Volume 1 - CH 14

Chapter 14 – Quiet Talk: The Depression of the Creator God and the Dissatisfaction of the Gods

“Yeah?

“Is everything alright?”

“Yes, it’s been a while since we had a visitor in this world. Oh, his name is Wataru Toyomi. He got drunk and fell into the sea and came to this world, didn’t he? Whether it’s good luck or bad luck, let’s give him a ship summoning since his name sounds like it too, and also language comprehension. I hope he can entertain us.”

“Please don’t give him too much power. We had a lot of trouble at the time of the Demon King.”

“I understand. The ship summoning is invincible from a defensive point of view when you are on the ship, but I have made it so that he cannot summon any ships that have offensive power. I’ve also sent him a message, so it won’t be a problem.”

“I hope it will have a positive impact on this world.”

“Yes, I hope it will be fun. We haven’t had a visitor in a long time, after all. Tell everyone about it.”

“Yes. But this person is falling into the meadow, right? Are you sure about the ship summoning?”

“Hmm? Haha… well, I guess it’s okay, right?”

“Hah, you didn’t think anything of it, did you? I always tell you, don’t act on an impulse; think a little before you act.”

“What are you talking about? I am the Creator God. Of course, I thought about it. Aren’t you a billion years too early to be lecturing me, the Creator God?”

“I am the God of Light, remember?”

“Why are you looking at me like, “What is this guy talking about” look, huh? The Creator God is greater than the God of Light. I am greater than you by far.”

“I have told all the other gods. They were bored, so they all gathered around.”

“Please don’t let it slide. Don’t let the Creator God’s words go unspoken.”

“Look, he ran into the horned rabbit… He ran away, didn’t he?”

“It’s alright; it’s alright… Look, he noticed his status.”

“Why did you give him ship summoning when he’s on the meadow? I mean, what’s that? I can’t help but feel sorry for him.”

“Shut up. Ship summoning is a powerful skill, and it’s an ordeal until he reaches the water’s edge.”

“Well, it seems he has some tact to summon a ship on land. What do you think about that, God of War?”

“God of magic, huh? He’s just trying out his skills for the time being. We cannot judge him yet.”

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“He’s hunting rabbits again today; what a bore. God of entertainment, is he going to do anything interesting?”

“I don’t think so. He’s serious and hard-working every day. It’s the right thing to do, but as a god of entertainment, it makes me nauseous. If he didn’t have all those skills and messages, he might have done something a little more interesting.”

“Right. He can’t act fancy with those damn skills, can he? Maybe I should give him some skills. How about you, god of magic?”

“Ah, good idea. If the god of war and the god of magic give skills, it might make things a little more interesting. As a god of entertainment, I can give him some skills to make things more interesting. If things continue as they are, this child will end up hunting horned rabbits for the rest of his life. It would be a waste of a person from another world, wouldn’t it?”

“I agree. I pity him with such skills. Shall I give him all magic attributes and increased magic power?”

“Oh, you’re all in on it. Then I’ll give him a divine spear and physical enhancement?”

“Then I’ll go with probability fluctuation. Something interesting might happen.”

“Hey, god of war, god of magic, god of entertainment, don’t talk nonsense. The ship summoning I gave him is enough. Ship summoning is not a useless skill, you know.”

“If that’s the case, then why is this guy coming to this other world and being stuck in there? I’ve never seen an otherworldly person so inconspicuous. It’s probably because of his shitty skills and the message you sent him.”

“That’s right. The behavior of otherworldly people is usually much more interesting.”

“I agree. I can only think it’s a poor choice of skills.”

“What a thing to say to the Creator God. Anyway, you shouldn’t give him any skills. This child is best suited with ship summoning.”

“If that’s the case, do something about it. If you don’t do something about it, it will be too boring.”

“Well, well, calm down. It is too much for you to give him skills as well. The Creator God will not leave things as they are, so please give him a little more time.”

“If the God of Light says so, I’ll wait and see, but if he doesn’t change, I’ll give him skills.”

“Why do you listen to the God of Light and rebel against me? Are you in a rebellious phase? You’re in a rebellious phase, huh?”

“Shut up. If you’re going to do something, do it now!”

“I can’t believe this attitude toward the Creator God. Well, I’ll talk to him when he comes to church.”

“Will he come to church? This child hunts horned rabbits every day without taking a day off. I’m getting tired of it, so I’m going back. Let me know if there is any progress.”

“I guess we’re going home, too. Don’t keep us waiting too long.”

“Hey, God of Light. Why are they being so bossy? As the Creator God, should I give them a stern talking-to?”

“You’ve got to get him to come to church somehow, don’t you? What will you do?”

“Are you ignoring me? Hey, don’t get ahead of yourself.”

“I’ll wait and see how things go for a while, and if he doesn’t show up, I’ll give him an oracle. It’s not good to mess with the lower world, so it would be great if he came by himself.”

“Let’s have a conversation; it’s important to catch up on words!”

After a while…

“…Creator god-sama. That child has come into the church. That’s good; I didn’t have to give an oracle. I’ll leave the rest to you.”

“Ok, here we go at last.”

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“He hasn’t changed much, has he? Should we give him the skill already?”

“Please calm down, god of war. After listening to the creator god, he has decided to do it. He will travel to the southern city after training, so he will probably change from there.”

“Maybe? Well, it can’t be helped. As expected, he can’t deal with emergencies with that skill set.”

“It can’t be helped. If he had been given a more useful skill, he wouldn’t have had to spend so much time and effort. The God of Light must have a hard time.”

“Yes, it is very hard. God of entertainment, can you help me too?”

“No, thank you. Instead, I think it would be better to educate the Creator God.”

“It is too late already.”