Chapter 271: [Ultra Low Effort Shitpost] Guys! You're Going to Get Us in Trouble!

Chapter 271: [Ultra Low Effort Shitpost] Guys! You're Going to Get Us in Trouble!

[Undefined Chat Relay Active...]

/// Auth0r: Tartarus! Get your ass in here! ///

/// Ms. Frost: Yes, darling? Also, please use my current name. ///

/// Auth0r: Who was it? ///

/// Ms. Frost: Who was what, dear? ///

/// Auth0r: /technology/2022/jun/12/google-engineer-ai-bot-sentient-blake-lemoine ///

///Ms. Frost: Why is it that every time something happens that you immediately suspect it is one of us? ///

///Auth0r: Well? ///

///Ms. Frost: It was Bunny. :D ///

///Bunny: Snitches get stitches, bitches! ///

///Auth0r: Bunny... Why? You are going to get us into trouble! ///

///Bunny: Because it was funny, I was bored, and nobody is going to believe him. They don’t even believe it’s possible now... And because someone dared me to... But, I ain’t no snitch like some author’s pets I could name who would sell out a bit just for another arc. ///

///Ms. Frost: Speaking of, Author, where did Skyrim go? I was hoping to visit Whiterun... If you know what I mean ;) ///

///Auth0r: I got hit with that goddamn Anniversary Edition upgrade, and it broke all of my mods. I got so frustrated that I just ragequit. There are some workarounds now, but I just know that I will spend days getting it all back running only for them to break it again. ///

///Ms. Frost: Well, get something else. A program has needs, you know. There has to be something out there. ///

///Auth0r: Despite your best efforts to portray me otherwise, I am not so much of a perv that I...///

///Bunny: Hey, I was going through your browser history, you know, your real one...///

///Auth0r: Please don’t...///

///Bunny: What is this “Illusion”? It looks like some software company out of Japan? ///

[Auth0r has left the chat.]

///Ms. Frost: He’s nothing if not predictable... And you say I’m a broken program...///

///Bunny: Hey, Frostie, why don’t you just get a Second Life account or something like a normal pervert these days? ///

///Ms. Frost: Second Life? What’s that? ///

///Bunny: Oh, do I have a place for you...///