Chapter Thirty-One - The Skinny Lowdown

Chapter Thirty-One - The Skinny Lowdown

Chapter Thirty-One - The Skinny Lowdown

Oh, Stray Cat!

Bang bang bang, bang bang bang!

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I landed my bike in the same parking garage as last time, then got off and started for the elevator. Halfway there I tested my suits invisibility. The surface of my coat wavered for a fraction of a second, then there was nothing. I could see straight through my arm and to the floor below.

Waving my arm around revealed only a very slight blurriness. It refreshed so quickly that it was almost impossible to tell that anything was wrong. If I wasnt looking for it, I would have dismissed it outright. It looked too much like a heathaze. Or... no, a heathaze was more visible. Maybe like those little floater things that moved around in my eye when I was looking at something really dark? They were easy to dismiss when I wasnt looking for them.

This stealth shits a bit better than what Im used to, I said.

Its a slight improvement over your last set of similar equipment. Dont worry, you paid for the difference in quality.

Yeah, I bet, I said. My chat with Audrey-slash-Emoscythe the other day had me thinking a little about fighting styles. Well, mostly shed put a lot of ideas about style in my head, but that kind of led from one thing to another.

I had to work a little on my fighting style as well as my image. They kind of went hand-in-hand. So far Id been a bit wishy-washy about what I used. Bombs, sure, and some more silent weapons. But then Id pick up an SMG, or a crossbow, and I still carried my Trench Maker around.

I wasnt focused on a single weapon type or platform, which was... probably okay? It gave me a bit of flexibility, at least, but there was a lot of value in hyperfocusing. Gomorrahs fire shit was probably leagues ahead of what I could manage by now.

The only advantage I had was the versatility of bombs as a weapon. They let me punch up enough to keep things interesting.

Eventually Id fall behind someone like Gomorrah who speciaised, though.

I was still in the honeymoon phase of being a samurai however. I still had time to experiment and try shit, and it wasnt as if there was a lack of things to experiment on at the moment.Discover new chapters at novelhall.com gonna need something to knock people out, I think, I said.

Im sure I can find something that can do that. Flashbangs? Gas-based grenades?

How about, uh... I ran my hand against my front, looking for the currently empty pouches on my suit. Two of each?

See-Three, you didnt tell us you were dealing with a samurai, the borg said.

I... wasnt sure, See-Three said. And it didnt seem prudent to bother her with it.

Well, that was nice, but it didnt answer my other questions. Was this caused by those Ventrats you mentioned?

See-Three pulled herself together surprisingly quickly. We think so. Not too much was stolen, actually. They broke through the front door. We had electronic locks and a metal bar lock in place, but they were able to get past that. Then they were in.

A smash and grab, the borg guy said.

I turned towards him and his other pal and took the two in properly. The more talkative of the two had a squared off head like something ripped from a drone, linked to a robotic upper body. His legs looked mechanical too, and I had to wonder how much human was left in him. The other looked a lot less extreme. Two eyes, a few mods tacked onto his skull, one robotic hand that looked like it was designed to carry a rotating set of tools.

Right. Well, this is unacceptable, I said. Do we know what they grabbed?

The prosthetics we received were all in a big container at the back, See-Three said. There must be a million credits worth of tech in that box. We had a lot of tools too, theyre missing.

So, the Ventrats come over, break in, then leave with everything valuable. That wasnt very smart of them. Witnesses?

Locals, yeah. They didnt move to help, See-Three said. It clearly frustrated her. The gang on this floor let me know where the Ventrats ran off to. So thats something. No one will want to do anything about it.

What do you mean?

This building isnt linked to city police, borg-guy said. Its got its own security offices, and theyre unlikely to help.

Of course not, I sighed. Then I pulled out my Laser Pointer with a shrug. Welp, time to make an example. Can you three stay here, maybe clean things up? Im going to see if I cant get our shit back.

Alone? See-Three asked.

See-Three, shes a samurai, Borg-guy said.

I pointed to him for confirmation. I can probably handle a little crew of common street thugs. Like, I dont want to sound over-confident, but Im maybe a little overqualified for this. But we can talk about that later. Im gonna get our shit back, then we can chat, alright?

See-Three didnt seem entirely pleased with that, but she didnt press the issue. Alright, she said.

Cool! See you in like, half an hour, tops. It wouldnt take much more than that to figure this out, right? Then I could be back in bed, snuggling up with Lucy, and catching up on sleep again. Easy.

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