Xia Yu came to Mu Yingshi's side and pulled her up. He asked, "does he still come to harass you? It seems that I need to communicate with his wife and children. "
Mu Yingshi shook his head and said: "forget it, colleagues, there is no need to do so absolutely."
Lu Fei cut in: "Mu teacher, you are too kind, just easy to be bullied."
Mu Yingshi said with a smile: "you are a ghost. If I have your smart mouth, I will not suffer any loss."
Lu Fei was praised by Mu Yingshi and laughed triumphantly. Xia Yu played a shudder on her head, covered her head and exclaimed, "what are you doing? It hurts a lot."
Xia Yu said: "really stupid, Mu teacher said you are mischievous, this all can't hear, also complacent."
Mu Yingshi said with a smile: "no, I really envy Xiaofei. Don't stir up our feelings."
Lu Fei immediately abandoned Xia Yu and went to Mu Yingshi's side. She hugged her arm affectionately and made a big face at Xia Yu, which made Xia Yu unable to laugh or cry.
When they went to the staff canteen, they knew that Lu Fei didn't eat either. Naturally, they asked for one for her.
Lu Fei ate and ate. Seeing Hong Qiao coming to eat in the distance, Lu Fei could not help but Snort and scold him for being abnormal.
Xia Yu frowned and said, "what are you talking about? It's easy to curse people. "
Lu Fei said: "teacher Hong is a pervert. He often insults female students in various names. I heard that he also likes to collect pictures of girls' underwear!"
Xia Yu laughs: "you have nothing else but this move?" Naturally, he thought of the previous frame up against him.
"I'm serious. He often takes advantage of all kinds of opportunities to take advantage of it, such as touching hands. Although it doesn't reach the level of sexual harassment, it's also very annoying. What do you think this kind of teacher is not abnormal?"
Mu Yingshi said, "isn't it? I can't see it at ordinary times. " Mu Yingshi has always disliked Hong Qiao, so Lu Fei believed it as soon as she said it.
Lu Fei said: "Xia teacher, I tell you that Mr. Hong's test is obviously aimed at you. The scope of the test is all what you teach. Fortunately, several times, he stressed that if the test is not good, you can't teach well."
Xia Yu doesn't care: "it's normal to teach badly. What can I prove? I'm not a math teacher."
"Why are you so spineless? You've been bullied to the head and don't fight back! It's no use. " Lu Fei despised the way.
Xia Yu said with a smile: "when you grow up and become a super beauty, you can say this to me again. I think it will be possible for me to be inspired by this beauty scheme. Now, I don't want to do this."
Lu Fei was exposed and became angry and said, "who provokes you? We have to deal with him, where can we use you?"
Xia Yu shook his head and said in a hateful tone: "what do you do? Fart pad or frame up? Can you find a way to get out
Lu Fei's face was red with anger, holding a small man's waist and puffing his cheeks, Lu Fei said, "now I don't know how many teachers are afraid of us. Do you dare to say that we are useless?"
"Am I afraid of you? Is Mr. Hong afraid? He hasn't come back to class yet. "
Listening to Xia Yu's bickering with Lu Fei like a child, Mu Yingshi couldn't help but smile. As you can imagine, he must be very interesting now. Unfortunately, he can't see Although Lu Fei is angry with him, in fact, children can have a red face with you. In fact, they have a better relationship with you than those politely yelling at teachers. This just shows that they have become your own people. Therefore, she admires Xia Yu very much. Whether in high school or in the face of some naughty children, he is as skillful and confident as ever.
"Wait and see, I'll let Miss Hong go sooner or later!" Lu Fei clenched his teeth.
Xia Yu suddenly put his arm around her neck and pulled her small head close to her. He said in a low voice, "come on, I'll teach you a move on your way to make him dare not come back to our class."
Lu Fei wondered, "really?"
"One hundred percent. If you can't make it, I'm the only one to ask."
Lu Fei's face was almost pasted on Xia Yu's face. Xia Yu was chatting like an old friend, but it was very strange in the eyes of other teachers. Many people cast strange eyes.
"What conditions do you have?" Lu Fei asked. She didn't believe that Xia Yu would help her for nothing.
Xia Yu said with a smile, "you are wise. The conditions are very simple. They want to make the teacher whole in the future. You are not allowed to give advice. That's it."
Lu Fei was stunned for a moment: "if you don't help them, you will be finished, including other teachers?"
Xia Yu cut: "can you fix me? Don't say your stupid methods don't work for me. Even if they work, I'll call your mom, and everything is not settled. "
“…………” Lu Fei bit her lip. Although she didn't want to admit it, it was a fact. At last, she could only nod her head and say, "OK, I promise you to see what you have in mind!"
"Listen, first catch a big toad. You should know what it is? Then put two big pieces of coarse salt into its mouth, namely sea salt, and try to find it by oneself, and then use something to stop it from falling out, such as wrapping it with rope or wire. After all these preparations, you can find a way to ask Mr. Hong to come to the classroom in the evening and say something about make-up lessons. Anyway, you think that as long as he really comes, it will be fun. If you put salt in the mouth of a toad, its call will become like an old man's cough, and very much like the old man's cough sound. If you hang that toad in the shelter outside the classroom door, what effect do you think it will be? Every time he heard an old man cough, he went out to check, but found no one Hum, hum... "Hearing this, Lu Fei felt creepy. It took a long time for Lu Fei to speak. She looked at Xia Yu with a strange look and said, "Mr. Xia, compared with you, I'm as good as a lamb. You must have been the teacher's most troublesome terrorist when you were a child."
Xia Yu let go of her smiling way: "flatter me, please help me to keep this secret, but even if you said it was my idea, I would not recognize it."
Lu Fei thought over what Xia Yu had just said. He laughed and went away like a gust of wind.
Xia Yu is naturally not worried that she can't find a toad. There are so many naughty boys in the class. Any one of them can get one.
What did you say to Xiao Fei
Xia Yu said in a low voice with a smile: "taught her a whole teacher's invincible method."
Mu Yingshi was surprised and said, "you are not lifting a stone to hit your own feet?"
"How can it be? Will I still fall into the scheme I have come up with?"
Mu Yingshi shook her head and chuckled.
In the afternoon, there is a writing class given by the Chinese teacher, which is also Xia Yuding. He never does business in this type of class. Today, he arranged a game competition.
All students are divided into several groups, and then the idioms are connected. A group starts an idiom, and the next group can be assigned to join. For example, the idioms in the next group must have the word Qi, and the homophony is OK. Xia Yu made the slides and connected to the computer to facilitate direct inquiry in case of disputes.
The loser group doesn't need to deduct any credits. It pastes a very ugly pig's head directly on the forehead. All the members of a group are pasted, and the whole army is destroyed. The prize of the final champion team is very interesting. It can be two times late and truant for half a day without counting attendance. This is more attractive to students than money.
The competition is very fierce. The most interesting thing is that there are so many new words and expressions that Xia Yu almost laughs from the beginning to the end. In the end, Lu feileka Ouyang's three person team won the championship.
When she saw Xia Yu's smile, she couldn't help saying, "teacher Xia, are you a good idiom?"
Xia Yu said: "nonsense, when I was in primary school, I was called idiom humanoid dictionary by my classmates. You said it was not fierce."
The whole class is speechless for a while. It's necessary to play like this Ouyang Tian Tiandao: "I don't accept it. Our group challenges you."
Xia Yu said with a smile: "since you don't accept it, why don't you dare to challenge me alone?"
Ouyang Tiantian said: "we are so small, you are an adult. In order to be fair, you naturally want to let some."
"Well, if you want to, let it be thorough, all of you. Just like the rule just now, as long as you can win, all the points deducted before this semester will be made up. If you have not been deducted excessively, you will be given full marks at the end of the semester, and you will not be deducted in the future. "
"Oh ~ ~" everyone yelled. This is the best prize.
"Yes Everyone was rubbing their hands and shining green eyes.
Xia Yu did not matter: "then start, give you a preferential treatment, originally is 10 seconds, even if you can't think of losing, give you 20 seconds, the old rule, mobile phones are turned off, put your hands on the table."
Lu Fei didn't make a fuss at this time. She stood from different angles, and her attitude towards the problem was quite different. Now she was more concerned about what kind of person Xia Yu was and why she could attract her admiration and admiration of her mother. So she was not fighting for victory, but observing.
She found that Xia Yu's work was totally different from other teachers. Taking the writing class as an example, he never told any content that the teacher was required to tell in the writing textbook. The basic mountain was playing games, telling stories, and similar things. At first, many people thought that he would not teach, so he made a lot of mistakes, but later everyone found that he wrote many compositions All of a sudden, the logical order and the structure connecting the preceding and the following that we didn't understand before were used logically. We can also use a lot of new words and sentences. It looks very fashionable, and it is no longer rigid like a mechanically copied template.
At this time, she heard Xia Yu say: "let you some more, you start to say, I followed."
LecA said: "do everything possible." he worked hard for idioms. Many adults are not his opponents.
Xia Yu didn't even think about it: "the meaning of this idiom is shown in the novel of Ji Bu Yi Green ∷ and Xia Yu said with a smile:" there are 12 seconds left. "
Loka gnaws her teeth, Nuo, Nuo what He looked left and right, no one responded, the first move he lost.
Ouyang comes first this time every day. She thinks it's very difficult. When she said it just now, no one can answer: "six penetrating and four penetrating."
Xia Yu laughed, "Piss off."
Lu Fei said: "linger and forget to return!"
The students cheered.
How to know the decline of the voice, Xia Yu said: "return to nature."
"Woo..." LecA has a bit of gnashing teeth. Ma said happily, "is it true to show your true feelings?"Xia Yu directly said: "show your talent and develop yourself."
“…………”
Lost again.
"How can you say that you haven't heard of it? You have the ability to pick it up by yourself."
Xia Yu looked at Le Ka with a hateful expression and said casually, "I'm starving, I'm drowning, I'm starving, I don't want to be, and all the words are the same. There's also homophonic squeezes, grabs people's attention and forgets to be tired, and gathers together to blow."
Hearing Xia Yu say so, everyone is in despair. This is the duel between doctoral students and babies.
Only LecA was not satisfied with the death, and continued to come many times. Naturally, there was no suspense about the defeat.
Leka was defeated and didn't show a smile for three days. This battle was also cited as a classic battle of the primary school department
Another thing Lu Fei found out is that Xia Yu doesn't have the idea of watching children and adults separately, especially when playing games or competitions with them. If he takes part, he will never release water. Whether it's playing idioms, such as Solitaire, or that kind of sports that use nerves, he always goes all out and is elated after a great victory, There are people like LecA who are so angry that they want to win back.
Although we were all humiliated in the end, we may not find that although we couldn't win Xia Yu, we played the same type of games or competitions with other students, and the winning face was much larger than before. Those people in other classes thought that the people in their class had taken bolus collectively.
The next morning, after the break-up exercise, Keran had just returned to the class when he heard a loud voice coming in and shouting, "there's another news from Mr. Xia. This time it's more exciting."
After Xia Yu and Tang Zhuo Hui left one after another, no one in the class hid their nostalgia for Xia Yu. They all paid special attention to all the news of Xia Yu. If there was something wrong, someone would report it. As soon as he called out, all the people came close to him and listened to him. Even Koran raised his ears.
Another girl said, "I know, is it teacher Xia's words fighting with children? It's said that he plays the idiom Jielong. One person makes a fool of forty people in the office and makes them speechless. A monkey king named Kaka almost faints with anger. Ha ha... "
The first student said, "although it's one, it's not very exciting. After all, it's a group of kids. Playing this kind of thing is not teacher Xia's opponent. I'm talking about another thing. You already know that Mr. Xia took the lead alone and overcame many teachers' lack of teaching many courses. You also know that Hong Qiao, the math teacher, wanted to embarrass him It's a shame, but I don't know. Mr. Hong was taken to the hospital by Mr. Xia today! "
"What? To the hospital? Is that serious? "
"Don't you understand? In fact, Hong Qiao was asked by the girls in the class to make up the lesson in the evening. Then it was said that there was a very terrible supernatural event. There was an old man coughing outside the door, which seemed to remind him of something. However, every time Hong Qiao rushed out, he did not see anyone. Later, he also called Bao'an. The security guard said that no one had ever been to the teaching building of the primary school department. The most terrifying thing was that he still did However, no matter how he turned around to check, there was no one nearby. He almost fainted on the spot. It is said that at that time, he was crazy and yelled and scolded and ran away. He kept reading about namo Amitabha and so on. He laughed to death... "
Everyone didn't laugh. Some people were hairy. Someone asked, "this What does this have to do with teacher Xia? "
"I just said that Hong Qiao wanted to make a whole of Mr. Xia. Where is Miss Xia who is willing to suffer losses? Since you don't want to face you, I'll give you a good look. "
"So it can be proved that teacher Xia did it?"
"Oh, listen to me According to the information provided by the informer of my primary school department, these students did this thing. Why do you want to ask Hongqiao to make up lessons in the classroom at night? It has long been rumored that Hong Qiao is an old lecher who likes to eat xiaoluoli's tofu best. It's strange that Xia doesn't want to kill this kind of person. To get to the point, the news from teacher Xia's class said that in fact, this was a whole person activity planned by them. The cough was artificially made by them, and the planner was Miss Xia. Although, ah, there is no evidence, these are also the conjectures of many fans of teacher Xia, but many people support this view. You think, ah, those kids who die are just making a fart pad or something. How can you come up with such a perfect method of rectifying people? Besides, who else can do it except for teacher Xia? According to our past experience, teachers Xia's bad deeds are often groundless. Even if the school suspects him, if he kills them and refuses to recognize them, no one can do anything about him. To sum up, we all believe that it is definitely written by teacher Xia! "
We didn't believe it very much, but when we heard that this method was abnormal, most people believed it, and some people nodded, "it's reasonable and reasonable, so only teacher Xia can think of the abnormal method..."
"How is Miss Xia now?" Asked Koran. She is most concerned about the safety of teacher Xia."What's the matter? Of course, it's safe and sound. Even if you know it's him, there's no evidence. What's more, it's all people's conjectures. It's totally groundless. In addition, Mr. Xia will pretend to be pathetic. No one can take him."
Everyone burst into laughter.
After laughing, they can't help but feel melancholy. They are going to take the college entrance examination soon. After the examination, they will go their separate ways. They may never be able to pay attention to teacher Xia like this.
It would be nice if teacher Xia could finish teaching them this semester. At least, now we can have more real memories. At that time, I only remember that everyone was always making problems for him, but he did too much for them
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