"Ha ha! You finally give up, don't you? I'm so happy! " The scholar burst out laughing.
Qin Fei cracked his mouth and laughed. He swept away his loss and said with a smile, "what are you happy about? I've done it. Let's start the fourth question. I don't have time to waste with you
The scholar was puzzled, but he was still staring at the empty side.
"Boy, are you stupid? You've lost! " The scholar was not happy.
Qin Fei light smile, said: "I did not lose, just now I just told you a story, you listen to the laughter out of the voice, you say you lose or I lose?"
The scholar's eyes glared and said, "nonsense, you've given up before, I just laughed!"
Qin Fei sneered: "did I ever say an input word?"
The scholar thought about it carefully and hesitated: "although you didn't say lose, you told me not to count. That's the meaning of giving up. And you said you were weak in the face of you. Are you saying all these words?"
Qin Fei said, "you are still a scholar. Are you a cultural person? I told you not to count, you really don't count? You're not my son. Why do you listen to me? Do I mean to admit defeat? No, it doesn't match to admit defeat at all! What's more, I mean I'm powerless in the face of you. I don't mean to admit defeat. I just don't think I'm interested. I don't mean to admit defeat, do I? "
When the scholar thought about it carefully, it was true. Qin Fei didn't mention the word "admit defeat" from the beginning to the end. Instead, he was overjoyed. He took his words for granted and laughed so loudly.
He wanted to smack himself. NIMA was so stupid that he was fooled by this boy.
He can only reluctantly accept the reality, lose it, anyway, this is only the third problem, there are two, the fourth problem must be solved Qin Fei.
He glared at Qin Fei, and then said, "OK, you win. Now, please listen to the fourth question. Please tell me a story and make me cry."
This question is very tricky and strange, and the third question is simply changing the soup without changing the dressing, the scholar this time very insidious smile, tears? Millions of years have not tasted the taste of tears.
Qin Fei curled his lips. Is the scholar stupid? This is the most retarded requirement.
Then he told a joke, a popular joke that spread in Xuanling mainland. Every time he heard this joke, even those who had heard it several times would laugh.
Later, the joke was strictly forbidden by the Xuanling Empire to spread around, because it killed some people who were too determined to laugh, so it was called the first funny joke in history.
Qin Fei now says that the first thing he laughs at is the emptiness on one side. He laughs so much that the goods are rolling on the ground, and his mouth keeps roaring: "I'll blow you up My chrysanthemum... "
The scholar didn't respond at all. Qin Fei was stunned and looked at him suspiciously. There was no reason why this guy didn't laugh.
However, he soon found something wrong. The scholar was lying on his chest with sharp ups and downs. His eyes were wide open and his breath was short. Then he burst out laughing.
"Ha ha, I laugh to death How can there be such Ha ha Ha ha My joke Ha ha... " The scholar was out of breath and said with a smile.
Qin Fei turned his lips and ignored him.
The scholar laughed and said, "ha ha But But Ha ha You run Digression Ha ha I said ha ha Must Ha, you want me to Ha ha But Yes You ha Ha It's a ha Laugh Words Ha How Let me ha ha Ha ha What about it? "
Qin Fei looked at the tears from the corner of his eyes and said with a smile, "are you laughing enough? Wipe your tears
The scholar stopped laughing and said, "did I shed tears?"
He wiped the corner of his eyes, wet, immediately look a Leng, and then wry smile, put the joke things to jiuxiao cloud, looking at Qin Fei, said: "you really beyond my expectation, I thought you would say a sad story to move me, did not expect you to do the opposite, so that I unconsciously in the move, OK, this question passed, next Here is the fifth question. If you can finish it, then you'll pass me! "
Qin Fei smile, waiting for his topic, heart road this scholar is not really good.
After a long pause, the scholar seemed to be thinking. After a long time, he said in a deep voice: "now the fifth question, please listen! To leave the scroll space, you and your pet, that is, this cat can only go out one, either you kill it or it kills you! What would you choose? "
Kong jumped up and yelled at the scholar: "I burst your chrysanthemum! What's your stupid idea? Isn't that hard for the master? Believe it or not
Qin Fei didn't stop him from swearing this time. This problem is really hateful. He wanted to lead him to fight with Kong.
The scholar didn't get angry at the empty scold. He saw Qin Fei with a smile and began to count.Qin Fei sneered. Did the scholar really think that he would be able to embarrass himself?
"Empty, go in and play with life and death!" Qin Fei to the air.
Empty nodded, directed at the scholar and scolded a few words, just disappeared, into the Xuanling Ding.
The scholar was surprised and said, "the ancient scroll space has confined the space and restricted the use of the divine world. Do you have any treasures that can hold living things?"
Qin Fei gave a smart smile: "of course! Did you miscalculate again? I'm sorry, your way of provoking dissension doesn't work! Can I pass now? "
The scholar decadent way: "calculate you ruthless! You're the smartest person I've ever met! You've passed the test. Now I'll give you a reward! "
After that, he threw out a piece of broken stone. Qin Fei took it and saw that it was a great joy. It was just half of the words in Shanhaijing. After the fusion, eighteen words were gathered.
But he didn't leave at this point. The scholar had a bad secret and wanted to leave in a hurry. He said, "when the task is finished, I'll flash first..."
Then he wanted to go back to the mural.
Qin Fei pulled him down and said with a smile, "you seem to have forgotten a promise, but you swore it!" The scholar gave a dry smile and said, "look, I almost forget my memory. I'm old, so many things are easy to forget! Thank you for reminding me
Qin Fei sneered: "now it's time to fulfill that promise?"
The scholar knows that he can't leave. If Qin Fei doesn't mention it, it's all right. Now others have already mentioned it. If he repents, he will be bitten by the oath.
He felt uneasy. He didn't know what Qin Fei would ask for. Don't ask for his life. Otherwise, his life would be in vain.
Qin Fei said with a smile: "my request is very simple, and it's not difficult for you! I'll take this ancient scroll. Is that ok? "
Scholar a Leng, secretly complain, Gu Juan is actually him, he is Gu Juan, Qin Fei want Gu Juan is to own life.
"No way..." Just as he wanted to refuse, suddenly the sky was covered with dark clouds, the wind was strong, and thunder punishment was about to appear. Then he remembered that he had to fulfill his oath, or he would be punished by heaven. He quickly changed his words: "OK, of course, there is no problem! This is our promise! We are all cultural people. We can do what we say! "
Qin Fei nodded with satisfaction. He knew that the scholar was absolutely unwilling. He was only bound by an oath. He couldn't agree!
If you think about it, you can't even go out with the master of the book.
He disappeared in the ancient scroll, and then the ancient scroll automatically flew up and fell into Qin Fei's hands.
The scholar said in the ancient scroll, "if you get the ancient scroll, you will be my master! In the future, if you want to fight against the enemy, open the scroll directly, and the small one will appear. Start the scroll space to help you fight against the enemy. At that time, the small one will surely kill your enemy with his eloquence! "
Qin Fei sneered: "then why didn't you tell me to die?"
The scholar grinned bitterly: "master, you are the most intelligent person in the sky and the earth. I'm willing to bow to you! There's no one before and no one after, others can do it
Empty side strange cry, "explode your Ya Ya Ya chrysanthemum! You dare to steal my lines! Look for the explosion
The scholar made amends with a smile: "brother cat, please calm down. I'm afraid next time!"
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