"Damn it! Cannibal ants, such a big one, ha ha... "Zhang Yaoqiang was surprised and said that he was so busy that he floated his body several meters high. He took his mobile phone to record video and laughed.
The countless man eating ants, constantly surging to him, impressively piled up into a mountain under his feet, constantly rising, launched a fierce attack on him.
Zhang Yaoqiang knew in his heart that if he fell down at this time, he would be gnawed away by them in a second. He kept his body rising, kept a distance of more than one meter from the ant colony, and lured them to pile up. He didn't know how many man eating ants were coming in all directions, just like the tide.
When Zhang Yaoqiang saw such a spectacle for the first time, he was really excited. He kept on shooting videos until the man eating ants piled up as high as five or six stories, and the ant colonies in all directions were still surging.
Zhang Yaoqiang can't help but worry. It's terrible to have so many man eating ants. What can he do to eliminate them!
He was thinking hard when he saw a tall, Golden Queen climbing towards him.
"Damn, it's you who's doing it!" Zhang Yaoqiang said to himself, "as long as you are solved, these man eating ants will not attack humans?"
He wanted to come here and immediately flew close to the queen.
The ant colony under his feet, like a building, fell down with him like a tide, and there were thousands of waves. The scene was extremely spectacular and terrible.
Zhang Yaoqiang flew down on the Queen's back and was about to blow her head.
The queen ant suddenly stopped, issued a clear female voice and said, "brother, what are you doing? They welcome you with thousands of troops. Do you still want to hit me? "
Zhang Yaoqiang couldn't help but be surprised. He stopped to look at her big head and said, "you can still talk to others. Why do you welcome me? Don't you want to eat me? "
The queen said, "who doesn't want to eat your Tang Monk's meat! But we also have self-knowledge. We won't do that kind of stupid thing. Now I just want to make a deal with my brother. "
Zhang Yaoqiang looked at it and said with a smile, "your voice is still very nice. Go ahead! What deal? "
The queen ant said, "as long as my brother gives me a drop of your blood, I will take my descendants to leave the Loulan ancient city. Since then, there will be no curse here. Will my brother like it?"
Zhang Yaoqiang said with a smile: "no problem! It's always worthwhile for me to pay a drop of blood for the sake of the world, but don't cheat me, otherwise the consequences will be very miserable. "
The queen ant said with a smile: "brother, I'm really joking. How dare I cheat you! As long as you give me a drop of blood, I will leave here with my children and grandchildren
Zhang Yaoqiang let out his breath and said with a smile, "OK! I'll give it to you. Open your mouth and go on! " At the end of the speech, he immediately cut his finger with his fingernail, and a drop of fresh blood dropped on the Queen's head.
The queen quickly turned her head up, opened her mouth, caught the precious drop of blood, and then with a long cry, saw the countless man eating ants crawling toward the West.
Looking at Zhang Yaoqiang on her back, the queen ant said, "goodbye, brother."
Zhang Yaoqiang jumped down her back and said with a smile, "when you become a beauty, go to me. My brother helps you to cultivate immortals. Ha ha ha..."
"I'll go to you, cluck..." said the queen ant, and she rushed to catch up with her children and grandchildren.
Looking at the back of the ant colony, Zhang Yaoqiang said with a smile: "what a millennium curse, if you see brother egg, it will disappear. Ha ha ha..."
At the end of the speech, he turned back to the palace, looked at the white bone of Loulan king, and said: "let's go! Father in law, I have to bury you, otherwise LAN Yue will come back to you. Stand up and walk by yourself, count your bones, and don't fall down. " That said, hand out the magic power of bones.
I saw the pile of bones slowly stand up and walk like a person.
Zhang Yaoqiang looked at him and said with a smile, "it's too scary for you to be naked like this. Let me get you a dress to put on! The best shroud in the world, you can't wear at that time. "
With that, he took a set of top-quality birthday clothes from the nearest small town, put them on for Loulan king himself, made a black scarf to wrap his skull, and then took him to appear in front of keshulanyue.
Ke Shu Lan Yue, Dugu Sha Sha and Gao Lan Lan are sharing the tornado video with his wife and wife. When they see him coming back with a dead man in a shroud, they can't help but scream.
Zhang Yaoqiang said with a smile: "a group of cowards, what's terrible about the dead? LAN Yue, I'll bring my father-in-law back. Let's find a good place to bury him!"
Ke Shu Lan Yue was really moved in her heart. She got up and said, "brother, thank you."
Zhang Yaoqiang said with a smile, "Why are you so polite! I'm your son-in-law! Hurry to put on the cotton padded clothes, and we'll go. "
Ke Shu Lan Yue answered the voice and ran into the room, put on cotton padded clothes, went out to his side, two people with Loulan King's bones, instantly transferred to a coffin shop in the county.
Zhang Yaoqiang went in and yelled, "boss, give me the best coffin."
The shopkeeper hurriedly came up and saw Ke Shu lanyue's face covered in birthday clothes. He was so scared that he said, "brother, you can't bring the dead here!"
Zhang Yaoqiang said with a smile: "not bad! This is my father-in-law. Look at your bear. What's the fear of the dead? Take out the best coffin in your family
The owner nodded, pointed to a yellow painted coffin in the corner and said, "this is my treasure of the town shop! It's made of Huanghua old pear wood. The price is 8888 yuan. What do you think? "
Zhang Yaoqiang went in and took a picture of the coffin and said, "listen to the sound, let it be! Come on, I'll transfer the money for you. The account number says to me. " Then he took out his cell phone.
The shopkeeper told him his card number.
Zhang Yaoqiang successfully transferred money and said, "open the lid of the coffin and let him climb in."
The shopkeeper couldn't help but stare and say, "do you want him to climb and get in?"
Zhang Yaoqiang said with a smile: "what's the fuss? Hurry to work. If you're afraid, stay away."
The shopkeeper answered quickly, opened the lid of the coffin and hid in the courtyard.
Zhang Yaoqiang turned back to the king's bones, looked at Ke Shulan Yue and said, "father in law, go in yourself! Be careful! It's awkward. "
Loulan king himself immediately walked straight to the coffin, bent down and climbed into the coffin to lie down.
Ke Shu Lan Yue looked at Zhang Yaoqiang and said with a smile, "brother, how did you do it?"
Zhang Yaoqiang said with a smile: "it's very simple. It's just a little magic. Well, the boss came out and nailed the lid of the coffin."