Chapter 185: Politics
By the time we finally escaped the tunnel, everyone was extremely tired and grumpy. Well... Except for me, I felt pretty good, all things considered, the benefits of being a slime.
Since there were so many of us, fresh air apparently became an issue for the dwarves, but Thern and the party leader had come prepared, and both had a dimensional storage container containing fresh air.
"Any smart dwarf keeps at least one of these things; you don’t want to be trapped underground and suffocate," Thern explained.
I guess being buried alive is a common occurrence for them... That’s rather unsettling.
Thern and the Geomancer had to repeatedly work overtime casting [Sand Pit], but the lad had far less Mana than Thern and frequently took breaks to recover.
Meanwhile, I kept compressing the sand into spheres, even though Thern was unlikely to need them anymore. Occasionally, I’d throw out [Shatterquake] to contribute to our excavation by breaking apart a large enough rock into more manageable chunks for our two diggers.
To boost morale and also aid in their recovery, I pulled out some of my "alcohol" to share with the group. Thern chugged it as soon as it was in his grasp, while the rest of the dwarves were initially hesitant. Although once they all had a few sips, they were hooked and singing praises.
"Is this recovering my Mana?" The Geomancer asked, looking astonished.
"I always had suspicions about that myself," Thern answered. "Whenever I had a hard day full of enchanting, nothing put the spring back in my step than some of that glorious booze."
"I guess the secrets out. I like to think it gives it the extra kick," I replied, relying heavily on [Acting] to save the day.
"Ha! What next? You gonna start mixing in health potions?" Thern said, laughing uproariously.
"Either that or antidote," I teased.
"Sorry, I don’t think even the gods could make your booze palatable if you mixed in that gunk," Thern replied, shaking his head.
"Please don’t," The other dwarves agreed. It seemed everyone hated the taste of antidote potions.
Nobody wished to continue, so we all headed back to Dhoggurum together.
The group seemed quite happy, and it looked like they had made good progress despite the kobolds ending their adventure early. They had also become much more amiable to Thern and me, and some brown-nosing was happening with the former.
When we finally got back inside the city, we said our goodbyes and headed back home.
"Sorry about that. I’m sure you usually get to do far more exciting stuff," Thern apologized unexpectedly.
"No worries. I’m sorry my luck didn’t activate, and we couldn’t kill a lesser dragon or something rare and interesting," I responded.
"Ha! Now, that would have been a story," Thern chuckled. "Still, it feels good to get a bit of a workout. Feels like it’s been too long since I did some good monster hunting, even if it was just a few kobolds."
"Too much sitting around enchanting?"
"Mostly. That and paperwork," Thern shuddered. "What’s your next plan? Going to go find a good quest to hunt? Take a break?"
I paused to think a bit, then nodded before responding, "Maybe a small break... I want to do some shopping. Do you think I could get one of those timekeeper tools?"
"Oh, you want a clock? I’m sure my Pa can point you in the right direction," Thern answered.
"Great, thanks," I replied cheerfully.
***
The next day, I went on a shopping trip. While I would have appreciated it if Darmod had accompanied me, he was a little too busy negotiating with the Flinthearts.
Thankfully, he did at least give me a list of shops to check out and which ones to avoid. Having a merchant’s opinion was always good.
"Just that a monster has taken residence in their orichalcum mine," Darmod answered. "You can meet Kaldrour Flintheart at the guild for more details; he’s dying to meet you."
"Sure, sign me up."
***
Elsewhere...
Two individuals were seated in a grand chamber adorned with opulent furnishings and extravagant decorations. The walls were draped with rich, heavy curtains in deep, royal colors and scattered intricate tapestries depicting historical battles and tales of valor.
Wall display cases showcased rare and valuable artifacts, intricate sculptures, and ancient tomes. The room was also adorned with gilded mirrors, which added a sense of grandeur and expansiveness.
The room’s centerpiece was a large, polished marble table surrounded by ornately carved chairs upholstered in sumptuous fabrics. The table adorned elegant candelabras, casting a warm, flickering light across the room.
As a finishing touch, a small serving area was discreetly tucked into one corner, offering a selection of fine wines, pastries, and other delicacies to indulge in.
"It’s been decided that we will continue our trade agreements with the Outeatus Kingdom, but only for necessities and luxury goods. Arms and armor are off the table," The dwarf spoke before sipping his wine. "I hope this is satisfactory to The Grove."
"More than satisfactory, my old friend," A lithe elven male replied before gracefully sipping his own cup. "After months of refusal to budge over the promised wealth, I’m frankly surprised that The Empire has so abruptly come to reason."
"Oh? Are you going to play the fool, Tamnaeth? After you made such a blatant power display," The dwarf chuckled.
Tamnaeth was immediately suspicious but hid it behind a mask of utter composure. Power display? He’d done no such thing. Had one of the elders interfered with the lack of progress in recent months? He had reassured them multiple times that things were still within expectations.
While something had been suggested originally to remind the dwarves not to trust that savage kingdom, it was deemed far too risky at the time. When dealing with their stout allies, if you were too forceful, they tended to dig in their heels and oppose you out of sheer stubbornness.
"Come now, Loldraeg. Surely you can indulge me," Tamnaeth threw on as much social charm as possible, even though it was notoriously ineffectual against the dwarves. "For old time’s sake?"
"Fine, fine," Loldraeg chuckled, giving a knowing wink and grin. "I understand the need to gloat and bask in the glory of a job well done. I’ll give it to ya."
Tamnaeth gave a tiny smile as he drank from his cup. He patiently waited for Loldraeg to continue.
"I don’t know whether to call it a stroke of genius or madness. Sending an elf to join the adventurers guild was startling enough on its own, but going out of her way to accept multiple quests to turn dwarven goodwill towards her was smart thinking.
Singlehandedly taking out a fire ant princess and two royal guards, and, by estimating the numbers, likely almost the entire nest. You know how much we dwarves hate those blasted ants...
And then, the cherry on top is having her defeat a tier five monster, presumably also by herself. But not bragging about it openly, and instead subtly handing it in with the completed ant quest to an inquisitive staff member, who would question the sheer numbers...
Combining goodwill and a reminder of your fangs all in one neat package. Truly brilliant," Loldraeg said, raising a glass to toast.
Tamnaeth was shocked. He had not heard any of this; it took all of his social prowess not to let his mask crack. He couldn’t sense any falsehood in Loldraeg’s statement, but it sounded outlandish.
Would the elders really send someone to join that guild? They always scoffed at the idea and said it was beneath us. While killing a tier-five monster isn’t that unbelievable, it would have to be of someone with some degree of pedigree. Would any parent accept their child dirtying their lineage by joining that group of rabbles? Even if it was for a good cause.
Tamnaeth merely smiled, accepting the toast. "Thank you for the indulgence, old friend."
"Anytime. Personally, I think any coin accepted from that kingdom isn’t worth it," Loldraeg admitted with a sigh. "Those coffers reek of blood, but the lust for wealth has tempted many young dwarves..."
"I can’t see even the staunchest of our elders complaining about trading a few amenities," Tamnaeth replied, waving his hand dismissively in gesture. "Besides, I assume even that trade will be guarded for snapping mutts."
Loldraeg nodded. "Of course. Should any of that cursed seed think themselves another God King, they’ll be swiftly reminded why their forefather failed."
They continued to exchange pleasantries. Meanwhile, Tamnaeth kept thinking about that elven agent in the Adventurer’s Guild.
I’ll have to pay them a visit... I’m curious about who they sent and why I wasn’t informed. I understand the need for some undercover action, but not even coming to greet me when I’m in the most authoritative position for this region is almost insulting. Still... It certainly has garnered results.