Chapter 249 - Membership test

In the cooking clubroom, the cooking gang are gathered

Tenchi: alright, you girls have already seen my cooking, why not make your best dish. We will be able to see your level

Three girls said Yes! One was Hitomi, Ranka and a Koala

Hitomi/Ranka: huh who are you

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The girl introduced herself as Yukari, She was a short girl with medium-long green hair and an animal nose and two purple ribbons. The most notable feature was her huge melons. Hitomi has big ones but she is even bigger. Tenchi getting harder staring at her chest and didn't hear her talking

Yukari: So thats the reason I want to take the test

Tenchi: eh...I mean but just for that I mean judging by your body and behavior you seem to only eat eucalyptus

Yukari: I mean I do but I want to try eating something else too.

Yukari told them she was looking for food she ate long ago, but since it was so long ago, she can't even remember what food it was.

Yukari took a knife and started chopping some food, but as most of the food was falling on the ground, so she picked it up and put it on the pan, for which she was scolded by Tenchi who then made her wash it

As the food was cooking, she was a bit afraid of the fire and was standing too far from the pan. She then finished her dish, a eucalyptus pasta, which everyone liked when they tasted it.

Hitomi then told Yukari she can join the club

Afterward, Ranka made a meal...which looked like s*** smelled like s**** and tasted like it too bu Yukari decided to eat the food. Tenchi noticed her and tried stopping her, but she still tasted it. She ended up realizing this was the food she was looking for and proceed to eat more of it. She remembered that koalas have bacterias in their bodies that allow them to digest toxic eucalyptus, but since they are not born with the bacteria, they eat the undigested eucalyptus directly from their mother's anus. Even though she was shocked for a moment, she continued to eat Ranka's food happy finding out the food she was looking for...

Afterward, Tenchi showed a video his girlfriend Sakaki did on fermented goods

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Tenchi: you know what...I think I'm being followed

Ranka: now that you mentioned it it did smell like someone has been following you for a past few days

Hitomi: is it a stalker

Yukari: maybe you have an secret crush

Tenchi: *sigh* Sadly I'm not really liked at this academy. I always see girls looking from me from a distance and whisper at me while they look at me

Everyone: (Its probably cause they like you)

Tenchi: at first I thought it was that zebra

Hitomi: Zebra?

Tenchi: Yeah...she seemed upset at me for some reason...she thought she was closer to a horse but I told her that she was closer to a donkey. I even showed her tail in comparassion.

Yukari: I heard about that too...didn't you pull her skirt up to show it

Tenchi: yeah...I mean she had it hidden...I don't get the big deal. Donkeys are amazing!

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The next day they realized that the garden club said that they would stop giving them food. Tenchi was just going to tell them they could use his garden but the girls decided to go there to talk with them before he could talk to them about it

That is when a cat named Nekomai Kurumi showed up. She is your typical cat girl with pink hair and a red ribbon.

Kurumi was observing Tenchi due to his popularity (not that he knew) Yukari Komori recognized her as the girl that won Miss Female three years in a row

The girls asked she wanted to join their club, but Kurumi wasn't interested and said she only wanted to just watch them for a bit. As she started purring, Hitomi and Yukari got sort of hypnotized and agreed she to stay and watch.

They went to the gardening club to ask for vegetables, but the boar club president told them they couldn't share, as of lately they didn't have enough, guessing someone was stealing. As the boars had bad eyesight, he wasn't able to see two other boars who were stealing in that moment.

Kurumi went and started purring asking for vegetables and the president started to soften. The two stealing boars then came giving them food, telling her that they can take as much as they want as the president wasn't noticing. As they slipped, the boar president realized they were stealing the food and started chasing them.

Back at the cooking club, Kurumi was helping them cook and Hitomi and Yukari were congratulating her on how good she was doing.

She then touched his nose with hers, which surprised him, but Kurumi explained that's how cats say hello. Kurumi then told everyone she had an idea where all of them leave the cooking club and start a napping club with her, as cooking was too much hard work. She tried purring again, but to her surprise, no one agreed with her. As she got annoyed, Kurumi then left, saying she didn't want to join their club anyway....or that what she tried to do but Tenchi blocked her from leaving but pushing her against the wall

He told her that what she seeking was a home and the cooking club was the first step towards what she was looking for. He will give her a family and protect her so she will never feel lonely again...

Kurumi: I- I get it just back up a little

while blushing hard she pushes Tenchi back

Kurumi: I will think about joining but..umm who is that and why is she n.a.k.e.d on your head...I been wondering that for a while

On Tenchi head was Kuro who was in shinki before as a necklace attached to Sakura

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Tenchi: So I'd like to introduce you all to Kuro

Kuro: nice to meet you

She licks her paw

The girls are all blushing watching her

Kurumi: why is she n.a.k.e.d you haven't explained it yet

They all nodded

Tenchi: oh...she is a different type of kat...she can change her shape...

Kuro changed her form to a beautiful busty girl with huge tits...she was wearing the school uniform

Hitomi: wait she's not a human?

Kuro: no silly I'm a kat!

AN: Kuro is neko from K project in case you forgotten. Kurumi Nekomai and Yukari Komori are from Murenase! Seton Gakuen