"Boss, do I need to simulate a beautiful mobile phone number?" Before calling, Xiaobing blinked at Li Zhi and asked.
Beautiful phone number?
Li Zhi didn't understand what she meant, looked at Xiaobing, waiting for her explanation.
Xiaobing smiled and said: "A good-looking mobile phone number is more influential in the eyes of ordinary people, and it is also a symbol of wealth. It can prove that the boss is very rich. I believe it is with Miss Meng Ruping's family. The conversation will be easier!"
"That's right, let's simulate one!" Li Zhi smiled, this is really a kid, there are so many ideas.
"Is the number 188 okay?" Xiaobing asked with a smile.
"Okay!" Li Zhi thought of something, and then said: "But you have to make sure that next time Meng Ruping's family calls me, they must be able to get through!"
"Don't worry, don't you worry about the little things the boss gives me!" Xiaobing smiled and dialed Limeng Ruping's father's mobile phone number.
Meng Dashan got up in the morning, had breakfast, and went out to the village to play cards with the group of pig friends and dog friends. Meng Ruping's mother Yang Cuilan couldn't control him, so she could only let him.
After losing several times in a row, when I was upset and angry, my mobile phone rang. The mobile phone I just bought recently cost Mengdashan nearly two thousand yuan. It made him show off in the village for a long time. Everyone said that he lives in the same village. The village of Mengdashan also understands that it used to be bragging, but there is no bragging capital, so I can only tell people how my grandfather’s generation is so awesome. Now it’s hard to talk a little bit, but the people in the village Still look down on him, you say he is not blocking his gas.
"Who is this special code? I don't know if Lao Tzu is gambling money, but he will disturb Lao Tzu to get Yaxing..."
Meng Dashan picked up the phone from the poker table, said halfway through cursively, and stopped abruptly, staring at the number on the phone screen with wide eyes, and was stunned.
"Dashan, I'm so stupid, answer the phone, hang up if you don't answer, and everyone is waiting for you soon after Nima's card!" The next family waited anxiously and couldn't help but urge.
The cards are not very big, one, two, five wins or loses, even if the luck is bad, one or two hundred yuan is enough for half a day.
"Well, I don't know this number either!" Meng Dashan mumbled, not that he didn't want to answer the phone, but the number shocked him and he didn't dare to answer.
"If you don't know it, just hang up!" The person next to him didn't care, and said casually.
Meng Dashan raised his head, handed the phone over, and asked, "Can you hang up a phone number like this? Will it cause trouble?"
"What phone number!"
The person who showed him a curious probe looked over, looked at the row of numbers on the phone, and subconsciously yelled, "Fuck!"
"what happened?"
Others couldn't help but ask curiously.
Meng Dashan smiled bitterly and said, "I don't know who made the wrong call, just called me!"
"Then hang up!"
"Can't call it, the number is too strong, I'm afraid I can't afford to offend it!" Meng Dashan said with a smile.
"What kind of number is so awesome, take it over and show it to me!"
"The number at the beginning of 188, one one, seven eight!" The person who just saw it couldn't help saying.
The number is really awesome, 18818888888, just this number, I'm afraid it can't be bought by money?Everyone was whispering in their hearts.
The person sitting across from Mengdashan said, "Hey, what's the matter with this? If you pick it up, just tell them that you made a mistake. What a big deal!"
"But I don't dare to pick it up. Looking at this series of eight, I mumbled in my heart. Would you like to pick it up for me?" Meng Dashan said with a dry smile.
"Grass, look at you, no wonder the girl went out to sell, take it, and I'll take it!" The other party cursed and took the phone from Meng Dashan's hand.
"Hey, who are you looking for?"
Finally took it!
Li Zhi said flatly: "Hello, are you Meng Ruping's father?"
When the opposing card friend heard it, he immediately took the phone away from his ear, handed the phone to Meng Dashan and said, "It's for you!"
"Looking for me?" Meng Dashan's eyes widened. He thought who made the wrong call!
"Nonsense, isn't Meng Ruping your eldest daughter? People named Meng Ruping's father by name, isn't it just looking for you!" The other party stuffed the phone to Meng Dashan.
For a while, the people at the poker table and the people watching the excitement all fell silent. Everyone's eyes were on Meng Dashan, and their ears were erected, wanting to hear what was said on the phone.
"Turn on the hands-free, let everyone listen together, and save you from being cheated!" Someone around reminded Meng Dashan.
Meng Dashan didn't have any thoughts in his head, so he turned on the hands-free phone and said, "I, I am Meng Ruping's father, you are looking for me, yes, what's the matter?"
Li Zhi’s laughter came from the phone and said: “You are your uncle. I often hear Ru Ping mention you. I am Ru Ping’s boyfriend. Ru Ping is not in a good mood these days. I have asked a lot. Then, she was willing to open her mouth and tell me, saying that you arranged a marriage for her in her hometown? Is there such a thing?"
As for the dialogue between Meng Dashan and Meng Ruping, what the two father and daughter said, Li Zhi didn't mention it, but first asked about the matter of talking about her!
"You, what are you talking about? You are Meng Ruping's object?" Meng Dashan's eyes are wide, not only him, but also the people listening with ears erected around him. Everyone talks about Meng Dashan. If your eldest daughter doesn't learn well, will she be the mistress in Haicheng?Why is another object popping up now?
"Yes, I am the subject of Meng Ruping, hehe, my surname is Li, Muzili's Li, Ruping, you don’t know, she is bored with her heart, she doesn’t like to show it out, she probably feels like me The gap between the two is a bit big, so I never told you."
Li Zhi said with a smile, paused, and then said, "I have a very good relationship with Ru Ping, and I like her very much, so I don’t want you to get her any marriage. If you say this, you can Understand?
I told her early on, let her buy a few more houses in the city and take you all over to live together, but she wants face, but she doesn’t want to say, for fear that our future relationship will be unstable and something will go wrong, I Are you such an unreliable person?It makes me angry.
I have to pick you up early. There is no such thing as the present. I heard Ru Ping say that people in our village are all gossiping behind their backs and ruining Ru Ping’s reputation?Is there such a thing?"
"..."
Silence, including Meng Dashan, no one dared to answer.
Li Zhi waited for a while, then smiled and said, "Regardless of whether there is or not, who will dare to say how Ru Ping is outside in the future? Tell me, I will send someone over to play with those bastards. What about Ru Ping, you guys. Just leave it alone, as long as she is willing, I will definitely not let her down.
I originally wanted to go back to see you and auntie, and it seemed more formal to visit in person, but now I am not in Haicheng and do something outside of the city. So, on New Year’s Day, I will go back with Ru Ping to see your two elders. , If you don’t worry, you can also come to Haicheng to play. It’s easy to mention my name wherever you go in Haicheng.
In this way, do you always lack money?I’ll give you two million yuan. Normally, don’t you like to drink a small wine or play a small card? Even if you play, you don’t have enough money. You don’t need to talk to Ru Ping, just talk to me, and listen. Said that the second brother's girlfriend at home is yellow?
Are you looking for it after you split? It's not unconditional for our family. There is also the third brother, let him find, whoever gets married first, I will give someone a house and a car in Haicheng.So what, I heard that the sister-in-law of the eldest brother's house is not too good to your second elder?
Or you can discuss with your eldest brother, let them divorce if it doesn't work, and change another one. Both Ru Ping and I support this!"
Some words made Meng Dashan and the people next to him sound silly!
"Uncle, are you listening?" Li Zhi's voice came from the phone again.
"Yes, I'm listening!" Meng Dashan returned to his soul and said hurriedly.
Li Zhi smiled and said, "Well, you can tell me your bank account number, and I will arrange for someone to transfer money to you immediately."
"Okay, okay!" Meng Dashan replied repeatedly, and said with a smile: "I will go home to get it and send it to you by text, okay?"
"Haha, okay, what about Ruping's marriage?" Li Zhi asked with a smile.
"Retire, retreat immediately!" Meng Dashan hurriedly said.
"Well, let's quit, when you look back, you will also teach your eldest brother and second elder brother, how can you talk to Ruping like that? How hurt Ruping's heart is. When it's okay, give Ruping a word and apologize. , She is stubborn, or she always takes your words seriously!" Li Zhiping smiled flatly.
"Yes, yes, I will scold them well and ask them to call Ruping to apologize!" Meng Dashan nodded and said with a smile.
"That's okay, you can call me if you have something to do. When Ru Ping and I spent our childhood, I will go back to see you, and I will hang up today!"
"Okay, okay, goodbye!" Meng Dashan said reluctantly while holding the phone.
Listening to the busy tone on the phone, Meng Dashan glanced at the people around him and straightened his waist immediately.
Standing up, pointing to the middle-aged man opposite, cursed, "The leftovers of the draft mother's dog, who did your dog basket say to be a lady in the girl town? Just like you, you still want to sleep with my girl, draft it? Go ahead, you will dare to fart again, I asked someone to break your leg!"
The middle-aged man on the opposite side called the leftover dog, who was scolded by Meng Dashan, was very shameless, just didn't dare to talk back.
Meng Dashan stood up, akimbo his hands, from the card table to the bottom of the table, looked around at the people around him, and cursed: "And you bastards, who used to chew their tongues behind them, blind Fart, who said that my eldest daughter is rude, ah? Who said that, stand up and tell Lao Tzu again? Lao Tzu planed out your ancestral grave!"
Then, without waiting for others to return the mouth, remembering something, rushed towards my own home, shouting: "My son-in-law is waiting to give me money, I have no time to talk to you now!"
Looking at the back of Meng Dashan, the crowd was silent for a while, and I don't know who sighed first, and muttered: "Meng Dashan is now a cow!"
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