Chapter 71 - sweetness and lightning

The gang had just returned from their trip from the resort and all became closer

The girls seemed closer. and the guys bonded and seemed to be talking about there girlfriends bikini during the trip. Saying who do they think was the cutest

Shu was screaming on why he doesn't have a girlfriend.

Tenchi tried to cheer him up but he seemed most angry at him for having the harem dream. Tenchi responded with isn't he a siscon and in love with his old home room teacher...

Shu almost charge up his powers to attack him when he said it so loud

Tenchi: I could help you get with that teacher

Shu calmed down treating him like royalty...

Everyone was thinking Shu was sc.u.m

Oh this is something I found out later but Shu made Marika angry...I'm not sure what happened

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Sawako and Shota were doing a scene together rolling off a hill

Shu: What I'm not feeling the love between you two. remember you two haven't seen each other for years and not sure of your feelings for each other

Marika walks up to Shu and demands she practice her scene

Marika: you always stop at this part. I can't do my scene

Shu: well your part is very important.

as she sighs he mutters under his breath

Shu: Geeze your just upset Raku hasn't been spending time with you...

Marika: What are you talking about? Do you know who you're talking to

Marika had her wand out and slowly intimidating walking towards shu

Marika: Be careful are I will fly you afterwards

Shu: AHH don't HIT ME!

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Tenchi hasn't been just fooling around. He has been studying and working on some of his strange experiments...

Honda: what are you doing

Tenchi: I'm making a pill that will adsorb psychic powers...

Claude: Huh why would you do that...don't you want to face them like a man

Tenchi: (Why is he here...) Why would I care about that! This is the organization

Kirika: Meaning

Tenchi: I am the type who if the organization is saying a sword fight I'll bring a tank

Everyone just looked at Tenchi working like he is the shameless person in the world

Tenchi:(geeze what if I die f.u.c.k that. I'm getting protection. I also got to make sure the nakano sisters come with me use them...OH SHIT)

Tenchi stops working

White fang: Whats wrong

She who was in the training area notice tenchi leave his lab

Tenchi: Oh I forgot I never taught them the technique...

White Fang: Technique

Tenchi: Everyone in Devil May Cry learned this technique....in fact you can say its my signature attack

White Fang: teach me

Tenchi: Sorry kid your not a member of DMC

Tenchi leaves with that

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After that Tenchi went to see the nakano sisters. Tenchi had taught the girls the Spirit gun and took them to his yokai and they practiced for a bit and returned... Tenchi noticed the girl seemed...to be horny

So he made sure to please them all

The first one was Ichika. She is the funiest to have s.e.x with. She would cosplay and they will do different acts from movies and anime. Today she was playing a slave who has been sent to serve her evil king

the second was Nino. She acts tough but in bed she is kind of a masocist. Tenchi got her a collar and...lets just say she was on all fours...

the third was Miku. She is the one who will do whatever I say in bed. So I make sure to fully tell her my commands like a general. Oh I once had to cosplay as a general...lets not talk about that...

the fourth is Yotsuba. She loves s.e.x the most out of the other sisters and we try many different positions and always the most wild.

The final is Itsuki. She likes to be in control but also likes to be led. she is the most confusing in bed but I work hard and found balance by letting her get on top. She likes the cowboy position...

Oh and incase your wondering how I got their father to join DMC it was simple. I am going to revive the girls mother Rena! you may be asking how I am going to do that...well I will have Botan talk with King Yemma and have him see if she was reincarnated yet. (Botan works for King Yemma the god? of reincarnation) If she hasn't been I can have her get revived as long as we have her body...or we can just have her regain her memories of her past life...I have some other options too but lets not talk about them...

Oh and its going to cost me a favor for king Yemma.

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Tenchi received a call from Kosaki

Kosaki: Um...do you have a second...Um you see. Tomorrow Are you free?

Tenchi: (EH KOSAKI ASKING ME OUT...I'm a failure as a man!)

Kosaki: The thing is I'd like you to take part in a job.

Tenchi: (Oh just a part time job)

Kosaki: you see one of our employees has an emergency and can't come in... My mother said it would be better to get someone who is a good cook. Seeing how your the only one I know who could cook ...so I thought

Tenchi: (huh..what about Sawako or yamada...I see...)

Tenchi couldn't refuse her the reason was simple...her family shop is a sweet shop...plus he had to find out who was the person who was the promise girl...it wasn't that Tenchi had forgotten up till now...

Tenchi walks in the sweet shop

Tenchi: Excuse m

women yelling: WHAT Did you SAY! YOU DON'T HAVE A SINGLE PRODUCT IN STOCK? WELL THATS NOT MY PROBLEM. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. ISN'T THAT YOUR JOB?DO YOU HEAR ME. MAKE SURE YOUR DONE BY THIS EVENING. I'll HEAD OVER THERE AND PICK IT UP MYSELF LATER GOT IT!

She slams down the store phone

Women: HONESTLY...

She puts her hand on her head and mumbles: We should be okay with baked goods...but what about raw sweets

Tenchi noticed she looks like Haru but more mature...it was Onadera's mother Nanako

She looks at Tenchi and says

Onadera's mother: What do you want! whats a student doing in my shop. Go suck on a lolipop

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