Three times!
"Don't look at this grandpa with such an amazed expression!" Su Xiaomi took her pillow and covered her face.
Wen Liang put her hand on her mouth and did a zipping motion.
"I only saw those WeChat messages after I returned home. After I didn't speak on the phone later on, I asked if you want me to snatch you back. You said there's no need, Master Wei will send you home shortly. "And then you didn't answer me …" Wen Liang said.
Su Xiaomi: "That message came from the Miss Yu! She says parties can't always play on their cell phones. Let me tell you, I thought my alcohol tolerance was not bad, but who knew that the Miss Yu with her strange bones wouldn't get drunk after just a few drinks, and then laid on the ground for me … "
"So …"
"It is said that I made him strong. Based on the scattered memories … That seemed to be the case … Didn't I drink too much then? I thought I was dreaming, hehe … "
He gave Su Xiaomi two thumbs up, and said gently: "I respect you as a man!"
Su Xiaomi: "..."
"I'm just curious about how you guys came here the second time? The first time I was tricked, and the second time I got addicted to it? " Wen Liang asked.
"What the f * ck is there to be addicted to? The second time is the next morning …" I thought about how I couldn't afford to offend such a big shot like him! I told you that the two of us should deal with this matter rationally … "
"What do you want to do?" Wen Liang asked.
Su Xiaomi's forehead twitched, "At that time, Master Wei also replied me in the same way..."
He only remembered that morning when he woke up with an excruciating pain all over his body. Only then did he realize that he was in an unfamiliar environment. The bed was covered with dark blue brocade, and there was even a familiar scent of cologne.
The fragrance made Su Xiaomi open her eyes in shock, but to her surprise, she discovered that Wei Junliu, who was wearing a bathrobe, was drying his hair beside the bed. There was a dense fog in the bathroom, and with a glance, she realized that Master Wei had just come out from the bathroom.
The Master Wei just happened to be able to dry his hair. Whenhe turned around, she saw Su Xiaomi wrapped in a quilt, his watery eyes rolling around, and saw that he was thinking of a rotten idea.
Su Xiaomi felt that pretending to be stupid was the best.
Therefore, the first thing he said was: "Good morning Master Wei! "I drank too much last night, and offended you greatly. Please forgive me for your magnanimity!"
After saying that, he wrapped himself in a blanket and was about to stand up, but a man's voice that was neither too high nor too low came out. "I really can't forgive what you did last night."
Staring at that extremely handsome face, Su Xiaomi forgot what she was about to say. She pursed her lips and said: "I actually don't remember what happened last night, but I personally think that as responsible adults, no matter what happens, we should be rational about it. What do you think?"
"Then how do you want to be rational?" As Wei Junliu said that, he suddenly untied the belt on his robe and took it off.
Su Xiaomi cried out in fear. Before she even had the time to close her eyes, she discovered that Master Wei was actually wearing flat horned short pants. And most importantly … There were traces of grabbing, pinching, and even bite marks all over his green and purple body …
Without a doubt, those were her spoils of war from last night.
And so …
She revealed a white and tender arm, and revealed an ugly smile. "How about … You want to take it back? "
She held on to the quilt until she was completely naked. "I'm not wearing any clothes, I'm afraid it will hurt your eyes …"
"Didn't you say that we would owe each other nothing once I return? How can I pinch you while you're covering your blanket? " There was a yuppie smile at the corner of his mouth, and he said it as if it were a matter of course.
Su Xiaomi extended his other arm, and asked: "Are two arms not enough for you to pinch?"
That pitiful appearance was cute and cute.
Wei Junliu was straightforward, "Why don't you try exposing your legs as well?
When Su Xiaomi saw that expression, she knew that she was hesitating. In the end, a snow-white foot peeked out from under the blanket: "Let's make a deal first, pinch if you want to pinch me, don't tickle me."
The moment Wei Junliu walked to the side of the bed and sat down, Su Xiaomi immediately retracted her foot!
Wei Junliu could not help but laugh, "Is this the rational attitude you spoke of? Hiding under the covers like a child for me to pinch? Then, you guarantee that you won't retaliate when I pinch you? "
"It's fine if he doesn't fight back?"
"How about this, wherever you pinch me, I pinch you." "Don't retaliate, let's just let this pass, what do you think?" Wei Junliu raised his eyebrows at Su Xiaomi.
Before she could finish, Wei Junliu suddenly jumped up, slashing his legs and pressing her down. This posture and distance made Su Xiaomi close his eyes for an instant, and he didn't even dare to breathe loudly.
"And then?" Wen Liang asked Su Xiaomi somewhat excitedly, "Did he pinch you then?"
He said he was going to pinch me somewhere that night, and you know where I pinch him that night? "Hehe, I pinched the inside of his thigh …"
"..." Wen Liang gazed at Su Xiaomi with respect once again.
Su Xiaomi did not want to explain anymore, "Anyway, in the end … I have it. "
She looked down pitifully at her flat stomach, then suddenly raised her head to look at Wen Liang. "Darling, if I told my mom that I'm a lottery winner, would she believe me?"
"Unless you tell her who it is."
"..." Su Xiaomi instantly became depressed again...
After a while, he raised his head and said, "Actually, I have some good news."
"What?"
"The doctor said I don't have an infectious disease, hahahaha..."
Wen Liang: "....."
Wen Liang held onto the computer beside him and said, "Can I help you make an appointment for a psychiatrist?"
After holding onto the computer, Wen Liang was about to open up a web page to see if there were any famous psychiatrists. However when he opened the web page, he saw a series of pages that Su Xiaomi had searched before.
"Are you going to do it like this? you don't even intend to tell Wei Ying Di one sentence? "
"Tell him what to do. The child is in my stomach, not in his. The child drinks my blood, not his." rice leaf spoke with confidence and righteousness.
Wen Liang advised, "But Wei Ying Di is still a partner …"
"You did remind me!" How can a partner not contribute? I'm going to find him tomorrow and have to pay for the abortion! I can't be a murderer alone, can I? " Su Xiaomi turned her head to ask Wen Liang.
Wen Liang thought about it carefully and nodded, "Long live Master is right! He had to find a partner to pay for it, he couldn't be a murderer by himself! When the time comes, we will not be able to, definitely not be able to! "
She gently patted Su Xiaomi's back.
Su Xiaomi nodded, as if she was injected with chicken blood. Cold, you sleep with me tonight! I... I just watched the stream of people watching the video, and when I think of it, I... "My legs are weak..."
"..." What happened to the promise not to admit defeat?
Wen Liang hugged Su Xiaomi painfully. As soon as his head felt hot, he immediately agreed, completely forgetting he had promised Qi Ye a pleasant surprise.
It was only when Mr. Qi felt that everything was ready and that there was only one thing left to do, so he called 'Dong Feng', did Wen Liang finally realize what was going on. With an extremely apologetic tone, he spoke to Qi Ye on the other end of the phone: "rice leaf is not in a good mood, I'll make a call tonight. I plan to accompany her at rice leaf's home … "
"A beautiful lady has an appointment?" Su Xiaomi who was holding a sweet orange in her hand stuffed it into her mouth, then said to Wen Liang: "It's fine, you can go back, this grandpa can handle it!"
"Hubby, I'm sorry …"
After a moment of silence, Qi Ye's voice sounded from the other end of the phone: "I'm fine, I'll come pick you up tomorrow morning."
Mr. Qi, who had just hung up the phone, smiled helplessly at the rose petals on his bed.
The next morning, he received a call from Qi Ye. Today was Zhifei's birthday, and since Su Xiaomi was now Qi Zhifei's legal mother, Qi Ye drove over to the party to pick up the two of them.
Hearing the doorbell ring, Su Xiaomi kicked the warm cool off the sofa: "Your husband is here ~"
Wen Liang looked at Su Xiaomi helplessly, and got up to open the door, but the person who stood outside was not Qi Ye.