CH 290

Sanwang hurriedly said, “My father’s peeing can piss you off!”

This time, the man’s face turned purple and he walked away angrily.

Lin Lan, “Sanwang, speak in a civilised manner, and don’t be so vulgar.”

Sanwang responded quickly, “Oh yea, by the way, I should have let him find my father to compare his size.”

Lin Lan, …

The other members who heard it also laughed.

At this time, Han Qingsong had already strode over and looked at Lin Lan, “What are you guys talking about?”

Lin Lan didn’t think much of it at first, but when she saw the cloth bag in Yu Wuzi’s hand, she uncontrollably thought of something else. She blushed all of a sudden and hurriedly squatted down to select her husband’s share of peanuts, not daring to look at Han Qingsong.

Han Qingsong saw that her neck suddenly turned red, showing a shy expression like a young girl, and his heart suddenly swayed.

The huge JJ incident was not like the previous incidents of privacy breaching. Usually, the teased parties would blush with embarrassment on the spot, but it would be over once everyone got their laugh.

However, this later on instigated a fight between fathers, which caused many of the men in the village to beat their children at home whereas the women complained in various ways. After a certain incident, it was known that the fathers yelled or hit their own children. Then, their wives would start to argue and call them childish for releasing their anger onto their children just because he wasn’t bigger than other fathers.

As a result, when Lin Lan went out and ran into others, they would either give her an expression that didn’t need further explanation, plaster a smile at her that conveyed a hidden meaning or pouted at her whilst looking like a hundred-year-old pickled cabbage in a jar.

On the surface, Lin Lan remained emotionless, pretending to be okay with things. However, in her heart, the automatic machine gun was already turned on and had begun to fire indiscriminately as she knew that she had to find out what was going on.

She made unannounced visits to the wangs(1) one by one— Dawang wouldn’t say it and Erwang wouldn’t say anything about it either; only Sanwang was caught and interrogated by Lin Lan.

(T/N: The names of her sons all end in ‘wang’, so she’s referring to them) 

When he was questioned, he admitted that after school, the students would compete between each other in a certain way. They would run to the wall outside the school and line up in a row. After counting down, they relieved themselves and competed as to who could shoot the farthest.

The winner had bragging rights whereas the last place would be teased as not having a promising JJ.

That kid couldn’t take the blow, so he started to brag about his father’s size, even involving his uncle and his grandfather.  No matter what, he knew that he couldn’t lose to his friends.

It was originally a small game of comparison among peers. However, he broke the rules and involved his father, so the other children didn’t fall back far behind. Sanwang especially exaggerated his story, claiming that all their fathers’ sizes combined would not be as big as his father.

Everyone didn’t believe it before and laughed at him for bragging, but after the incident from Yu Wuzi’s peanut-stealing attempt, the children all believed it.

At this moment, no one could compete with Sanwang. He lifted his chin nigh into the sky all day long while the other children went home and complained that their fathers’ sizes weren’t good enough.

No matter how useless the men were while they were out, they still remained the head of their families when they got home. In front of their children and wives, they had their pride to uphold as ‘Emperors’, so how could they endure such humiliation?