In fact, Xia Yu knew that the evacuation plan was to increase the tension effect, because there would be no administrator who would go to such a partial place here, and those foreigners who chartered the venue were only a few dozen people. Even if they saw that they would complain again and someone came back, they would eat up several trees.
So Xia Yu wandered around leisurely, eating ripe red bayberry and looking at the students in full swing. What he needs is to keep an eye on them, and don't let them run away. Everything else is a small problem.
As Xia Yu expected, there was no one to disturb them in the whole process, but the students had a certain model. Even though they were laughing, they were very low.
He Qing, holding a very attractive red bayberry, said, "I heard that there will be some small insects in the red bayberry. We can eat it without washing it. Won't it be a problem?"
Xia Yu said with a smile: "those little insects just take it to plug their teeth. What are they afraid of? They are not parasites. If there are insects, there is no pesticide. Do you understand? If you don't, give me that one. I haven't seen one that big
He Qing quickly received the fruit behind him, wrinkled his nose and made a grimace and said, "I won't give it to you. I'll take it back as a memorial."
"Oh? Who picked it for you
Chen Yijun on the tree over there waved and said, "it's me. I picked it."
A few girls said: "Chen Yijun, we also want that kind of super large, help us also pick a few."
Chen Yijun said with a smile: "that can't do, the biggest I have to give he Qing, a little bit smaller can give you."
Those girls hummed: "stingy, who is rare..." Then he turned around and laughed again to ask the other boys to help.
Xia Yu looked at He Qing's smile. He Qing's face turned red. He said angrily to Chen Yijun: "what do you say, me? Why do you just give it to me? I don't want it..." Then he took out the big fruit to throw back to Chen Yijun.
"Ai Ai ~" Xia Yu said, "don't give me, what a good fruit."
He Qingzhen gave it to Xia Yu.
Although Chen Yijun is sad, but to Xia teacher, he dare not say no, but for a moment there is no smile.
Xia Yu held the fruit in his palm and looked at it with regret. "It's a pity that this kind of fruit king can't be found. I sit here in a daze and can get to my hands."
He Qing turned around and didn't look at it. He was really reluctant to give up. The fruit was too attractive. Besides, Chen Yijun picked it for her. It was of great significance, but
Xia Yu continued: "by the way, I heard that primary school students are first involved in love. Most of the time, the more they like it, the more they want to show that they don't care. Sometimes they are even afraid of being laughed at by their classmates and deliberately alienate the people they like. I don't know if he Qing is one of them?"
"I, I'm not, nonsense." he Qing whirlwind turned and looked at Xia Yu's anxious resolution.
Xia Yu said with a smile: "that's strange. Chen Yijun is just giving you a fruit. Other girls say a few scene words with envy. What are you so sensitive to do?"
"I, how can I be sensitive"
"dare you say you don't?" Xia Yu looked at her with a smile, "whatever you want, hard mouth, this kind of baby fist size waxberry king, haha, it is estimated that there will be no predestination in the future. It's just this one in my life. It's a pity that some people don't want it. I think, should I eat it now, or stay back to eat it. Ah, by the way, I'll take a picture first, and then eat it a few more times …” Said really took out the mobile phone to take a picture, and then took the fruit king to the edge of the mouth, the mouth grows big, slowly, slowly will the tooth lean to the past, but slant the eye to see he Qing.
He Qing's little hand has been holding on to the corner of her clothes. Just as Xia Yu was about to take a bite, she stamped her feet and ran over to her mouth and said, "no, Miss Xia, this is what Chen Yijun gave me. Give it back to me."
Xia Yu said with a smile: "now I want to go back, but it's not so easy. You go and ask Chen Yijun to pick ten bayberry with the same size as me."
Chen Yijun has been listening to their conversation in the tree. Seeing that he Qing is willing to go back, zaole opens flowers and says, "I'll go, I'll go, wait."
"Stop," Xia Yu said. "She hasn't called you yet. Go fart." Then to He Qing way, "go, beg you according to Jun elder brother to pick you ten big fruit, then you take with me exchange."
He Qing had no choice but to turn around and look up to Chen Yijun and say, "help me pick ten quickly. I want a bigger one."
Chen Yijun busy way: "good, I'll go right away." Then the monkey climbed higher.
To tell you the truth, there are no big ones. However, there are not many bigger ones. Chen Yijun takes ten fruits to He Qing with a nervous mood. He Qing can't compare with her one. She also gives it to Xia Yu. She doesn't know that Xia Yu has seen it. After that, he throws the fruit king back to He Qing.
He Qingyi took the fruit, and immediately took a bite of Xia Yu's hand, then chuckled and ran away. Xia Yu was annoyed and said, "dead girl, I knew that I had just killed the fruit king and made you cry without tears."Lu Fei had a good harvest over there. Many boys chose the best fruit for her. The little flower in the primary school really deserved its reputation. Xia Yu saw that she couldn't take her clothes to carry. She cried, "Hello, Xiao Fei, the juice of Bayberry has color. Do you want your school uniform?"
Lu Fei ran to Xia Yu with a pile of fruits and said with a smile, "it's OK. If I don't break it, there won't be any juice. Come on, eat quickly."
Xia Yu was not polite. He grabbed it and chewed it. Lu Fei leaned close to him and ate it. When the boys saw their hard work, the little princess gave it to others. He was still the devil teacher Xia. He could not bear any resentment in his heart. He could only put the target on other girls.
Because everyone is unprepared, so there is no tool to put on the table. You can only take it by hand and eat it as soon as you take it. However, to be honest, although the fruit is delicious, if you eat too many teeth, it will be sour. Moreover, there are not many fruits of that size, and they are all holding up. After a long time, everyone starts to pull out of the tree.
At this time, a foreigner did not know whether he was in a hurry or something crazy. He even came to this corner and saw so many people eating happily here. Several trees were picked up, and he called in English: "Hello, how did you get in? Lu Fei got the true biography of Xia Yu in English and said in her crisp voice, "we flew in. This is our land. Why can't we come in? It's you who should go out. "
Xia Yu gives her a thumbs up, then stands up and claps his hands and says," students, carry out the evacuation plan a, let's go. "
Everyone responded to the promise, looking for their own group, and then orderly to the wall.
The foreigner ran over and complained that they had no quality. Xia Yu stood in the middle of the road and stopped him. When he was near, he wanted to have a theory with Xia Yu. Xia Yu picked him up and threw him up like a chicken. He rolled and screamed and was thrown to the top of a tree next to him. He was holding a twig and branch It's wobbling and almost breaking.
"Help, help"
Xia Yu said with a smile, "it's wise to learn how to say help first."
At this time, another foreigner heard the news and ran to him. He was smart. He didn't come to question him. Seeing the miserable situation of his companion, he immediately moved back to save the soldiers. But Xia Yu would not allow him to leave. Several ups and downs jumped behind him. He threw him away and there was another koala.
The students were very happy. Although they acted quickly, they couldn't help laughing. Under the wall here, Ouyang Tiantian and he Qing are responsible for sending people to the top of the wall. On the top of the wall, Leka and Chen Yijun are responsible for pulling people. Lu Fei and Zhao Lixi are responsible for picking up people. Everything is in order. In less than 10 minutes, everyone has turned over.
After Xia Yu jumped over, he suddenly said to le Ka and Chen Yijun, "wait, do you two have urine now?"
"Ah?"
Xia Yu took out a small plastic bag and said with a bad smile, "make a bomb to hit the first bird. Is there any?"
Two boys listen to so much fun, where the tube so much, back to the body to untie pants, to the small plastic bag water, the girls are covered in the face, laughing and scolding, they do not care.
Xia Yu got a plastic bag of boy urine and quickly tied it to a branch nearby. Then he took a few steps back to bend the branch and face the wall.
After about five or six minutes, I heard the sound of feet and feet coming. It was estimated that the administrator also came. The administrator went to the wall, jumped up and climbed up. Just as his head was exposed, he didn't see what was going on. As soon as Xia Yu loosened his hand, the bag hit the administrator's head. His hair, cheeks and neck were all wet, and urine still flowed down his neck.
The administrator fell down, but he was not hurt. He got up and wiped his face. Some water came out of his nose. Then he smelled something wrong. Xia Yu said with a smile, "don't think about it. It's urine. It's fresh out of the oven boy's urine. It will prolong your life. Don't spit it out."
The administrator's face turned blue and white, and finally he vomited out.
We all ran to the school bus and got on the bus. As soon as it started, a lot of people rushed out. Xia Yu urged the driver: "go, bandits want to rob the car."
When the so-called bandits rushed over, they could only see the butt of the huge school bus. There were license plates on the buttocks. At this time, they were covered by a piece of mud and could not see anything at all. They could only shout and scold for a round there.
On the bus, the students still enjoy talking about the invincible urine bomb just now. They know that they will never forget. .。
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