Chapter 145: Robert Johnson, Typical Human

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Chapter 145: Robert Johnson, Typical Human

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User: JustaHuman69420

Hi guys!The initial posting of this chapter occurred via Ñøv€l-B!n.

My name is Robert Johnson and I’m just a typical human who has recently discovered this wonderful destination on our system-wide network and am enjoying so very much reading all of the interesting things everyone writes and posts on here!

I’m 28 solar orbits old and enjoy consuming alcohol, partaking in violent computer simulations, and engaging in non-productive sexual intercourse with my current romantic partner with whom I cohabitate out of wedlock. I also have a companion animal of which I am very fond, a dog who is named Spot Johnson.

Edit 2: Holy crap, guys! Thank you so much for all of the information, advice, and links!

Confession time: I know this comes as a complete and total surprise but you are all correct. We are not humans. I know, complete shocker, right? I wish I could tell you what I am or send you those pics some of you have requested but I really don't need a visit from Fed Intel anytime soon.

Yep, we're "Feds" but haven't been exactly happy about it ever and over the past few years we are much less happy about it. Sorry to disappoint you guys but we are definitely not planning on a bloody war with the entire darn Federation if we can help it. We are just preparing "options" and building capacity that we do not currently possess. The galaxy is going straight to Hell, like I have to tell any of you guys that...

You probably wouldn't even know who we were anyhow. We're just another of the invisible "little guys" over here.

BTW: We are NOT prudes!!! :D We are nowhere near as "freaky" as you guys though... The things I have seen on your internet... O.O

I would like to especially like to thank everyone over at Group Slamfire and Group Wheremyfacego for all of the tips, tricks, dire warnings, and funny stories!

Bangsticks for life!