ONE HUNDRED TWENTY: Party Animals

ONE HUNDRED TWENTY: Party Animals

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Aldenwhat in Apex did you just pull out of your bag? Lute asked, blinking at the object in Aldens hand as the four roommates approached the alleyway where Benjamin Velras birthday party was being held.

It was six oclock in the evening, and they were in an Apex neighborhood Alden had never been to before. It was known for its nightlife, according to the others, but it was too early for there to be much evidence of that.

Its a present. Alden held up a box covered in ryeh-bt wrapping paper. Arent we supposed to bring gifts? Its a birthday party, and we invited ourselves.

Benjamins turning seventy, said Lute.

Adults still get birthday presents, dont they?

I didnt bring anything, Lexi said. But you should have, Lute. Hes your uncle.

Seriously?

Look! He made the bow out of origami paper, said Haoyu.

What do you even get for a seventy-year-old millionaire youve never met? Lexi asked.

Its a sleep mask. I bought three different ones to try, and I havent used this one yet.

[Lute: I guess it fits in with your persona, Cottontail.]

Alden bit back a sigh.

Lutes goals for the night were simple enough. First, he wanted to make a reappearance in front of his family in the least suspicious way possible. Which means pretending I want something from them, hed said, since none of them would believe it if I just started longing for their company after all this time.

To this end, he would be dropping hints about wanting to show Libra off to his roommates. Ideally, this would eventually lead to them all being invited to the megayacht, which was high on the list of locations Lute wanted to search for evidence of his grandmothers criminality.

Secondly, he wanted to cozy up to some cousins who had complaints about Aulia and see if they dropped any interesting information.

If it was the kind of party where the mocktails werent so mock, wed probably have more luck, he explained as they walked. But Uncle Benjamin is a person who feels like hes done something wild when he orders more than one thing from a dessert menu. Itll be a good starter event for you, Lexi.

Why are you mentioning me specifically? Lexi asked in a suspicious voice.

You seem like you need easing into your role more than the other two, Hushin Russian.

No.

Thats the eleventh codename youve refused. Cottontail has accepted his with grace, and Foe Cooker made up a good one all by himself.

Alden, Haoyu, and Lexi were supposed to be their normal selves if your selves were more normal according to Lute. Apparently, he had little faith in their acting abilities, so hed spent his time in class today making character sheets for each of them.

[Lute: Remember, Cottontail, youre]

[Alden: Not a fan of socializing, but grateful that Aulia gave me a bunch of money and flattered that shes been sending me emails. Instead of weirded out and wary.]

Lute nodded. [Ive been told that normal people like it when my grandmother wants to shower them with attention and gifts.]

[Alden: Im not sure youre right about those people being normal, but Ill go with it.]

[Haoyu: Im a typical teenager who has come to this party because parties are awesome, and Im finally old enough to do whatever I want! Im a party animal who definitely doesnt want to run over Aulia Velra with a car!]

And I just came along because I have nothing better to do with my life on a Tuesday night than make sure you three dont stay out too late and get in trouble, Lexi said sarcastically. I

Theres the place, Lute interrupted, gesturing toward a curtain of glimmering stars that obscured the entrance to the alleyway from view. He stopped to adjust the eye patch he was wearinga plain black one today.

He kept on adjusting it for longer than was normal.

You know, Alden said, if this thing sucks we can leave anytime.

True, said Haoyu. As a party animal, I only animal at the best parties. So if this one isnt the best

We all have homework we should be doing, Lexi added.

Lute stopped fiddling around with the eye patch. Come, my entourage, he said. Im going to get myself a yacht trip.

[Lute: And by yacht trip, I mean justice.]

Haoyu glanced at Alden. [Do you think this is a bad idea?] he asked via private message.

[I cant actually tell,] Alden admitted. [I think it might be the kind of thing where if he takes a stab at it once or twice, hell feel better even if it goes nowhere. And all I have to do is mingle with some people who will probably annoy me. How bad can it really be?]

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The decorations at the party were impressive enough that even Lexi and Haoyuwho were much more used to having magic around them for special events than Alden wasstopped for a moment after they entered the alley to admire the location.

Haoyu whistled.

Are those dumpsters oozing something that looks like molten gold? Lexi asked.

I thought you said your uncle had boring taste? Alden examined the graffiti on the wall beside him. It looked like ordinary spray paint, but every time he blinked, it changed. A Happy Birthday message disappeared to be replaced by a long green tongue wrapping around a lollipop. If this is boring, Im concerned about what you think of me.

He does have boring taste. But some of his kids planned this thing. So they included stuff they thought was cool. According to Aimi the theme is Glitter and Grunge. Lute reached up to shove an opalescent, basketball-sized bubble away from his face, but as soon as his fingers touched it, it burst. A cloud of metallic confetti flew outward, showering them all, and a sparkling choker hit the pavement.

That is costume jewelry, isnt it? Lexi asked, staring down at the necklace.

The answer came not from Lute, but from a boy whod just stepped through the star curtain behind them. If you find a set of earrings or a watch, those are real. Everything else is just rhinestones. Hello, Lute.

Hi, Roman, Lute said in a guarded tone.

What are you doing here? Roman asked. He had dark, slightly curly hair and magnetic deep-set eyes. His voice was ear-catching and enjoyable in a way that Alden had learned to recognize as a feature of some peoples high Appeal. Are you coming to get your eye back?

But even the Appeal cant make something like that sound less disturbing.

Alden, Haoyu, and Lexi were all frozen.

Lutes expression blanked. You do know its not on a shelf in Grandmas closet, dont you? It got sliced and diced. It was the exploded remnants of an eyeball. Medical waste. I cant get it back.

[so bad bad so soon! very awkwardness how do I party animal now?] Haoyus hands were in his pockets, so it was a pure mental texting effort. Hed sent it to both Alden and Lexi.

[Youre pretty good at that,] Alden replied. [You should do mental more.]

As for the answer to Haoyus questionhe had no idea.

I feel bad for you though, said Roman. I keep thinking, What if it was my eye? It almost couldve been. And everyone says you wont get a new one because youre just being stubborn to hurt Aunt Jessicas feel

Hi, Im Alden! He thrust his hand toward Lutes cousin. Im a Rabbit, too. We must have so much in common. As Rabbits.

He tried to cover his wince with a smile. What the heck, brain? You couldnt think of anything else to say to interrupt the conversation?

Before Roman could shake his hand, Haoyu stuck his own out. Im Haoyu. You can think of me as a party badger!

Lexi crossed his arms over his chest. Is it all right if we hit the bubbles with Meister weapons?

Roman Velra squinted at all three of them, then turned to Lute with a questioning look.

These are my roommates, said Lute. If they were normal, they would have introduced themselves as my roommates.

Im his roommate, said Alden.

Me too, Haoyu said.

Yes, thats right.

Were also his friends, Haoyu added.

Yeah we dont just live with him, said Alden We actually like him.

They both turned to Lexi.

He hogs the bathtub.

All right! Lute said, clapping his hands together once. Roommates introduced. It was all very normal. Why dont you three go eat something? Roman, do you know where Aulia is right now?

As they left Lute to his relatives, Haoyu said, Did he tell us to go eat just so that our mouths would be full and we couldnt talk to anyone?

Probably. Whats a party badger? Alden asked.

I was trying to figure out what kind of party animal I should be. I didnt mean to say it out loud.

Another confetti explosion hit them, and they looked over to see Lexi picking up a rhinestone tiara.

I didnt use Writher, he said defensively.

We werent judging you, Haoyu said.

Im going to pop every single one of those things that drifts near me, Alden agreed.

******

They clung together for the first twenty minutes of the party, as more Velras and friends of Velras arrived. Alden intended to keep clinging to the people he knew were safe, but when he took a moment to set his present down on a table that held a large chocolate cake, he found himself abandoned. Lexi was weaving through party guests, stalking a particularly large confetti bubble with an intense look on his face that would suit him well if he was ever trying to strike fear into the heart ofwell, anyone. And Haoyu had been caught up in conversation by a girl who might be Lutes cousin Miyo.

He was about to text to ask Haoyu if he wanted to be rescued, when a pair of hands landed on his shoulders from behind. Salutations! Long time no see.

Uneven. The gremlin was so petulant when it conveyed the idea, too. It was convinced Alden was currently attending a party full of sinners.

Weve talked about this so many times. Wordchains get paid back. Its not like all of these Velras have reneged on half a dozen sacred contracts since this morning. Theyre just carrying debt.

He turned around to face the person whod grabbed him. Aimi, he said warily. Hello.

She was wearing a red minidress, a lot of costume jewelry, and a broad smile.

You lived, she said. Good job.

Well thats one way to acknowledge what happened without making it too gloomy. Thank you.

You used my hot tub! And you came to a family party with Lute! Youre one of my cousins now!

Nope.

Did you bring a present? She was looking around him to see the package on the table. Thats great! We said no gifts on the invitations, because thats what we did last year and the year before that and the year before that. But then I think Dad was sad about it this year because seventy is a round numberor something. Ill take this to him!

That was painless enough, thought Alden as she swept off with the gift. One Velra successfully interacted with. Now, where did the guys

The mood of the crowd in the alleyway shifted. It wasnt dramatic, but Alden still noticed. The chatter of voices stopped drowning out the music. Someone standing at a wooden spool table nearby spilled their drink. A couple of tiny drones whirred up into the air at their owners commands, and a few too many heads turned at once toward the entrance.

Alden followed their gazes and caught his first real-life glimpse of Aulia Velra. She looks better than in pictures.

Hed assumed she would; powerful superhumans were like that. Their moreness came across clearer in person than on film. He just hadnt expected her to look different in quite the way she did.

Stately and intimidatingthat was what hed imagined she would be like at first, because she was old and political and rich. Then hed heard Lutes story, and hed known that wasnt right. But he still hadnt quite reached the conclusion he drew now, within seconds of seeing her walk into the party. Her arms were spread wide to greet a very young boyno doubt one of her many grandchildrenwho ran toward her excitedly.

Aulia squeezed the little boy in a hug, kissed him on the forehead, and then pointed up at the highest of the flying bubbles. He nodded, and she winked at him. An instant later, the elastic band holding her brownish blond hair up in a very perky ponytail was in her hand. As her hair spilled down her back, she looped one end of the band around her thumb and drew the other taut. Then she shot it at the bubble.

[Lexi: Id rather let Writher handle him.]

Haoyus eyes widened. Wow, the snacks are so good! he said. Let me take some to my friend.

Alden was going to follow him, but before he could, Aulia popped the last bite of the bonbon in her mouth, brushed off her hands, and said, You know, Alden, Hazel will be starting university at Celena North in a couple of months. Maybe you two could get together and explore the campus sometime. Give her the full tour once youve learned your way around!

That would be so lovely! Wouldnt it, Hazel? Cady said encouragingly.

I think so, I think so, said Corin.

Our Hazels very accomplished, said Hugh. Shes spent so much time on the Triplanets. Im sure you two would have a lot in common.

Except for Jessica, who was still staring at Lute from over by the brick wall of the alleyway, and Jacob, who was inching away from the group little by little, like he was hoping he could make it over to the nearest dumpster to hide, the whole entourage was looking at Hazel now.

She hitched a smile onto her face and nodded at Alden. I would love that!

The foreboding was so heavy it was almost crushing. One little campus tour wouldnt kill him, but if he said yes, all of these people might think sending Hazel in as Aldens very own Velra family outreach person was the way to go forevermore.

Aulia probably assumes its totally natural. Lutes a loose cannon in her mind, and heres Hazel being the right age andwait. What if she doesnt just think Im important to the Velra family in general? What if she thinks Im important to Hazel specifically since I brought her Chainer?

Hazel had already popped up in a very unwelcome fashion once. Alden didnt want that to become a regular thing.

He turned to Lute, pleading for help with his eyes, and Lute coughed. Dont matchmake my roommate with a random family member within two minutes of meeting him. Its weird.

Hazel looked at him like he was a bug. Cady and Hugh looked at him like he was the devil. Corin sputtered something about nonsense, and Aulia chuckled and shook her head fondly.

Oh dear! Dont let our Lute scare you off, Alden. I was just suggesting a friendly arrangement. Id ask him to give his cousin a little tour, but she lowered her voice in a conspiratorial whisper, they havent always gotten along. One too many childish insults exchanged over the years. Theyll laugh about it one day when theyre as old as I am!

Lutes mouth tightened, and his cheeks reddened.

It wasnt much. Alden couldnt tell if he was angry to have his conflict with his cousin reduced to childish insults or if he was just flustered to have his grandmother lightly disparage him in front of a friend. Whatever the case, he got a handle on himself quickly, his face turning bored as he scooped caviar up with one of his chips.

Hes going to let it go.

There was no reason not to. It was the tiniest of digs if it could even be considered a dig at all. Aulia wasnt saying it to hurt anyone. She was using it to smooth over their current conversation. And probably to make a polite excuse to cover for anything Lute might have told me about Hazel. The easy thing to do is let it go.

Its fine, said Alden. Lutes only trying to help me out. The thing is

He hesitated. Breaking social norms intentionally wasnt something he did. It hadnt occurred to him to do it until right this second, and he hadnt thought it through well. All the Velras were staring at him with varying degrees of interest. Aulias smile was so warm and inviting it was practically begging for him to take her into his confidence.

She probably didnt mean for it to result in this.

The thing is I dont want to be around you, Hazel. Alden heard himself deliver the words bluntly. I dont feel comfortable with you near me. A few weeks ago when you were trying to get my attention, a wordchain that would have made me more open to talking to you came due before it should have. And its not like I can prove it was you, but I do think it was. Im sorry if Im falsely accusing you, butIm really not okay with a stranger deciding on a whim that I should take a dose of a mood alterer for her convenience.

Except for what sounded like Lute choking to death on his chips behind Alden, there was silence from the little group. And Keiko Velra, whod been walking by with a slice of cake as Alden had started speaking, had stopped to stare at them all.

Hugh, Cady, and Corin looked utterly aghast.

Hazels face had frozen so completely that Alden had no idea what she was feeling other than shock.

Aulias expression had gone just as opaque as it had upon first spotting Lute.

Im sorry, Alden said to Aulia. Im grateful to youand to you, Keiko.

Remember, Lutes character sheet for more-normal Alden says I am grateful and flattered.

He looked over to the Chainer superhero, who gave him a confused nod.

I bought a coat that probably saved my life with the money you guys gave me for the class trade. Even if it is the thing that got me in trouble in the first place, it was still really useful. And Aimi seemsfun. And Lutes been an amazing roommate.

The amazing roommate was still choking. Did he need help back there?

So I hope Im not offending anybody here, Alden continued. But Im going to pass on hanging out with Hazel.

You cant prove anything! Hazels mother said wildly.

Young man! Corin exclaimed. To accuse my granddaughter of such a

Im not trying to prove anything. Alden felt surprisingly calm in the face of Hazels family being so upset. I dont have to. I dont even want to. Im just saying that an unwelcome wordchain-related thing happened right as I ran into one of the only Chainers in the universe. Its made me suspicious of that person.

Hazels mother started to say something else, but Hazel interrupted her. Im very sorry you would assume something so awful about me.

Her words were steady, but at her sides, her hands were clenched in the crinkly silver fabric of her dress. Obviously I cant do anything to defend myself. We Chainers dont make our profiles public, so I cant even show you my skill. It doesnt do anything like what youre suggesting.

For a second, Alden felt a stab of doubt. It would be mortifying if I was totally wrong about her doing it. There are multiple flashing signs pointing to her, and Lute all but confirmed it, but

Perhaps if you cant trust me, you can consider my qualifications, Hazel said, standing taller. I have been formally recognized for my responsible chaining by the Artonans themselves. You know Im an authorized witness. I have been since before I was even an Avowed. Do you really think they just hand something like that out to untrustworthy people?

Most of the Chainers in the family are authorized witnesses, Hazel, Lute chimed in. It doesnt come with a halo.

She glared at him. You

Hazel, Aulia said in a sharp voice, Im very embarrassed by you right now. Apologize to Alden.

Alden blinked.

The entourage seemed to be holding their breath all of a sudden.

Hazel stared at her grandmother in shock. Why would I apologize when theres no proof I did any?

Aulia silenced her with a look. No proof? We all know what your skill does. Do you expect the whole family to stand here behind you and back you up while you lie to someone about one of your misjudgments?

Hugh made a sound of protest, but it was so soft Aulia didnt even bother to acknowledge it. Instead, she looked back at Alden.

Im so sorry, dear. As Hazel says, the family doesnt share their profiles. Unfortunately, conducting Chainer business to the best of our abilities demands a certain amount of discretion from us. She said it as if the need for secrecy was an inconvenience to her, too, rather than an idea shed cooked up on her own. But under these circumstances, I cant imagine leaving you in the dark. Hazels skill does in fact do what you suspect.

[Lute: !!! Ohmyshit. Yes!]

Its a simple ability thathow shall I put it? It gently ushers a chain toward its debtor.

Grandma, you cant just! Hazel looked stricken.

It seems my granddaughter has been almost unforgivably selfish. Of course it will never happen again. What wordchain was it?

Alden was thrown off-guard. Not having planned this all out, he didnt know what he would have expected Aulia Velras reaction to be to his accusation if hed had time to consider it. But it wasnt this. And Hazel, Hugh, and Corins faces said they were way more horrified by this outcome than seemed normal.

It was Peace of Mind, he said slowly.

I see, said Aulia. A wonderful chain. One of the most popular ones in the universe in fact.

Corin and Hugh blanched. Cady was wringing her hands. From the corner of his eye, Alden noted that Keiko had a sort of ready-to-pounce look about her. Like if something went too horribly wrong she was prepared to break it up.

Popular is badbecause the chain is super healthy? he guessed. So theres even less reason for her to usher the debt toward me than there would have been otherwise?

He assumed Hazels ushering initiated a wordchains debt repayment in a way that was less costly to the chain than the usual automatic snap back that came if you just went too long without saying the other half. It might make sense for the Palace of Unbreaking to create a skill like that.

Lute, Aulia was saying now, if you knew about this you should have told me right away.

Should I have?

Of course. Do you think I would have let this situation stand for a single moment?

Lute didnt answer.

Hazel, said Aulia, apologize.

Her expression looked like it had the power to pin people to walls.

The entourage certainly wasnt moving; even Jessica and Jacob were locked in place. And the effect expanded outward as more people at the party realized a drama of some kind was unfolding. A few guests whod started to approach the buffet for food had changed their minds.

Hazel, though, didnt look pinned. Her face was flushed, and her hands were shaking. And it didnt look like embarrassment.

She looks really pissed off.

You just announced my skill! she cried. Its supposed to be private. You just told him.

You kind of told him first, Lute muttered.

Hazel didnt seem to hear him. Her attention was all on Aulia now. Its supposed to be a secret. Its supposed to be mine! How could you do this to me?!

Aulia tapped her own chin with a slender finger and looked up in mock thoughtfulness. Someone who wants to keep her talents a secret should perhaps consider not using them against our family friends.

I am your granddaughter! Hazel shouted. I am your protge. Ive done everything you ever asked me to, and you gave my S to that whiny, lazy little whiff the second he was selected!

Hazel! Corin said in alarm.

Hugh was reaching out to calm her. Cadys hands were over her own mouth.

Ive been working for this family for years, Hazel said, slapping her fathers hand away. Every day. All day. Ive been studying for you and impressing people for you and doing the things only I can do for you, and Lute casts one little wordchain right and you choose him? Him!? She switched to Artonan. >

Are you almost through with this little fit? Aulia asked in an icy voice.

Hazel pointed at Alden, who raised his plate protectively in front of himself. Radishes rolled off the edge and hit the pavement. As the music filling the alley changed to a song that started with a screechy electric guitar solo, Hazel said, I was just trying to get to know him for you because the same stupid superstition that makes you think Lute is special makes you think this boy matters. Do you think I want to spend time with someone like him for myself?

So the feelings mutual.

He could have had any class he wanted, and he begged to be a maid!

Hey, thought Alden.

Hey! shouted a voice that sounded like Romans.

Hazel, please sweetie, her mother said. Youve had a bad day. Why dont we

Hes just some rude globie who got lucky and got Chainer, and now what? The beaded tassel on her flapper headband was trembling like it was enraged, too. We have to have him at all the family events? I have to go on tours of campuses Ive already seen with him?

She jabbed the finger she was pointing at Alden through the air again.

Ive been nothing but nice to you and youre the worst person Ive ever met.

Alden kept his mouth shut.

You left me to affix alone. You almost sideswiped me with a bicycle and you didnt even stop to apologize. Youyoumake accusations you dont have any proof about!

Alden was going to keep keeping his mouth shut.

The Operation Odins Revenge group chat was getting odd. Haoyu and Lute were both trying and failing to mental text, and he was receiving nothing but random words and punctuation marks.

I am the only person in the world who can do what I do. My rank doesnt matter. I do. I matter. Im valuable on this planet and on >. You shouldve been grateful someone like me reached out to you instead of complaining about a littleit was nothing! What I did made you feel good. It didnt hurt you! Why would you make a big deal out of that and humiliate me in front of everyone here?

So it was her. Having it come out of her own mouth so that he could set aside every last shred of doubt once and for all was such a relief.

If having your own behavior described in public makes you feel humiliated, said Alden, maybe you should behave differently.

Hazel seemed to have run out of words to say. She was breathing hard. Her face was shifting from anger to something more alarmed, and her eyes were darting back and forth like she was looking for the exit. Her relatives were either gaping at her or avoiding her gaze.

Aulia looked her up and down just once, then she turned away and reached for another bonbon. I dont think we should entertain Hazels drama for a second longer, she said in a ringing voice. Alden, have you tried the bruschetta? Its to die for.

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