive is activated by a fusion detonator, the majority of the explosive power comes from the hyper-dense explosives packed around the core. Those weigh in excess of one metric ton and would crush you and destroy Gomorrahs upholstery if you were to summon it inside the Fury.

If your mangled body stains my seats I will be very disappointed, Gomorrah said.

Alright, alright, hold your tits. I scooted to the edge of the seat and grabbed the door handle. Im going to tap this and drop it, can you get us right on top of the hive?

Gomorrah nodded and drove us around in a tight spiral, gaining height as we went.

Myalis, how long should I set this for?

The lower you are, the less time youll want to have on the timer. The explosive needs a moment to angle itself in the air and to fire its downwards thrusters to pierce into the ground.

Got it, Gomorrah said. She slowed us to a full stop, then shoved her foot down on a pedal which sent us shooting upwards. I glanced at the dash where I could see our height in metres rising, she slowed down when we were a kilometre or so over the hive. Good enough?

Certainly.

I opened the door, glad for my helmet as a cool blast of wind buffeted the inside of the Fury. Leaning out over the side, I glanced way, way down. It wasnt too hard to spot the opening in the forest where we thought the hive was. It was one of the only open spots in the forest.

I set the timer to three seconds, then held it out over the void.

Hey, Gomorrah, you got anything witty to say? I asked.

Close the door, its getting cold? she tried.

I meant as like, a final fuck-off to the aliens.

Im not really keen on witticisms, she said.

I shrugged, tapped the timer with my thumb, then let it drop.

I looked at the disk drop, somehow while keeping even in the air, then with a loud pop it was replaced by what looked like a missile, a big bulbous lump of metal with a few thrusters on the back that immediately lit up and started to roar.

You might want to move, you are within the outer edges of the blast radius.

As Gomorrah circled the edge of the crater, I could make out glimpses past the smoke. It was pretty clear that there was now a big conical hole missing under all that smoke. A few chunks of rock and other detritus had been ejected up and had come down sprinkled across the area too, adding to the fun.

The cars ventilation kicked itself up a notch, and yet it still felt warmer as we flew around.

Thats a job well done, I said.

Lets just see if anyone got hurt from it before patting ourselves on the back, Gomorrah said as she pulled us out of our turn and headed towards the facility.

Incoming call. Its from Laserjack.

Put him on, I said.

A screen opened in my augmented vision, with a smiling Laserjack staring at the camera from what looked like a nice minimalist office. Hello, Stray Cat, he said.

Hey, Laserjack, I said.

Quick question. Did you just nuke Canada?

Technically no, I said.

He nodded. Oh good. Could you explain that technically part? Because a lot of sensors just went off, and the satellite imagery that Im getting sure looks mushroom-like from here. No big burst of radiation though, so I imagine that the bomb you used really wasnt nuclear.

Youll be happy to learn that we took care of a hive, I said. It was a small one, so we figured the easy thing to do would be to blow it up.

Laserjack leaned back a bit, thought, then gave in and nodded. Fair enough. Usually wed discourage that kind of methodology for destroying a hive. It might spread some bio-contaminants far and wide, which might start new hives, but its usually mostly effective. And right now, I dont think we have the luxury to look down on non-traditional methods.

Thanks? I tried.

Well, keep up the good work! Though, in the future, maybe send us a text before not-nuking anything?

I cant send you a text for every bomb I use, thats just unreasonable.

He shrugged. Every bomb over... say, a hundred tons of TNT in yield?

Thats better, I said. See you around Laserjack. I think Ill be taking the evening off to get some other work done in the city.

Sure. I imagine tomorrow will be a much busier day for all of us, so getting what you can get done now out of the way is only wise.

I nodded along. See you around, bud. With that, I closed the line. He didnt seem too annoyed, I said.

I imagine its generally unwise to be annoyed by people with lots of high-yield explosives, Gomorrrah said.

Ah, come on, hes a samurai too. I bet hes got a trick or two up his sleeve. So, facility next? Then I really do want to check up on some things in the city.

Sure. I think I might slip around and help where I can for the rest of the day. I dont exactly have big plans.

Oh, well in that case, wanna eat at my place tonight? Bring Franny, well make an evening of it!

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