Chapter 716

Ye Weisheng is a man in business, and naturally he will not be stage fright. He laughed and said, "well, I'll talk about it."

Ye Lanxin and Cheng Qingli are interested. They seldom listen to Ye Weisheng telling jokes! Ding Han and others also look to Ye Weisheng.

Only Takeda Lingguang looks cool on one side and doesn't make any appearance that he wants to hear.

But everyone was too lazy to pay attention to him.

Ye Weisheng began to tell jokes, he said: "a beautiful reporter went to the countryside to interview a farmer uncle. Beautiful reporter asked: "uncle, if you have ten acres of land, would you like to give half of your harvest to the party?" Farmer uncle did not hesitate to answer me yes. Beautiful reporter then asked: if it is two villas, would you like to give one of them? "I will!" The beauty reporter continues to ask which one million yuan prize? "Yes!" the farmer's uncle said with cadence Beauty reporter: two cows?

Farmer uncle a simple and honest smile, shake his head rather embarrassed to say: Yes! Beautiful reporter then strange, ask: uncle, why farmland villa and bonus you are willing, cow is not willing to it? Farmer uncle very wryly way: because I really have two cattle

This joke is a bit old, but ye Weisheng said it vividly and still made people feel funny.

Luo Jun's heart is funny, know ye Weisheng today is not open. People in business, when talking about dirty jokes, they are one set at a time. Luo Jun believes that if ye Weisheng is together with a group of his peers, he will definitely be able to make witty remarks. But today his daughter is present, so many younger generations are present. His skill is greatly reduced!

People are very good at coming, and they also give ye Weisheng face. They all laugh.

Only Takeda Lingguang.

Takeda Lingguang is a sneer.

Ye Weisheng always pays attention to Takeda Lingguang, and he has long seen that Takeda Lingguang is a little uncomfortable. So he gave a faint smile and said, "Mr. Takeda seems to think my joke is not funny?"

"Very old stem and vulgar joke, the old farmer in your joke is full of a kind of dirty, stingy peasant thought." Takeda Lingguang said rudely: "so I really feel very surprised that this joke is funny, not only should not laugh, you should be more ashamed."

Ye Weisheng couldn't help getting angry. He sneered and said, "if you feel ashamed, what about your culture?" He was really angry, so he was a little angry.

"It's a sacrifice to save the economy that you don't understand." Takeda Lingguang said lightly.

Although Takeda Lingguang this guy is very annoying, he can find the right language to fight back every time, and he is very good at reversing right and wrong and changing concepts. His language is sharp, so let Ye Weisheng also some difficult to resist.

Song Yan'er, Tang Sisi, Ding Han, ye Lanxin and others all feel uncomfortable.

At this time, Luo Jun said faintly: "the old farmer has been a farmer all his life. He is a small farmer, and his thought is very normal. I don't think there's anything to be ashamed of or to blame. If everyone wants to be president, it will be chaos. "

"There is a saying in China that soldiers who don't want to be generals are not good soldiers. If the people of a country, everyone is selfish, only care about themselves. There is no hope for this country As soon as Takeda Lingguang saw Luo Jun talking, this guy was like beating chicken blood, and immediately he was high spirited.

Luo Jun is very strange. Where did I offend this grandson.

Takeda Lingguang then said: "it's not terrible to have the idea of small farmers. What's terrible is that you all think it's normal. It's a funny joke. It is said that the Oriental sleeping lion has woken up, but has the Oriental sleeping lion really woken up? "

Takeda Lingguang spoke very fast, and then he went on to say: "whether a country can rise or not depends on it, not on its high-rise buildings. What we are looking at is the number of schools in this country and the number of educational facilities in schools? Whether the light of study room is brilliant. Whether the food people eat is healthy or not, whether officials regard themselves as officials or officials as tools to glorify their ancestors and profit-making means. " He paused and said: "I don't say anything else, just take Chinese football as an example. I have been to many youth palaces, and I found that the skills of those children are very good, and their foundation is very good. But why can't Chinese football rush out of Asia and into the world cup? In the final analysis, there is still a lack of a sense of responsibility, even a little awe of consumers. I can say that in this respect, South Korea can represent you, and so can our island countries. "

Takeda Lingguang said this words, suddenly let people speechless.

Anyone who insults China, as long as talking about Chinese football, it is really speechless to refute!

Song Yan'er and others all feel that they have reached the extreme.

Ye Weisheng said: "we must admit that there is still a lot of room for improvement in Chinese football, we will improve." He stopped for a moment and said, "it's really boring to say this. We'll have a drink."

He was an old fox, so he soon wanted to change the subject.

Takeda Lingguang's popularity is enough, so he doesn't want to continue. With a faint smile, he took a sip of wine.At this time, Luo Jun said, "I told Mr. Takeda before that we are a country of etiquette, which is based on propriety and establishes the world by faith. You come to our country and that's our guest. We respect our guests, so we never speak ill of you or your country. But Mr. Takeda, you don't seem to know much about being a guest. It is true that we are still developing countries, and there are still some problems in our country. And we have a lot of Kazak, Kazakh and Japanese, which is a headache. We have never denied this, nor have we avoided it. But are you always criticizing us for our pain, is that really fair? And your country, island country is really so perfect? Among other things, which country is the closest to your island now? I don't need to say, is it the country? Why close? Is it because they gave you the atomic bomb? China is the country that has beaten your island country the worst and most ruthless. But you have always been humble to its servile, is that your backbone? At least, no matter how many foreign enemies invade us, we never bow down. We have backbone. You don't even have the basic integrity of your nation. You can boast in front of us

Takeda Lingguang immediately blushed.

"Wonderful, ha ha!" Ye Weisheng laughed.

Ding Han, song Yan'er and Tang Sisi's daughters have an indescribable light in their eyes.

Luo Jun then stood up and said to Takeda Lingguang, "you said you wanted to compare Kung Fu with me. I said that my kung fu is very weak. That's modesty. But you don't approve of this modesty. You think it's a kind of cowardice. I dare not say how strong my kung fu is. But I only need one move to deal with a frog like you! "

"A move?" Takeda Lingguang suddenly excited, he stood up, flashing anger in his eyes, way: "you are too arrogant."

Luo Jun said: "I have to correct you. It's arrogant to talk big and talk big. And what I say, at most, is a kind of big truth that is not very nice to hear. "

"Well, then I'd like to learn from you!" Wu Tian Lingguang said: "let's go out and find a place to make a good comparison."

"Out?" Luo Jun sneered and said, "I have given you many opportunities, but you have been making a fool of yourself. Now, I don't want to save face for you. You don't have the right to let me out. I'm sitting here right now, and you're going to attack me. If I stand up, or use the second move, then you win

It's very flattering.

The crowd was excited at once.

Ye Weisheng is a little worried about Luo Jun, who is afraid that Luo Jun's words are too slow. Even Tang Sisi was worried. She couldn't help saying, "Luo Jun, his kung fu is not simple. Don't be too big."

Takeda Lingguang listened to Tang Sisi's warning, and immediately became confident that this guy was not so terrible. In fact, Takeda Lingguang can not see the depth of Luo Jun at all.

At this time, Takeda Lingguang had a big drink. Suddenly, he rushed to kill him with a lunge. Then he cut the sword with a knife in the wind!

Hey!

This moment, the spirit of Takeda Lingguang has been sublimated!

People seem to see a determined warrior, wielding the most brilliant knife in his life.

Luo Jun's arrogance inspired all the potential of Takeda Lingguang!

At this time, Luo Jun's palm turned over, and it was a slap in the air!

This is just an ordinary palm, which contains the mystery of Tianlei fist seal.

Luo Jun has been merciful, otherwise this palm will definitely kill Takeda Lingguang.

Bang, Takeda Lingguang was directly hit and flew out, and finally fell on the ground, spurting a mouthful of blood.

They didn't see anything clearly, so they saw Takeda Lingguang fly out.

Takeda fell on the ground, his eyes flashed with an incredible look. "How could it be? How is that possible? I'm a meter away from you. You didn't touch me at all

Takeda Lingguang can't understand, also can't believe!

At this time, Luo Jun said coldly: "as I said earlier, the world is very big, and many things are beyond our human understanding and understanding. I have also said that there are people outside people, and there are days every day. Unfortunately, you don't listen at all. "

Takeda Lingguang roared: "why? Why can you do it in the air? In this world, there is no such boxing! "

Luo Jun said: "you can't decide the rules of the world. The force is limited, and the spirit is infinite. My realm is something people like you can't understand. "

Takeda Lingguang murmured: "limited force, unlimited God? What in the end is the limited force and unlimited spirit

Luo Jun did not want to pay attention to Takeda Lingguang any more. He said to Ye Weisheng, "Uncle Ye, let's call it a day. I'm tired. Let's get together another day."

Ye Weisheng nodded and said, "good!"

Today, it's over. Ye Lanxin and Cheng Qing still feel that they haven't played enough. Fortunately, ye Weisheng promised that they could come to Luo Jun later, which made them feel satisfied

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