Chapter 4: The Completion of the Bomb and the Conclusion on its Exclusive Agreement

Chapter 4: The Completion of the Bomb and the Conclusion on its Exclusive Agreement

So you plan to make soap? Even though you had come up with gunpowder just recently, you still have lots of ideas, dont you?

As usual, I commuted from the inn to the office. During our break, I told Lyle-sensei about my plan to make soap, which left him astonished.

For some reason, my mind wouldnt stop flowing with ideas once I began to think about making gunpowder.

Because I lacked experienced subordinates and skills required as an alchemist, the manufacturing of gunpowder wouldnt go well in practice, but, I had decided to count on Lyle-senseis extensive knowledge.

Surely, from what Ive heard, theres a city in which soap is produced using olive and canola oil. Im not well-informed about that alkaline mentioned by Takeru-dono, but, its certain that ash and quicklime can combine together and solidify, right?

As I thought, it might be not possible for us to obtain olive oil, but, apparently we can use monsters oil as a replacement.

The only animal oil which can be obtained for free in Losgow is that from monsters.

There are 3 types of monsters that live nearby this village, these are: Crazy Dogs, Gray Rat-Men and Blood-sucking Bats.

In case there are too many monsters to deal with, we file a petition for monster extermination in the Adventurers Guild and have Louise-san accompany us with hunting. The spoils would be then divided between us and I would be able to extract the oil from my part.

Ive seen how oil and ash can be mixed together to make soap in the past, but, right now, Im continuously failing in doing so.

I managed to create a soft, soap-like thing, however, it didnt make lots of bubbles and gave off a bad stench, similar to that of clay.

Making a high-grade product using olive oil is out of question, but, as long the soap is affordable and usable by commoners, it should sell well.

That is to say, Takeru-dono wants me to assist with the production of soap, right?

Well, if you put it frankly like that, then its just as you say.

Even a wooden bucket is feasible as long as its method of production is established, but, as one would expect, Id rather have a much experienced alchemist assist me.

Fufufu Lyle-sensei burst into laughter as soon as I humbled myself and put my hands together.

Even though we have yet to make gunpowder, Takeru-dono is really a slave driver.

I apologize.

Despite me receiving my job through the good offices of Louise, I kept doing nothing but causing problems for Lyle-sensei.

Ah no, I was just kidding. In fact, Im glad that my skills can be of any help. There is nobody in this village with whom I can talk to regarding alchemy, so if it wasnt for Takeru-dono, I wouldnt even come up with things like making gunpowder or soap.

Putting up with my troublesome talks and smiling while being carried away by our conversation, I thought there would be no good-hearted person willing to help me out.

I might be stuck on him because of that.

Naturally, I was straightly refused when I tried to offer to wash Senseis back as a form of gratitude.

It was a minor joke, so please, stop drawing back while looking at me with a serious expression.

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Anyway, a decent prototype of a bomb was done.

It was a jute bag completely filled with gunpowder and connected with a detonating cord made from gunpowder wrapped in paper.

I was even ready to give up because of the number of hardships I had to endure in order to reach this final stage.

Ah, but I guess thats fine as long as its just once, right?

Far from sulfur, it was much harder to create niter. Thats because its something you obtain from throwing in human and cattles waste.

We built a small hut and buried the waste with grass under the soil. Then, we waited for the niter to start to be produced by microorganisms and collect.

We built a small hut and buried the waste with grass under the soil. Then, we waited for the niter to start be produced by microorganisms and collected it. Apparently, you can also use corpses as a replacement for the waste, but, its smelly either way.

Not to mention, you would need at least 2-3 years for the bodies to decompose and release niter, which is impossible for us to wait. Therefore, to make the bomb, we received some soil from the Rod households cattle hut and extracted the niter from it.

Obviously, we could pick some soil from humans toilet as well, but, even in a western fantasy world, checking on the condition of toilet was cruel enough.

If this was medieval Japan, people would have, supposedly, built places designated for collecting waste, such as cesspools, however, in this world, nobody seems to use manure made from humans excrements.

This might sound dirty, but, apparently people here would just store their waste in jars and throw away their contents on a roads surface in suitable amount.

Oh, thinking back, the harshest thing to deal with when I arrived here for the first time was the toilet.

There was no toilet paper; the only thing I could use to wipe were leaves.

I also used to sing the micchan michi'(1) song back when I was a brat, but, I wouldnt have thought I would end up wiping my ass with leaves.

I discussed with Lyle-sensei on the matter of making paper, however, it turns out there are actually no defined methods of paper manufacturing.

Certainly, even in the office, we do use paper despite its bad quality.

Since the paper is bad and starchy, we will at least use parchments for truly important matters.

When I asked Sensei as to why paper isnt common here, it turned out it was due to the lack of materials, rather than technical problems.

Was it because of the dry climate? Just like in my hometown, Japan, it felt as though trees here wouldnt grow back after being cut down and become a bare hill.

The reason why there wasnt enough wood was because of people here lumbering trees without planting them first. The more a city expanded, the more wasteland appeared.

Even with my modern knowledge, material shortage is the only thing I couldnt help with.

As expected, what is needed is the power of money.

By the way, when I tried to ask Lyle-sensei about what they do after using the toilet, his face turned red as he answered Using magic.

Thats mean, Lyle-sensei. I wanted you to confirm that for me, but, with my magic skill being close to zero, my hopes for that have become even smaller.

If I possessed a magic tool or a magic gem, even someone like me could become able to use magic. However, that being said, the price of such things was unreasonably high.

Just to make sure we werent affected, I prepared a long cord and distanced myself far enough before detonating the bomb, however, even that much wouldnt prevent the violent blast from beating our eardrums.

For me to create such a fearsome thing. (Obviously, the one who took care of the compounding was Lyle-sensei, but whatever.)

Uoooohhh! Was Nattal agitated by his first in a lifetime blast? He held aloft both his arms while shouting that.

Whats your impression?

This thing called a bomb has splendid power. I guess we would save lots of time, were we to use it wisely.

Checking on the huge hole left by the explosion, Nattal gathered minerals, which had been hurled, and touched them one by one.

It would be nice were he to take a liking to the bombs and buy them at high prince, but.

For each bomb, Ill pay you with a silver.. No, how about one gold coin?

Thats

I took a deep breath. A single gold coin is a large amount of money.

I wouldnt have thought I would manage to sell the bombs at such high price.

Since bombs are considered a rare item in this world, perhaps, I should increase their price.

Honestly, you arent going to overcharge me more than this, right? I place my trust in you as a fellow working for the same country. Whats more, I told you before I can barely afford this much, didnt I?

Haha, no way. Of course, please do so.

I broke in a cold sweat while laughing. Nattal most likely saw through my expression.

As one would expect from a veteran governor, his ability to negotiate was quite sharp.

Also, Id like to place a condition on your purchase. Id like for you to pay me afterwards.

Umm, whats the meaning of that?

I would be troubled if I were to supply you with defective products, so you will only have to pay for items that work properly. Otherwise, rumors might spread in the village about how ineffective my bombs are if you fail to successfully use them in practice.

Ah, well, I guess youve got a point. Right.

I made a wry smile as soon I looked at Lyle-sensei next to me.

Certainly, there have been lots of cases where a bomb would fail to explode despite it emitting smoke.

With Lyle-senseis effort, we should be able to adjust the bombs compound as we wish, so its hard to imagine it could fail, but, nothing can be said for sure in regards to gunpowder.

Obviously, we should also consider the possibility of a misfire.

As long there are no defective products, it should be no problem for customers to pay afterwards.

And then, theres one more condition.

Yes?

You still want to complain about something? Nattal took out a golden coin for the bomb while wanting to say that, which made me endure patiently.

Despite Losgows ore mine being a small one, its actually state property. You do understand that we. plan to promote these bombs, right?

Uhmm..

He probably wont understand even if I say it in a suggestive tone.

Unable to watch me becoming astonished, Lyle-sensei whispered in my ear.

Lets form an exclusive agreement with the Kingdom of Silesie. I think theres no need to worry about others merchandising this bomb, but, wouldnt it be fine to do so either way?

Hmm, I see. Certainly, its just as Lyle-sensei says. I agree this is a favorable opportunity to form an agreement, considering the fact we can use Lyle-senseis position as a state secretary.

Well, if you make an exclusive agreement, you will be able to build a market for bombs in other mines and places, where the use of bombs is essential for public works. I see no harm in doing so.

Then, Ill accept your offer.

Bowing down my head, I was still reflecting on my carelessness.

Thats because, despite making every effort to create gunpowder, I didnt consider the idea of expanding our market for that.

After all, this place here is just a rural area. I need to merchandise this bomb in other regions of this kingdom, so theres no way for me to let this chance slip away.

On the other hand, if I want to sell products for consumer use, it wont do unless I specify the characteristics of our market, since we cant monopolize this area, right?

Is there no good solution for that? I shall ask Sensei, whos a fountain of wisdom, later.

More importantly, theres something else I should mention.

Afterwards, please pay utmost attention so as not to get yourself involved in an accident. Theres also the fear that a tunnel might collapse from an explosion.

Haha, havent I told you already? Im a mine engineer, so I wont commit such a blunder. Still, well, I agree with you about paying more attention when handling these things. Im grateful for your advice.

Even if Nattal was to estrange someone due to his nagging, I thought I had to give him at least some advice.

Even in the modern Japan where I used to live, there are lots of instances where people will be buried alive in a mining accident.

Id have an uneasy conscience if those miners from before died because of my bombs.

The black powder, which Im selling, has a low level of safety. Therefore, its necessary to have Nattal pay enough attention.

Translator and reference notes:

(1): Apparently, Japanese kids sing this when taking a dump so as to make their defecation easier.