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"Reliable? What do you think is reliable? Look at this Third uncle, you can sit up. Get up. "

Li Tianyi stabbed Li Changwen with a lot of needles, and then let him sit up. It was like a joke, and it was a joke for the patients with phobia.

Li Yiwei swore to heaven that there was a sweet and warm moment or two when he really thought his father could miraculously sit up, but after that one or two seconds passed, the hope disappeared.

Because as long as you're a normal person, you know it's impossible!

Li Changwen's face turned from red to purple, as if he was choking hard. It can be seen that he is like talking, but he can't speak. It is estimated that when he opens his mouth, his breath will be released.

But in any case, that tone still wants to let out, just from another mouth.

"Poof ~ '

a long and loud fart came out of Li Changwen's quilt. Even though it still sounded so loud across the quilt, Li Yiwei and Li Tianyi instinctively stepped back and tried to stay away from the area where the poison gas overflowed.

After Li Changwen let out this fart, he was obviously more comfortable. The red and purple on his face gradually dissipated. He miraculously supported his upper body with his hands and did it!

When he really sat up, he realized that he had accomplished something that was impossible!

"I Sit up! I'm sitting up! " Li Changwen couldn't believe that he pinched his thigh so hard that he hissed with pain. This is not a dream!

Li Tianyi has a natural expression, "OK, now you can stand up."

"What can I do with these needles? I can't move if I prick them."

"Needle? I don't see any needles. " Li Tianyi said lightly.

As soon as he turned his face, the dense silver needles on Li Changwen disappeared! In the last second, Mingming was still stuck in him. Neither Li Yiwei nor Li Changwen knew how the silver needle disappeared.

Li Changwen tries to move his legs out of the quilt. As soon as he lifts the quilt, the odor will disperse. Li Yiwei takes two steps back. He can't help wondering what his father has eaten and how his fart is so thick that it lasts forever!

He sniffed tightly, and the gas didn't know what it was, which made him feel suffocated!

Li Yiwei rushed out of the house quickly, spitting out the good wine and vegetables he had just eaten in the open space of the yard. Some alcohol even sprayed from his nose, which was almost equivalent to free nasal lavage.

But the smell of Li Changwen's fart still lingers in his mind for a long time. Li Yiwei only thinks that the smell is too poisonous to be used as a biochemical weapon.

Only Li Tianyi knew that the odor emitted from the third uncle's body was actually "poisonous". It was really magical. It could act on the spiritual consciousness of the practitioners. It could not disperse in the sea for a few days and could not kill people, but it was disgusting.

In the world of cultivation, he had seen a psychopath refining a very disgusting magic weapon according to the characteristics of the cultivator. The guy drew lessons from the ancient powerful magic weapon called wind wand and refined a wind flag with similar effect.

The face of this long banner is not magical weaving, but the skin of a skunk demon king, which is combined with the demon king's inner elixir and trapped the demon king's spirit in the long banner.

The magic weapon's effect is to set off a gust of smelly wind. Everywhere you go, everyone vomits. It stinks so hot that you can feel it with your skin pores. You don't even need to smell it with your nose. The most terrible thing is that its odor can adhere to the divine consciousness. If the practitioner gets infected with the smelly wind, it can really stink for three years!

When Li Tianyi heard about this man's deeds, he admired him very much. Based on this guy's fantastic ideas, he was already very accomplished in refining utensils. If he was more skillful in refining utensils, and let the stench flow freely, then the power of this magic weapon would be

There won't be any improvement, but disgusting people are more vulnerable.

It's said that this man was picked up by other practitioners later. He was either an enemy or a close friend.

Because this guy treats the flag as a treasure. Whether he fights with people or fights with friends, he likes to sacrifice smelly wind and disgusting people. Once he played with his friends, one against ten, one move to get rid of the heroes!

His friend ran away and didn't show up again for three years.

As a result, three years later, ten friends who had been stinked by him came back to him at the same time to talk about the past. All of them were smiling on the surface, but they were criticized by their mother. When one of them didn't pay attention to him, they tried to control him at the same time, and then forced him to destroy the yangfengfan. They were still good friends.

But before destroying the flag, they forced this guy to feel the power of the smelly wind.

Li Tianyi has a different feeling when he thinks of his great achievements, because this guy is just a pioneer of innovation, enlightening the latecomers to have a broad vision, and encouraging them to refine a different magic weapon, even if it's not for killing

"Tianyi Tianyi! What's the matter with you? How did you do it? I asked many doctors about conservative treatment. They said that only rehabilitation training can relieve the symptoms of sequelae. Whether you can recover depends on your life You can make a lot of money with this skillLi Yiwei sighed from the bottom of his heart that Li Tianyi really has the ability to know everything, and return the thief chicken's money!

Li Changwen couldn't hide his excitement. He couldn't say a word. Instead, he tried to walk around the bed. He ignored his own odor, which made his son admire him.

Although Li Yiwei wants to help his father, for his own sake He chose to stand in the ventilated place at the door and wait for the smell in the room to disperse.

Take a look at the third aunt who was dizzy by Li Tianyi. Because she was lying beside Li Changwen, she had turned blue. It was really like poisoning. The worst thing was that she would not wake up until two hours later.

Li Changwen walked more smoothly and recovered his old feeling in a few minutes. However, when he walked fast or stepped too fast, he still felt shaky. It seems that if he wants to fully recover, he still needs to cooperate with rehabilitation training.

In fact, Li Tianyi can directly infuse a little bit of Xianli into his body to make him jump up and run track and field with the world champion, but that's too shocking.

Li Changwen walked for a while, and suddenly saw Li Tianyi, who was deeply in thought, knelt down in front of him without thinking. The latter was startled and quickly turned aside!

Are you kidding? Even if he is an immortal, as long as he is in the mortal world, Li Changwen is his third uncle! Ethics can not be violated!

Let the elder kneel down, the younger it is treason! He is an immortal and values these traditions more than ordinary people.