Chapter 562: Divine Donkey Roll!

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Chapter 562: Divine Donkey Roll!

"Ahem..."

The despicable donkey wiped the drool from the corner of its mouth and pretended not to care while grinning broadly. "What Demonic God Bone? Kid, you're seriously hearing things! Hearing things is a symptom of kidney deficiency. At your age, you've already exhausted yourself. Tsk, tsk, tsk, young people these days! You need to take it easy!"

"..."

Ling Feng's forehead darkened as he stared at the donkey in disbelief. "I say, despicable donkey, stop pretending. Look at the puddle of drool on the ground before you talk."

The despicable donkey glanced down and saw that it had drenched the ground in drool. Its donkey face turned red, and its long ears flopped around in embarrassment. "Listen, kid, that Demonic God Bone is useless to you, but it barely meets the high standards of this divine beast. If you hand over that bone, I'll teach you a set of supreme martial arts. How about it?"

"Supreme martial arts?" Ling Feng's eyes twitched. He glanced at the despicable donkey and asked, "Why don't you start by telling me what exactly this Demonic God Bone is?"

"See, I knew you were ignorant!" The despicable donkey snorted while looking smug. "The so-called Demonic God Bone is a bone refined from the primal essence of a demonic beast at the level of a demon ruler. Each additional bone signifies another step closer to the Demon Saint Realm from the demon ruler level.

"If this divine beast fully refines this Demonic God Bone, I could at least restore myself to the mid-tier strength of a Demon Emperor. Hehe, this is a gift from the heavens to me. You can't take it!"

As it spoke, the despicable donkey's eyes fixated on the Demonic God Bone in Ling Feng's hand, and it couldn't stop swallowing its saliva.

"Fine, fine!" Ling Feng felt speechless and casually tossed the Demonic God Bone over. There was no way the bone was as useless to him as the donkey claimed, but it was obvious that the bone had a more significant effect on the donkey.

"Hehe, you're a smart one!" The despicable donkey caught the Demonic God Bone in its mouth and even barked a few times like a dog.

Seriously, is this a donkey or a dog?

"Now that you have the Demonic God Bone, it's time to teach me that supreme martial art you mentioned," Ling Feng said, his gaze fixed on the donkey.

"Your Grandpa Divine Donkey always keeps his word!"

The despicable donkey carefully put away the Demonic God Bone and said casually, "Kid, watch closely. Don't get scared now!"

With that, the donkey flopped onto the ground and then kicked its hind legs into the air as it shouted, "Divine Donkey Roll!"

"..."

Ling Feng's forehead darkened again, feeling a deep sense of being tricked.

"You could say that." Ling Feng nodded. However, instead of the bloodline inheritance of the Three-Headed Demonic Jiao Clan, he had obtained the sword will inheritance of the Reincarnation Sword Emperor, along with twelve great emperor corpses!

"You're really lucky."

Hai Lingxiang sighed softly. "I've been praying here devoutly for two days, but I couldn't move the heart of this Demonic Fox Clan ancestor."

"Is that so? Princess Lingxiang, I can try to help you."

Ling Feng smiled faintly and called out, "Despicable donkey, come in and help out!"

The despicable donkey, who had been grumbling all the way behind Ling Feng, puffed up its chest when it heard Ling Feng call and arrogantly said, "Kid, who do you think you are to order this divine beast around?"

Despite its words, the donkey swaggered into the chamber. When it saw Hai Lingxiang, its eyes flickered, and it muttered, "Oh, it's you, little dried fish!"

Hearing this nickname from the despicable donkey, Hai Lingxiang didn't dare to show any displeasure as she could clearly feel the powerful bloodline suppression coming from it.

Last time, the despicable donkey was only a half-step demon emperor, but now, it had become a true demon emperor!

Hai Lingxiang wasn't too surprised by the donkey's presence, as she had witnessed Ling Feng's ability to summon the despicable donkey when they were at Tianwei Mountain.

"Lord Divine Donkey!" Hai Lingxiang nearly collapsed in fear, but Ling Feng quickly caught her.

Ling Feng glanced back at the despicable donkey and said, "I say, despicable donkey, don't overdo it! Tone down your aura a bit!"

"Hehe, you never seem to lack women wherever you go!" The despicable donkey lifted its nose arrogantly. "So, what do you need this divine beast to help with?"

Ling Feng gave it a sideways glance and said calmly, "I need you to help Hai Lingxiang obtain the inheritance of the demon ruler buried in this chamber."

Hearing Ling Feng's request, Hai Lingxiang's heart leaped into her throat. Could something like this even be helped with?

Even a demon emperor couldn't possibly assist with this.

But to her surprise, the despicable donkey simply swished its tail and said nonchalantly, "Is that all?"

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