Chapter 340: The Despicable Donkey's Embarrassment!
"Oh!"
Qiao Qiao suddenly realized, "You despicable donkey, you couldn't go in yourself, so you brought us along, didn't you?"
"Hmph!" The despicable donkey snorted, its large nostrils flaring. With an unchanged expression, it said, "What are you talking about!? You are clearly judging this divine beast with the heart of a petty person!"
"As if you're a gentleman!"
Ling Feng and the others were speechless. How could there be such a shameless donkey in the world?
"It seems this door can't be opened with brute force," Yue Yunlan said as she stood before the hall doors. After pondering for a moment, she channeled a stream of water-based true qi into the doors.
Although Ling Feng didn't understand, he still stood aside, cautiously alert for any unexpected changes.
At that moment, a flash of golden light appeared before the doors, revealing a faceless golden illusion.
Ling Feng was startled. He immediately grabbed Yue Yunlan and jumped back over ten steps, his eyes fixed on the golden illusion. Simultaneously, he gripped the Eradicator of Realms in his hand, ready for anything.
When someone accidentally triggered the mechanism outside the Sword Tower of Wind and Thunder, they were instantly killed, so Ling Feng couldn't afford to be careless.
The black donkey and Qiao Qiao also reacted quickly. The black donkey, in particular, had a glint of excitement in its eyes. When it had tried to come here alone, it had nearly torn even the sky apart, but it still couldn't get any reaction from the doors.
It seemed that bringing Ling Feng and Yue Yunlan along was indeed a wise decision!
"This divine beast is truly brilliant!"
The black donkey shamelessly praised itself inwardly.
Ling Feng stared at the golden illusion standing before the hall doors and asked in a deep voice, "What are you?"
"No need to be tense," the golden illusion waved its hand, its voice somewhat mechanical. "I am the spirit of this Five Elements Heavenly Palace."
"Five Elements Heavenly Palace?" Ling Feng blinked and asked, "Are you the spirit of this palace's sacred artifact?"
"Pah! Who are you trying to scare? Do you think this divine beast scares easily?"
The despicable donkey turned around, patted his rear a few times and said, "This divine beast is going in!"
With that, he twisted his rear and walked towards the gate.
Buzz!
Just as the black donkey was about to enter the hall, a multicolored beam of light suddenly appeared. It sliced down like a laser.
The despicable donkey's eyes widened as it realized something was wrong. It turned around quickly but not quickly enough. With a yelp, a chunk of its rear was sliced off.
The black donkey's strong physique was evident as the bleeding stopped almost immediately, but the pain had it rolling on the ground.
"Ouch! Damn your mom! It really is a light of annihilation!"
The despicable donkey, severely wounded, lay on the ground wailing while the smell of burnt flesh wafted from its rear.
"Ahahaha..."
Ling Feng and Qiao Qiao laughed uncontrollably, and even Yue Yunlan couldn't help but giggle.
This despicable donkey had finally learned its lesson!
Ling Feng walked over to the despicable donkey and smiled faintly, "Need my help to stop the pain and heal you?"
"Shut up! Does it look like this divine beast needs your help? Ow... ow!"
The despicable donkey cursed while crying out in pain. It seemed the light of annihilation was truly terrifying!
After all, this despicable donkey was a half-step emperor-level expert!
Ling Feng shook his head, took out a set of golden needles, and jabbed them into a few acupuncture points on the donkey. Then he bandaged it up and said, "Looks like you won't have a chance to compete for the Five Elements Heavenly Palace. Just rest here."
"Hmph!" The despicable donkey arrogantly lifted its head, snorting out a puff of white mist. "Brat, don't think I'll be grateful just because you treated me. You did it of your own will; this divine beast owes you nothing."