Dio looks through the book he had gotten from the being who knows virtually everything to have ever happened in the Multiverse.
Dio opens the book and
"hello I'm Joker, haha are you happy to meet me? I bet you are right. haha someone as great as me. You must be happy to meet me. So you want to know my secrets what a pervert
Dio closed the book and sighs
He opens the middle of the book and its blank...
He turns the pages but all blank...
Then goes to the beginning
"oi bastard, if you want to know how I got these scars you have to read from the begining. next time you try to ignore my words I'll castrate you f.u.c.ker...what do you want me to talk in your perverted head bastard f.u.c.k you. Your lucky me and you were friends otherwise I'll kill you right now...
Dio: What?
Joker: geez you really have gotten stupid...and damn your weak f.u.c.k your not even the same race you were before..
Dio: Your nonsensical words are a bother.
Joker: You used to be so fun...I wonder if your going to be an Eternal again? or or you going to be a True god...or are you going to take the same path as Tenchi Ryouta Nura my other self...
Dio:...
Joker: Well, first of all, do you know what about the dimensions. The 5th dimension
Dio: there is no such thing as a 5th dimension
Joker: there is but...let see...you haven't even entered the 4th dimension yet... well you and he will
Dio: Why do you say it like its obvious. like its nothing
Joker: well... its not like its nothing but, when you both enter it you will be able to come and go from it to this plane but seeing how your weak right now lets not worry about it.
Dio:...
Joker: ok well first lets talk about the Source wall.
Dio: Source wall?
Joker: Lying at the edge of the known multiverse is the Source Wall, which protects the Source, The source is where all the knowledge of the multiverse is. It is also where the Life equation is.
Dio: ALL KNOWLEDGE IN THE MULTIVERSE
Joker: NOOO, I mean its not like I just said that...idiot
Dio felt an urge to burn this thing
Joker: If your able to cross it your able to enter the original multiverse
Dio: Wait original multiverse!
Joker: ...shut up and listen.
Lightning came from the book and took Dio left hand
Joker: Shut up and listen to me*heal *
he then healed his arm
Joker: outside of the multiverse is some being powerful. He is blocked by the Omni-king and some others. He is also your father's other half. If he combines with his other half he will become a being that ...yeah...he is powerful...well he was made to kill me so his powers are similar to mine...
Dio: so he was created to defeat you...arent you the creator of the multiverse
Joker: haha well kind of this one...but there is an equivalent exchange. Every positive there is a negative. Every good there is evil...there are opposites of everything
Dio: opposites of everything...
Joker: well some things I say are lies... you should be able to discern what is truth and what is fake...oh and if you're going to ask why its because it's funny
Dio: You have a strange hobby
Joker: ok the first there was a race of beings called Super Celestials. They existed before everything. The first creator was ****************** she sent by the Source to create a whole new system of life within the greater Omniverse
Dio: wait didn't you say that the source was the was where all knowledge was...is it an entity
Joker: yes...no...its something more or less. the source is in one word khaos...lets just not worry about it...
Dio: ...is it strongest
Joker: oh no sorry its not like that...its not really a being...its more of...nothingness but chaos with knowledge...
Dio was curious about this source but continue to listen
Joker: Seriously don't dwell to much on it...it is not an existence, it has no soul. Well, she created the first multiverse... However, she wanted to obtain everything from the source. destroying everything and everyone in the process but she was stopped by four judges..the guardians...they had a huge war and it ended up wounding her. They sealed her away...but in the process, everything was destroyed. her children escaped but were forbidden from going near...it was darkness...the four guardians then gave their power to the last remaining super celestial...the husband of the first creator...
It discovered some of the creatures their race had created souls still lingered in Khaos and took them with him. Such as Eternals, titans, and a few others...
Dio: wait I feel like your forgetting something important
Joker: sigh...it decided to separate itself from the source...and any connection it had with it...if you ask why...I'm not sure...The guardians died...but they had been the only powers that could restrain her...and no beyond the judges/ guardians there was another being that was the most powerful...it is the most powerful being in existence...it can't be hurt, touch and knows everything...but you won't most likely meet it...you would meet the source form first...
Anyway, it then decided to create new lifeforms...it was unknown why. Might have been due to boredom, loneliness or some other reason...but it created 7 beings. we were considered Laws who created the Laws of which govern the multiverse and beyond
Ancalagon -fiction strongest dragon
chakravartin- asura wrath
The Anti-Spiral - Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Leviathan/Catalyst -first of the seven mass effect
Mother goddess/Swirl of the Root-fate
Allheaven- I shall seal the heaven
And me the greatest amazing, the smartest, most handsome, best looking...let me tell you I couldn't even show my form or tell others my true name because I was so amazing. I was the only one named by father but they just have known me as
The Truth- Fullmetal Alchemist
from there father implanted his divine seed into us and we gave birth to 7 sins...oh my son is Phanes Erotes...he the god of L.u.s.t...
Well the sins decided to create the multiverse...we govern them..well I didn't. Father took great interest in the sins...
Well then children of destiny started appearing...
Dio:...
Joker: oh silly me I forgot you got re...stupid. Father took interest in us and the sins because he couldn't see our future. Children of destiny are beings that destiny can't be read but have the potential to become Universe creators. One who had overcome the barrier and became a Universe Creator was Odin. The first cultivator was a being named David (Magi) he had been favored by Mother goddess and she killed and gave her one of the sins powers to him...but Something happened and he was cursed...turning into a different creature...(kyubey) but lets not worry about that its little sin problems...anyway eventually his deeds reached father and father had chosen him to be a replacement sin...oh but everyone had forgotten about the previous sin...even the guy who loved her the most my son Eros...
well every universe creator and True god was there and I decided to return my sons memory there...and he went wild and the sin of Pride joined in killing tons of Universe creators and true gods...it was so funny I had to join in...oh you weren't there though...haha so many people were dying...well the three was banished and my son had his eyes taken out and lost his ability to travel to universes. Well, I saw this happened before so I set up a way for him to get some of my eyes of truth..
Dio: (what is wrong with this guy...)
Joker: Well being someone used to being in prison I escaped making a fake version of myself there and I decided to play a trick on father...I mean help my son...yup as a good father that what I was doing...
Dio: I have lots to say but...why were you used to prisons...
Joker: haha I have a tendency to be locked up when traveling and playing tricks on people...I mean why do people get so upset when I steal...borrow things