Midnight.
Zhang Yaoqiang was lying on the Kang, sleeping soundly.
Suddenly a wind came into the room, PA! A loud slap in the ear, lights up in front of me.
Zhang Yaoqiang suddenly sat up and rubbed his eyes to watch. He found a graceful young beauty standing in front of him, holding a strange memorial tablet of the dead, which had crooked words written on it. He didn't know any of them.
But when he saw the beauty, he couldn't help laughing and said, "sister, are you the fairy who delivered me twenty years ago?"
Young beauty looks very pale, looking at him coldly said: "less nonsense, down kowtow apprentice."
Looking at her strange clothes, Zhang Yaoqiang was sure that she was the one he was waiting for. He jumped down from the Kang and knelt down on the ground! Three bangs.
"All right, Licheng." Young beauty still coldly said: "from now on, I will be your elder martial sister. You should follow me to learn kung fu and skills. You can't say no, you must obey me, or you will be beaten." With that, he took down a one meter long whip from behind.
"Elder martial sister, don't worry. I will listen to you." Zhang Yaoqiang stood up and looked at her, his eyes shining with a smile and said, "you see, it's late now. Why don't we go to bed early?"
"No, you've already slept. You'll start to practice immediately and take horse steps." The young lady said coldly, wrapped the dead man's memorial tablet with yellow cloth and put it on one side of the cabinet.
Looking at her beautiful figure, Zhang Yaoqiang said with a smile, "it's OK to practice martial arts! My elder sister said that you can do as you like, but I want to ask the eldest martial sister, "what's your name?"
"My name is Yan Ruxue. I'll take a horse step and squat with my legs apart." The young lady said a word and waved her little whip.
Zhang Yaoqiang quickly separated his legs and said in his heart: "Yan Ruxue, her face is very white. If she had a little more blood color, she would be more beautiful. She would not be anemic, would she! Grandma, I'm a great God with lofty spirit. He even locked me up here. I'd like to see what medicine you sell in gourd. If you hurt my wife, I won't be able to make a clear account with you in the future. Hum... "
"Legs apart, then apart, squat down." Yan Ruxue said, then she stepped forward and kicked my legs away.
Zhang Yaoqiang stood unsteadily. He flopped down on the ground and fell down in a series of ouch and pain.
"Useless things, waste things, life is not as good as life, do you know how much effort I have paid for you, hurry up." Yan Ruxue roared angrily, then he whipped him twice with a small whip.
Zhang Yaoqiang quickly got up and continued to squat. He said in his heart, "what a bad temper is this girl! Do not sleep in the middle of the night, squat what horse step ah! What a nuisance. I've been waiting for 20 years, but I've been waiting for a psycho... "
In order to avoid being beaten, Zhang Yaoqiang made a decent squat, looked at her pale cheek, and said with a smile, "sister, who is our master! Is he good? "
Yan Ruxue stood motionless in front of him and said coldly, "practice without distractions. Don't talk."
Zhang Yaoqiang looked at her and said in his heart, "I don't know why. Why should I practice some ghost horse steps?" Squatting for a while, he quickly leg acid squatting, busy and said: "sister, I can't, squatting." Just about to stand up straight.
make love! Yan Ruxue's little whip hit him impolitely, knocked him down on the ground, and angrily scolded: "useless thing, if you don't practice well, you are nothing. You squat well for me."
Zhang Yaoqiang was so angry that he grabbed her little whip and roared, "Why are you beating me! Are you a pervert! Suddenly come out in the middle of the night, do not let me sleep, why do I listen to you, I will not squat, I will not squat
Yan Ruxue couldn't pull the whip and slapped him on the head.
Zhang Yaoqiang felt cold and fainted immediately.
When Zhang Yaoqiang woke up, it was the next morning. He found himself lying on the Kang. He suddenly thought of Yan Ruxue in his mind. He sat up and cried out: "elder martial sister, elder martial sister..." he searched all over the courtyard, but he didn't see Yan Ruxue.
Standing in the coffin shop, Zhang Yaoqiang carefully recalled whether what he saw last night was true or a dream. As a result, he was not sure.
He was in a daze. As soon as he turned around and saw his chimney smoking from the back door, he couldn't help but stay for a moment. He carefully looked at the chimney on the roof and determined that it was smoking. Suddenly he remembered Yan Ruxue, the eldest martial sister who came last night. He called happily, "eldest martial sister, are you back?" Trot into the door.
In the kitchen, a girl dressed in fashionable maid's clothes came out, met him and said with a smile, "brother Qiang, you're back. Wash your hands and eat. People have been waiting for you for a long time."
Zhang Yaoqiang looked at her with wide eyes. After a few seconds, he said with a smile, "sister, where are you from? How can you cook for me in my house? "
The little maid was stunned and said with a smile, "I don't know! I only remember that brother Qiang is my master. I want to take care of your daily life. I don't remember anything else. "
Hearing this, Zhang Yaoqiang could not help but look confused and said with a smile: "no! You don't even know where you come from. How can you remember that I am your master! Don't tease me. I think you are a little liar! I'll tell you! I'm so poor. The most valuable ones are the coffins. You have nothing to cheat. Hurry up and leave! "
Little maid still lovely smile: "I'm not a liar, brother Qiang misunderstood me, I'm really your servant."
Zhang Yaoqiang always thinks that she is a liar. Suddenly, he has a bad idea. He looks at her chest and says, "I'm your master, right?"
The little maid nodded.
Zhang Yaoqiang said with a bad smile: "then I can do anything to you?"
The little maid still laughed so lovingly and nodded her head twice.
Zhang Yaoqiang immediately said, "well, close your eyes."
The little maid closed her eyes with a smile.
Zhang Yaoqiang stepped forward, tentatively reached out and touched her chest. Looking at her face, he didn't respond at all. Looking at her red mouth, he really wanted to hold her and kiss her.
But he stopped his impulse in time. He stepped back and said, "I'm growing well. I'm very strong. I don't know what we can do when we go to bed at night." Then he fixed his eyes on her big eyes.
The little maid said with a lovely smile, "you can do anything! But there's one condition, brother Qiang, after dinner, he has to do a good jo