Volume 8 - CH 17

Chapter 17 – God of Gastronomy and Wataru

Creator God-sama and the others say they are coming to visit me. I am panicking. I don’t know what to do, so I ask God of Light-sama for help.

“Wataru-san, I’m sorry to bother you on such short notice, but could you please listen to what I have to say?”

“Oh, yes. God of Light-sama, please ask for anything.”

“Fufu, thank you very much.”

God of Light-sama is as beautiful as ever. I feel like she’s exuding some kind of hardship, but it’s a good thing.

“Hey, God of Magic. That Otherworlder’s demeanor is noticeably different when he talks to us.”

“Hmm, well, he has a weakness for women, after all. You knew that, didn’t you?”

“No, I knew that, but that guy, towards the goddess, too? How about that?”

“Um… I can’t judge that. There must be something unique about the Otherworlder. It is interesting. I didn’t expect humans to differentiate between men and women.”

“No, God of Magic, why do you look so happy?”

Next to me, the God of War-sama and the God of Magic-sama are buzzing around. Oh well, now it’s time to talk to the God of Light-sama.

“Wataru-san, we are also interested in the culture of the other world. The fact that a sanctuary has been established is a problem, but we would like to take this opportunity to experience the culture of the other world.”

So it’s a problem that a sanctuary has been established. But now that it’s established, it seems like they want to take advantage of it.

“Um, since Creator God-sama gave me this ability, I guess he can do whatever he wants without bothering to descend to the lower realms, right?”

“There are various restrictions due to the rule of the gods. Therefore, there are very few opportunities for anyone other than the Creator God to come into contact with the cultures of the other worlds.”

So even the gods have all kinds of restrictions. Is that why Creator God-sama made Ship Summoning my power? Maybe he’s thinking about it more than I thought? It’s annoying, though. If that’s the case, I’d be a fool if I didn’t help. I’ll cooperate. Should I offer the goddess some kind of special service?

“I understand. It is thanks to the Creator God-sama that I am able to live in this world, so if there is anything I can do, I will do my best.”

“Thank you, Wataru-san.”

The God of Light-sama smiles. She is beautiful.

“So, what should I do?”

“That’s right; as expected, we can’t show ourselves to anyone but Wataru-san, so it would be very helpful if you could clear out the people for the day. Also, can you give us some tickets, yes, about… 200?”

“Do you need tickets?”

“Yes. It is the power of the Creator God that prevents people from boarding the summoned ships. There are only a few of us who can break through. And even those who can break through will have a hard time. Only the Creator God can enter easily.”

…Boarding Rejection was a cheat beyond imagination. Not even dragons, but most gods can’t do it. I see… that’s why they were angry that I was given so much ability and that I ran away from goblins.

“I understand. …Can I make the tickets here? And what about the deadline?”

“Yes, that’s fine. Skills are not something that resides in the body but in the soul. The deadline can be any time that is convenient for you.”

…Something that resides in the soul, am I a soul now? …I’m going to explode if I think about it too deeply. Let’s see, the deadline; I guess the ladies will be hungover tomorrow, so maybe the day after tomorrow? I’m not sure they’d like it if the deadline was only one day, so I’ll set it at about… three days for now.

“Well, how about three days from the day after tomorrow? If the number of days is too short, I would be very grateful if you could clarify things. Is the day after tomorrow too soon?”

“No, that’s fine. If you divide the days, does that mean you will give us another chance besides this one?”

Hmm? I thought three days was too short. I thought it would only be a one-time visit. Did I fail? …It’s too late for now; if I’m going to get more chances to see the goddess, I should be proactive about it. It would be great if they allowed me to record a video.

“Y-yeah, it’s a big ship, and I don’t think three days will be enough. As long as you can fit it into the schedule, it will be fine.”

That’s okay… I’ll summon a lot of Saporabi. …Well, let’s ask Creator God-sama about Saporabi and the horned rabbits.

“Everyone will be pleased. Thank you, Wataru-san.”

I made the God of Light-sama happy, didn’t I? It’s amazing when you think about it; Ship Summoning attracts the gods as well. I will prepare 200 tickets with a time limit of three days from the day after tomorrow.

“All right, here are the tickets. I intend to increase the number of Saporabi, but I can only offer a minimum of hospitality. Is that okay?”

“Yes, of course, it’s fine. We will be grateful for your hospitality. Then we will come to the church the day after tomorrow at 8:00 a.m.”

“Yes, what should I do? If you don’t need me, I’ll be on the other ship.”

On second thought, it might be better if I didn’t stay either. I was ready to record a video of the goddess on my own…

“…I’m sorry to bother you, but we’d like to ask for your assistance, Wataru-san. Do you mind?”

“Assistance? I don’t know what I can do, but I will do my best to help you. But what do you want me to do?”

I can work hard for the sake of the goddess, and with 200 tickets, many goddesses will come. I’ll even ask for permission to make a video.

“I would like you to use your staff appointment. There is a lot of interest in the spa among the goddesses, so instead of Saporabi, I would like you to appoint a goddess as a staff member to make the experience as good as possible. As for the rest, God of Gastronomy, come here and ask yourself.”

Appointing a goddess as a staff member? That’s kind of a big deal. I wonder if I can get a massage from the goddess… if I get in line too? And here comes the God of Gastronomy-sama! I’ve always wanted to talk to her.

“Can I ask you a favor, Wataru-san?”

God of Gastronomy-sama’s voice is so sexy, like the beautiful lady in the anime about a 3rd generation thief. I want to be eaten sexually. [T/n: I don’t know which one it is because I didn’t watch Lupin III. Gomen!]

“Yes! Anything you want!”

“Ara? Are you sure about this?”

“Yes! For the sake of the God of Gastronomy-sama and the God of Light-sama, I will serve you to the best of my ability!”

I’m not sure what’s going on, but I’m happy, so I’m okay.

That guy is amazing. He really is devoted to the goddess, isn’t he? God of Magic, is it possible for a human and a goddess to be together?”

“I don’t know about that.”

“The Otherworlder does a good job sometimes, doesn’t he? It was boring at first, but when a woman is involved, it’s a bit more interesting. Besides, he would never have the guts to say something like that… but I guess the sex appeal of the God of Gastronomy has gotten to his brain.”

“Anything goes with the God of Entertainment as long as it’s entertaining, right?”

“After all, I am the God of Entertainment. Even the God of Magic would be interested in the things under your jurisdiction, wouldn’t you?”

“That doesn’t matter. Doesn’t he forget about me? This should be the part where he says he would do anything for the Creator God, isn’t it?” Said Creator God.

“””It doesn’t matter.”””

The outsiders are making too much noise. I won’t let them interfere with me and the God of Gastronomy-sama.

“Wataru-san, I’m interested in the cuisine of the other world. I would like you to appoint me as a staff member in the restaurant. Is that okay?”

“If it’s a staff appointment, you’ll gain knowledge, but if you leave the restaurant or are released from your appointment, your knowledge will fade, you know? Then it would be better to get the menu of the Earth from Creator God-sama, wouldn’t it?”

“Yes, I know. But even if I get the menu from the Creator God, I am not allowed to cook it. So I want to cook all the dishes of the restaurant I have been appointed to. It’s easier to retain knowledge if you do the work, isn’t it?”

I’ve never done it myself, but that’s what the ladies say. Wait, does that mean I can get a home-cooked meal from the God of Gastronomy-sama? That’s nice; I’d like to repatriate it to a rubber boat to preserve it. But what does that mean? She’s not allowed to cook it?

“…So you’re saying that you’re not allowed to directly reflect information from Earth, but you can if you have me as an intermediary… I get it. Let’s go around the shop. It certainly seems to have that effect on staff appointments. But then it would take a long time to go around.”

“Ufufu, I was wondering what to do, but you will give me several opportunities, not just this one, right? I’ll take my time and study in one shop.”

“Yes! Please come as many times as you like until you have visited them all!”

“Thank you, Wataru-san.”

She patted my head and smelled good. I’m so happy.

“He’s totally rolling. Hey, God of Entertainment, I don’t get to meet her very often, but the God of Gastronomy isn’t the type to do that, is she?”

“Yes, the God of War is right; the God of Gastronomy is serious and wouldn’t normally do such a thing. But this time, she was pleased with the other world’s cuisine. Besides, since the Otherworlder is doing everything he can to show that he adores her, maybe that’s why she’s acting so sweet.”

“God of Gastronomy, isn’t that too easy? Do you think it’s okay for a god to do that? Hey, Creator God, what if the God of Gastronomy and the Otherworlder fall in love? Besides, the Otherworlder wants a harem, right?”

“Hmm, that’s just the way it is, isn’t it? It’s not like it’s forbidden for a god to fall in love with a human, is it? What are you worried about, God of War? Could it be that you like the God of Gastronomy?”

“Hah, enough; keep your mouth shut for now. Hey, what do you think, God of Light?”

“Well, I wouldn’t call it love; it’s more like petting a small animal that wants to be loved. There’s no problem, so please calm down, God of War.”

“O-oh, okay, I get it.”

“So, which restaurant would you like to go to first, God of Gastronomy-sama?”

“Well, the first place I want to go is the main restaurant. I’d have to say 150 Central Park.”

“150 Central Park is the most prestigious restaurant on the ship, isn’t it?”

“So, shall we go to 150 Central Park first?”

“Yes! I understand!”

I’m so happy. I’m so happy to have fallen into another world. Ines and Felicia, Girasole, God of Light-sama, God of Gastronomy-sama, they are the best. Thank you, Creator God-sama.

“Wataru-kun, you don’t need to pray; I’m still here. You can thank me personally, okay?”

“God of Gastronomy-sama, what about dessert and drinks?”

“Ufufu, yes, of course, I’m interested. Desserts and drinks are wonderful. Can you help me with that?”

“Yes! I’ll take care of it!”

Okay, more places to visit. Now I can meet the God of Gastronomy-sama more often.

“God of Light, he ignored me.”

“That wasn’t ignoring you; that was completely not hearing you.

“I wonder if that’s it?”

“I don’t think there’s anything you can do about it.”

“Hmm, God of Light, it’s time for me to bring Wataru-kun back, so call him.”

“Me?”

“Yes.”

“I see… Wataru-san, can I talk to you?”

“Yes! What is it? God of Light-sama!”

“Y-yes, it’s time for you to return. I look forward to seeing you the day after tomorrow.”

Huh? Already? …It’s too bad, but I can’t be selfish.

“Oh, I see… I understand. God of Light-sama, God of Gastronomy-sama, I’ll be waiting for you at the Castle.”

“Wow, there is no one but the God of Light and the God of Gastronomy in that guy’s world.”

“Yes, let’s bring him back. He’ll calm down when he’s over there again.”

I found myself in front of the statues of the gods. Goddesses are nice, aren’t they? I thought it would be a hassle, but if many goddesses are coming, I will do my best. I had to get moving. First, I have to place Saporabi in every shop and information counter.

Oh, I forgot to ask Creator God-sama about Saporabi. I also forgot to ask Creator God for permission to make a video… I’ll ask him the day after tomorrow. Well, I’ll do my best. If I don’t hurry, the ladies will get out of the pool.

What about summoning Saporabi to the church? Claretta-san is doing her best… Let’s just ask her.

“Claretta-san, I’ve finished praying. I would like to summon some Saporabi for this church as well.”

“The Saporabi?”

“Yes, I thought it would be better to have someone always on standby.”

“Well, I’m not always at the church, so maybe it would be better if someone stayed. Then, please.”　

Oh, I thought she would say, “It’s okay; I’ll take care of it.” I summoned two Saporabi, and a Saporabi in a priest’s uniform appeared.

“You guys are responsible to the church, so listen carefully to what Claretta-san says.”

The two Saporabi nodded their heads. Claretta-san also patted them on the head and greeted them.

“What are you going to do now, Claretta-san?”

“I will continue to clean and pray. After that, I plan to go to the pool.”

“I see. I will go around the ship and then go to the pool. I’ll see you later.”

“Yes, see you later.”

After saying goodbye to Claretta-san, I went around the ship while summoning Saporabi. If I don’t hurry, I might miss a good scene. I must do my best.

I went around the ship in a hurry and summoned Saporabi to all the places where the staff was needed. Up to 200 gods will descend, so I must make sure I placed Saporabi exactly where they should be.

…I continued my little run without pausing, visiting all but the pool floor in about an hour and a half. Thank goodness for the stamina of level-up. But with so many Saporabi, it’s become a lively place.

Now all I have to do is change into my swimsuit, grab my video camera, and head to the pool.