"Mom, you're back!"
Xiao Xin dragged the pig into the house, shouting honorifics that others could not understand. Opening the shabby wooden door, Li Jiexuan walked into the small thatched house with a puzzled face:
the situation seems to be more difficult to master. Although there are still 32 years of loans for the crayon Xiaoxin family, they have even been bombed once.
But it's definitely not this thatched cottage
Plus that familiar pig, things are getting worse. This seems to be more than just the world of Crayon Shin.
Especially the new crayons!
"Gudong."
Swallowing his saliva, Li Jiexuan walked carefully into the thatched cottage. It is found that Meiya and Xiaoxin are studying the comatose pig.
"You see, it's for the evening!"
Xiaoxin dragged the pig to Meiya. Meiya was surprised: "where did this pig come from?"
"I picked it up on the road."
At this time, the pig seems to be about to wake up, struggling to move.
"He's still alive. Kill it as soon as possible. Let's fry the pork chop." Meiya grinds out a sharp knife two feet long from the kitchen, with a bloody smile on her face.
"Gudong..."
Li Jiexuan was completely stunned: the interesting scenes in the animation are not only not interesting, but also terrible.
What's more, at the moment when Meiya takes out the knife, Li Jiexuan realizes the danger: no matter how high the force value is, it really has no meaning in funny cartoons.
If you don't believe this, you can find out how many powerful villains Xiaoxin has defeated and how many times the earth has been saved by Xiaoxin family
However, the pig is also the crayon Xiaoxin inside and dynamic Superman status is equivalent to the foreign role. The virtual character created by Xiaoxin - ignore left guard!
"What are you talking about?" "Don't forget my pork soup and braised pork with soy sauce!" he asked
“……”
The left guard couldn't help it. He jumped up and yelled, "why don't you have a person who wants to save me?"
Li Jiexuan has been watching the plot in an orderly way: if he can, he really doesn't want to participate in the plot, so he'd better find a chance to leave.
However, the most significant feature of funny animation is that every character must provide a funny point. It is absolutely impossible for Li Jiexuan to stay out of the way!
"I haven't eaten since morning!" Left guard door lean on sofa, very domineering wave hand: "you a few, get me some food to come!"
"I really don't have any consciousness of being food!" Meiya, with a grim smile, set up the oil pan: "our family has not eaten since last night!"
“……”
The left guard door shrunk his neck and looked left and right. Suddenly, he saw Li Jiexuan and rushed over. He grabbed Li Jiexuan's hand and licked it.
"Biscuit chocolate!" Xiaoxin is not willing to be outdone. He immediately grabs Li Jiexuan's other hand: "I won't admit defeat either..."
Until all the chocolate licked a clean, a person and a pig was satisfied to put down the tongue: "really is the chocolate taste of biscuits."
But
"When you're full, you'll just turn into fried pork chops!" Meiya and Guangzhi unite to tie up the left guard door and hang it on the oil pan.
"Gudong..."
Sure enough, once you get to the reality, it will become very scary. Fry the whole live pig, and the pig can speak human words and walk like a human.
It's not funny at all, it's horrible