Chapter 250： Go to heaven

On the first row of the theater, Paris-Hilton came in with the sisters and found Ronan here.

"This is Ronan, a well-known Hollywood producer and owner of the Relativity Entertainment Group." Paris-Hilton first introduced Ronan to the two girls next to her, and then pulled out some similarities to her. The girl introduced: "Ronan, this is Nikki, my sister, you have met at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel."

Ronan shook hands with Nikki Hilton, smiled and said, "Hello, welcome to the premiere."

Nikki-Hilton looked quieter than Paris-Hilton, and said, "Sister’s first movie, I must come to support it."

Ronan said politely: "Miss Nikki can come, it is the honor of Embassy Pictures and Relativity Entertainment."

Afterwards, the Hilton sisters were neither good nor simple. I vaguely remember that Nikki Hilton later married a Rothschild.

only listen to this surname, and know that the identity of the other party is different.

Among many literary works of Ronan’s previous life, Rothschild is the Lord of the World.

Regardless of whether it is true or not, it looks scary anyway.

Paris-Hilton pulled over a dark-skinned girl: "Ronan, this is Nicole Richie, my good friend."

Ronan shook hands with her, smiled and said, "It's nice to meet you, Miss Rich."

This girl is short and fat, still a completely unfamiliar face, Ronan is a little hard to understand, Paris-Hilton, "It. Girl", actually has this type of friend.

Could it be green leaves?

It is said that girls who think they are beautiful will find ordinary girls as companions.

Nicole Richie is also very generous. He may also come from a rich family. If he can mix with Paris Hilton, he cannot be an ordinary person.

Unless they are as famous as Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears.

Ronan also introduced Tony Koch to three girls. The identity of the owner of a German film company also made Tony Koch feel very face.

After sitting down, Ronan learned from Paris Hilton that Nicole Richie is indeed no ordinary person, and her father is Lionel Richie.

In other words, Nicole Richie is a mixed black.

Ronan glanced over there curiously, and found that Uvi-Bauer was talking to Nicole Richie. The two seemed to be talking speculatively.

Is it possible to fudge Nicole Richie in his next movie?

If Wubao can get investment from her father, it is not impossible to consider.

The big screen lights up and the theater gradually quiets down. The premiere of "The House of Death" begins, and everyone's eyes fall on the big screen.

Most of the people in the crew of 　　 have never seen this film.

But seeing the confident look of Ronan and Uvi Bauer, they all thought it would be an extraordinary masterpiece.

This movie is really extraordinary.

Pedro finally waited for the anticipated movie, but he didn't immediately see his white rich and beautiful goddess.

What is the title? A bunch of mosaic-like things dangling, like a blurred game screen, made Pedro a little dizzy. Fortunately, the DJ’s constipation in the background music sometimes stopped RAP to wake him...

Then various intricately related characters appeared, and Pedro also saw his goddess Bai Fumi.

That shape, that figure, that appearance, that temperament, there is no one!

Except for these? Except for the goddess Bai Fumi? What is a movie? Pedro was overwhelmed. For the first ten minutes, a group of stupid youths were dangling there, talking boring lines, and squeezing towards the island of death.

I know that it is the island of death, but I just want to go. Isn’t it flooded?

Except for the goddess Bai Fumi, the shots of this film are really mediocre. Does the picture use inferior film? Why is it not clear at all?

Fortunately, there are beautiful women to see, but it is not boring.

After a quarter of it, the film suddenly changed its style, from a middle-two boy movie to a brainless zombie movie.

In the fourth row, film critics including Eric stared and dumbfounded.

This...this movie...is too low limit, right? This is a film that has been shown on a large scale in the United States. You made such a bad film, so you are embarrassed to show it? Director, don't you want to point your face?

The sequel of "Blair the Witch" **** to the White House in Washington, is better than yours!

Eric quietly breathed a sigh of relief. He signed the agreement and got such a large sum of money. In addition to his joy, he was somewhat psychologically burdened. After all, this kind of transaction is not a glorious thing, as a famous film critic. People, he also wants face.

Although it is stipulated in the confidentiality agreement that neither party can disclose this matter to the outside world, as a sassy film critic, Eric dreamed back at midnight and felt guilty.

Who would have thought that this director was more shameless than him, and actually shot the film so badly!

If it’s just a bad plot or bad editing, that’s okay, but every scene is so bad, what does it mean? Is this level of director amateur level?

Eric’s guilt and psychological burden disappeared. As a film critic with good professionalism and morality, this kind of bad film requires not only criticism, but also very sharp criticism!

Especially directors and actors with negative acting skills, we must scold them!

Isn't this the duty of the film critic?

Eric swears, turning around and scolding this film is really because the film is too bad and has nothing to do with the money.

The film really **** to a certain level.

Basically, after a quarter of the movie has been pulled, there will be a 10-minute shootout every five minutes.

seems to be to please game fans, the director’s adaptation and shooting methods are also very (not) creative (section) intention (fuck): forcefully insert the game screen.

I don’t know how much money I saved for shooting shots and special effects!

Really will save money!

The director’s lens design and shooting techniques can go to heaven.

There are nearly ten gun-bearing characters, and each one, Eric swears, that every one, including the silly white sweet that was hyped before, has a 360-degree lens rotation close-up.

Every main character will be set in place and a close-up of 360 degrees will be given. The screen will slowly turn red, inspiration? It should be from the time when the protagonist in the game died, the director, why don't you just type GAME.OVER directly on the screen?

If the shooting is good and the acting is good, it is indeed a selling point, actually?

Is it the stage lighting? Even his amateur level knows that lighting and stage lighting are the same thing?

Maybe there is no money.

The whole movie, just those few scenes, a few people come and go around to play!

Basically, it is difficult for monsters to see the outline, and most of them are hidden in the dark.

The only selling point is violence and blood.

I don’t know how many tons of tomato sauce was spilled during the filming.

But no matter how you look at it, it's all scum.

There are performances by actors. Other actors are okay. At least fifty points can be guaranteed. What's the matter with Paris Hilton? Can you act? Apart from revealing more, can the performance be more perfunctory?

Wenxi is not good, it’s okay to have a little heart in playing.

But who designed the silly action scene? Can you take a good shot?

Stupid Baitian went to kick the zombie, and the kicking feet were not as high as the zombie’s knees. After the zombie was kicked down, it turned out that the position of the second child burst...

This Nima is so speechless.

Eric took a deep breath and told himself, I will bear it! endure! endure!

Then, there was a gunfight scene, and Eric was all ill, feeling that the film was really broken by the director.

The "Bullet Time" of "The Matrix" appeared in the screen...

It’s not a big deal. It’s a good habit in Hollywood to follow the trend in a lively way. The Hollywood industry also has a good name: pay tribute to the classics.

But are you paying tribute? Is this an insult to the classics?

The speed and shape of this bullet really looked like a flying locust, and it was still swaying. People and zombies were standing in the air for more than twenty seconds, right?

Also, what the **** is that you haven't completely erased the steel wire hanging behind the actors and zombies?

This chaos is definitely the most evil and chaotic battle ever seen by Eric.

In the scene behind 　　, he feels that the director is like using a big steel pipe to poke his chrysanthemum constantly, let him sit instead of standing or...

Finally, Eric leaned back in his chair, only to see the deep malice on the big screen. What kind of stuff did this director shoot to take people off?

Based on the director's unrestrained tactics, may I ask which director can rival him? Ghost! Absolute genius!

Go to **** fool!

When the movie subtitles appeared Eric was sitting in a chair blankly. At this moment, the name of this extraordinary horror masterpiece is always in my ears. This is the first time I have been watching movies for many years. Nightmare, thinking that he has watched so many horror films, he has to admit that no work has ever given him such a deep shock.

After watching this movie, Eric completely changed his understanding of horror films. The deadly plot and dog-blooded scenes left a huge shadow in his heart, which he couldn't wipe for a long time.

The movie is over. Eric looked around. The reporters from the media and his colleagues are all a little dumbfounded. It seems that this movie has refreshed the new boundaries of bad movies.

No one speaks, no one wants to speak.

Because of such a film, there is really nothing to say.

The auditorium behind was also quiet. Pedro saw that Bai Fumi was stabbed by the big boss, alive and dead, and he didn't know what to say.

Although Bai Fumei is attractive, he only feels fooled after watching the film.

Why is my own goddess starring in such a bad movie!

The theater fell into a weird silence, and there was no polite applause for a while, and everyone seemed to be frightened.

I don’t know who thought of the applause, the sparse applause finally rang in the theater.

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