Chapter 337: Not Worthy to Even Carry the Shoes of a Divine Beast!
"Mr. Ling... this black donkey..."
Yue Yunlan was utterly shocked. She couldn't believe that a black donkey—or rather, a talking black donkey—seemed to be as powerful as her father!
"Black donkey?"
The despicable donkey bristled at the words "black donkey," immediately jumping three feet into the air. Staring at Yue Yunlan, it yelled, "You are the donkey! Your whole family are donkeys! You ugly wretch, how dare you call this divine beast a donkey? I am a noble divine donkey!"
Yue Yunlan's mouth twitched. She honestly had never considered wanting to be a donkey.
Besides, wasn't a divine donkey still a donkey?
Qiao Qiao, seeing someone bullying her lady, immediately put her hands on her hips and stormed up, angrily saying, "You are a black donkey! Can't you look in a mirror? Those big front teeth, long ears, and hooves—you're clearly a donkey pretending to walk like a human. Why don't you just fly?"
"Woof, woof, woof! You even uglier wretch, how dare you!"
The black donkey was so angry that it started barking like a dog. If it weren't for Ling Feng, it would have definitely given these two women a faceful of "gold."
"You're clearly a donkey, but you bark like a dog. Are you a donkey or a dog? Hey, what on earth are you?"
Qiao Qiao, with her sharp tongue, was not intimidated by the despicable donkey and continued to argue fiercely.
"Argh!" The black donkey was so angry that its mane stood on end. It glared viciously at Qiao Qiao. "You’re uglier than a sow! If you weren't so hideous, I, the divine beast, would have salted you and eaten you!"
"Alright, alright."
Ling Feng, with a darkened expression, quickly pulled the black donkey away while forcing a smile. "Qiao Qiao, this is a spirit animal I've formed a pact with. You can just call it the despicable donkey."
"Nonsense! Call me Lord Divine Donkey!"
The despicable donkey immediately protested.
"Sure thing, despicable donkey. No problem, despicable donkey," Qiao Qiao deliberately teased, making the despicable donkey hop madly with rage.
Lord Divine Donkey, who had dominated every despicable encounter and was invincible in insults, had finally met its match. Qiao Qiao could even outwit it in a verbal spat.
The Lin Demon Princess, feeling as if she had been pardoned, scrambled away without daring to look back.
She had already concluded that Ling Feng must be a mysterious offspring of the Three-Headed Demonic Jiao clan, disguised as a human to carry out some secret mission in the human realm.
Otherwise, if he were truly human, how could he possibly spare a member of the demon race?
The despicable donkey itself was also a part of the demon race, so naturally, it wouldn't annihilate other demons.
"Despicable donkey, why did you let that Lin Demon Princess go?" Qiao Qiao frowned and asked.
"Hmph, do you think you can question the actions of this divine beast?" The despicable donkey waved a hoof at Qiao Qiao, clearly annoyed. "You ugly wretch, stop talking to this divine beast!"
"Ling Feng, look at your spirit pet! It's so ill-mannered!" Qiao Qiao complained angrily to Ling Feng.
Ling Feng shrugged. "I can't control this despicable donkey either. Besides, letting the Lin Demon Princess go doesn't really harm us. We didn't lose anything, right?"
"Hmph, only you would think that way. Humans and demons are sworn enemies," Qiao Qiao muttered.
"Oh? So, does that mean that this divine beast should kill you?" The black donkey's eyes flashed coldly as it glared at Qiao Qiao.
The half-step demon emperor's aura instantly made Qiao Qiao tremble, nearly causing her to collapse.
Perhaps, even the despicable donkey itself didn't realize it had a deep-seated bias towards the demon race.
It was the first time Ling Feng had seen the black donkey so fierce. He patted its shoulder and said calmly, "Alright, black donkey, Qiao Qiao didn't mean it that way."
"Ha!" The black donkey's expression changed instantly as it burst into laughter. "Kid, you were fooled by this divine beast! With my lofty realm, how could I get angry at an ugly human girl who's even worse than a sow? Qua qua qua qua..."
The black donkey laughed so hard that it sounded like a duck quacking.
Ling Feng was speechless. The despicable nature of this donkey always caught people off guard.
"Alright, thanks for your help. You can go now. I'll call you if I need anything." Ling Feng said coolly.
To be honest, he didn't think having this despicable donkey around all the time was a good thing. If the donkey discovered Yan Cangtian's medicinal herb garden, given its greedy nature, it would surely devour all the spirit herbs.
Ling Feng had no doubt about that.