At five o'clock in the afternoon, Li Zhi's cell phone rang.
It was very punctual!
"Hey!" Li Zhi lazily pulled the long tone. Now it is not he begging, but the landlord, Miss Xu, who is begging him. His position has completely changed.
"Go downstairs, I'll wait for you at the gate of the community!" Xu Jiao said coldly.
"Now?" Li Zhi asked back.
"something wrong?"
Li Zhi touched his nose. It was so strong, it didn't feel like fun at all, and it was disgusting.He has a fart problem. He is lying on the sofa, just wanting to spend more time and adjust his temper.A woman who is too strong will not like a man too much.
"Yes, I'm going to the toilet, large size, can you wait a while? Or you can drive in the car or go upstairs to sit down!" Li Zhi lay there, opening his eyes and talking nonsense. By the way, you can't control shit and fart, right, it takes a lot of time to be large.
"..." Xu Jiao frowned while sitting in the car. Although she hadn't seen herself as a tenant, she had already sensed it subconsciously. It was a little slippery and she was playing with herself.But at this time, there was no chance for her to change the'Jiang' on the spot."When will it be finished?"
"Half an hour?" Li Zhi asked tentatively.
Xu Jiao rolled her eyes and said stiffly, "I can give you five minutes at most. I will wait for you downstairs in the apartment."
After speaking, he hung up the phone without waiting for Li Zhi to answer.
Li Zhi took the cellphone, sat up from the sofa, stretched, muttered to himself, "Is that right? If you ask for someone, you have to have a begging gesture. Waiting for me at the gate is quite a long way away. Should I let Lao Tzu go out?"
He changed his clothes and went downstairs. A silver-white sports car was parked there. The carport was open. Inside was a stylishly dressed woman wearing sunglasses with long wavy hair, very feminine.
"Ms. Xu?" Li Zhi walked over and asked in a dauntless manner.
Li Zhi didn't dress up specially when he went out, ordinary casual clothes, at first glance, were the same as the students on the university campus.
Xu Jiao turned her head, looked at Li Zhi and frowned and asked, "You are Li Zhi who wants to buy my house, that Mr. Li?"
"Why doesn't it look like?" Li Zhi shrugged, opened the door of the car with a smile and sat in. The two talked on the phone, and it was impossible for the other to remember his voice.
Xu Jiao nodded and said, "It's really not like it. How old are you?"
"Thirty-eight!" Li Zhi said with a grin.
"Be serious with me, how old are you?" Xu Jiao scolded and asked.There is such a coercion that people dare not refuse, indicating that they are in a high position and often give orders to people.
But it has no effect on Li Zhi. She has a big temper, and no matter how strong she is, she has a good use for Li Zhi. First, Li Zhi did not take her money and did not rely on her to eat. Second, Li Zhi was not scared. She has a hairy ah, and she doesn't want to be on her, so she can pretend to be a grandson?
"Miss Xu, it seems that we haven't gotten to this level yet? How old is my age, do you have anything to do with you? No, I don't want to fuck you, so there is no need to be in front of you. Pretend to be a grandson, I spend money to buy a house, you beg me to do things, we just have such a relationship, please pay attention to your identity!" Li Zhi said with a smile on his face.
"..."
Li Zhi choked, Xu Jiao didn't say anything, what she thought in her mind, Li Zhi didn't know, she was wearing sunglasses, and Li Zhi couldn't see her eyes.
After looking at Li Zhi for a while, Xu Jiao started the car and said coldly: "I hope you can do what you said!"
"Eat, drink, talk less, isn't it just pretending to be a boyfriend? I'm actually good at this!" Li Zhi smiled and shrugged.
After driving the car out of the community, Xu Jiao said, "The people I want to see this time, apart from my parents, are also blind dates. He is the president of a group and he is worth about one billion yuan. A rare talent in Haicheng, He is thirty-two and three years old."
"It's so amazing, why don't you try to get along with him? I think your age is not too young, right?" Li Zhi tilted his head and looked at Xu Jiao, questioning.
Xu Jiao sternly drove while saying: "I don't want to find a boyfriend yet!"
Li Zhi touched his nose and muttered: "The boss is not young and I don't want to find a boyfriend. There are only two possibilities. The first possibility is that you have a man you like, but your family disagrees with this man. , The second possibility is that you don’t like men, and your sexual orientation is somewhat different from ordinary people.
Of course, there may also be a third possibility, such as cold sex or something, but I estimate that the second possibility is a little bit bigger, hey, it’s not that I said you, this is sickness, you can treat it if you are sick. In fact, men are more suitable for you than women. You see, in the world, men and men, women and women can live happily together. After all, it is still a minority. Most people are still men and women, and women and men are even more happy!"
"To shut up!"
Xu Jiao scowled, turned her head and glared at Li Zhi, and said angrily: "Why do you talk so much?"
"I'm doing this for you too!" Li Zhi shrugged and muttered: "Well, kind of treat me as a donkey liver and lungs."
"I don't need to be kind, as long as you shut up. Didn't you say it just now? Don't talk, no one will treat you as dumb." Xu Jiao finished scolding and continued to drive her car.
"If you don't say it, don't say it, what's the fierce thing, women are too overbearing, men don't dare to ask, no wonder you haven't found a boyfriend yet!" Li Zhi said in a low voice, looking at the other party with murderous aura With a dry smile in his eyes, he closed his mouth decisively.
Was he afraid that Xu Jiao would kill him, or that he would be so angry that he didn't know which was the accelerator and which was the brake. Then he would treat the accelerator as a brake and it would be a tragedy.
Looks not bad, ah, can hit ninety points, the figure, the thighs are not thick, the height should not be less than 170, there is no fat on the waist, you should exercise regularly, and you can also give ninety points, temperament, a bit indifferent, Haughty, I don’t know if it’s the type of lady under the bed and XX on the bed, but Li Zhi doesn’t like this kind of temperament. He can give her 80 points at most, and the skin is okay...
I had nothing to do when I was idle, and scored once. Li Zhi gave the landlord Ms. Xu a score of 86.
Not high, not low.
But it's not a stunning beauty.
Of course, he must have some prejudice in it.
"When you get to the place in a while, you only need to do three things." Xu Jiao said.
"What three things?" Li Zhi asked indifferently.
"First, pretend to be my boyfriend!" Xu Jiao said with a stern face, "not only pretend, but also pretend to be like, at least not for people to look at. You just pretend that I don’t know where you came from. , Can’t show off, make people doubt our relationship, understand?"
Li Zhi smiled bitterly and said: "The difficulty is quite high, but fortunately, I still have a little confidence in my acting skills, then what?"
"Secondly, don't lose face to me!" Xu Jiao turned to look at Li Zhi's eyes: "I don't want people to tell people that Xu Jiao has found a trash boyfriend!"
"Nima!" Li Zhi cursed directly in his heart. Why is Lao Tzu a good young man in the new era? How come it becomes rubbish in your mouth?"Am I too long to be on the table?"
"Yeah!" Xu Jiao said softly.
Li Zhi was amused by her directly, and a trace of evil flashed in his eyes, Nima, since you want to play, I will pay you to play and call me rubbish?See me crying if I don't play with you tonight.
"You are degrading my personality by doing this, but I am not angry because I will retaliate!" Li Zhixie smiled.
Xu Jiao frowned and said, "Don't mess around, I'm not talking about you, I'm just reminding you."
"Just talk about the third point!" Li Zhi ignored her and said everything. You explain that there is something wrong with it.
"Look at me with a wink and act accordingly!" Xu Jiao sighed, and she was all right. If it weren't for pulling a man from the street, there might not be a man reliable, she would definitely do that.
"Understood!" Li Zhi nodded.
Xu Jiao drove directly to a nearby shopping mall and spent tens of thousands to help Li Zhi change his outfit from head to toe.Li Zhi didn't refuse either. He was just'working'. This dress should be equivalent to professional attire. After all, he went to meet with a president worth more than one billion yuan.Of course, this'billion' has to be a question mark. Li Zhi doesn't know if it is so worthy. Xu Jiao said it himself, he didn't understand.
Blind date? Who wouldn't put yourself tall and bragging, replaced by Li Zhi, Li Zhi can also brag like that!
"It's so pleasing to the eye!" After Li Zhi finished changing his clothes, Xu Jiao looked at him up and down and muttered.
Li Zhi smiled and shrugged: "Well, people rely on clothes, horses and saddles. The price of this suit is enough for my three-month salary. After tonight, I don't have to return the clothes to you, right? "
Xu Jiao said with a stern face, "Why don't you pay it back? I'm going to donate it to Project Hope when I look back!"
After speaking, put on sunglasses and walked out of the mall.
Looking at her background, she stared at her buttocks unkindly, and muttered: "It's so mean, no wonder no man wants it. If you want to change to today's blind date, I will not go, who can Fancy you!"
"Speaking badly behind your back will make your tongue rotten!" Xu Jiao's voice came from the front.
Li Zhi curled his lips and chased him out quickly.
"Where to eat?" Sitting in the co-pilot seat, Li Zhi chewed on xylitol in his mouth and asked chastely.
"I eat seafood at the Fallen Star Tower, oh, I guess you don't know where the Fallen Star Tower is. In short, it is a very high-end dining place, the price is very expensive, most people have to make an appointment to eat, this time you are lucky!" Xu Jiao Sternly said.
"..."
Li Zhi almost didn't bit his tongue.
"As soon as you met my parents, try to say as many good things as you can, and of course don't be too artificial, because I used to find someone to pretend to be a boyfriend, but most of them were found out later." Xu Jiao said again.
Li Zhi smiled bitterly and asked, "Since I have a previous conviction, would it be useful for you to let me top the tank?"
Xu Jiao said indifferently: "My parents know it, but people who come to have a blind date don't know, but my parents should look at you very unpleasantly, but they are also people with identities and will not make things difficult for you. You can be assured!"
"How come the more you listen, the greater the risk factor?" Li Zhi touched his nose and said.
Xu Jiao grinned and replied: "Otherwise, if you pretend to be a boyfriend, it will be worth a hundred and hundreds of thousands?"
Li Zhi ignored him and went to the Fallen Star Tower for dinner. He had to say hello to Meng Ruping in advance, so that he could save time to wear clothes.
I took out my phone and sent a message out!