Chapter 418: The Curious Cooking Rituals of the Fire Flume Kobolds.

Chapter 418: The Curious Cooking Rituals of the Fire Flume Kobolds.

Two men and a wagon traveled through the busy streets of Wolfsburg, talking as they went. Cauldrius had just finished telling Ozzy about his life in the Mage Guild and the highlights of his latest camping trip, including the native cooking traditions.

"Damn, they cook using fresh lava from a volcano? I know kobolds are fire-happy, but that's hardcore. What sort of food? Grilled meats, I assume?"

"Lava-grilled steak is always a popular dish, especially if marinaded correctly, but that's a beginner recipe. The more experienced chefs in the tribe use large ceramic woks to concentrate the heat of the molten rock and produce spicy batches of stir-fried vegetables and sea creatures. My favorite is a dish of urchins, shellfish, and sea snails mixed with spicyredweed harvested from volcanic vents, and whatever vegetables are in season. The heat liquified the snails to a tangy sauce and pops open the shells of the clams and mussels. Very tasty and filled with a variety of differently aspected mana."

Ozzy's belly rumbled. "You're making me hungry just thinking about that. I may have to talk to my friend Myrna about visiting the place. Sounds like she might even have relatives out that way. I'm grabbing a snack. Got a fresh jar of Vodspaller Tongueburners. Care for some?" Ozzy pulled out a jar of the bright red pickled snails and offered them to his passenger. Anyone within ten yards of the wagon felt their eyes start to burn and hurried past.

"Oh, I've had something like this before, but it's been years. Exquisite taste." He took two and popped the first in his mouth, chewing with gusto. "They've improved the recipe. These are much hotter than before with several subtle flavors added." The second went into his mouth and Ozzy passed him the jar again. Ozzy hadn't been keen on the large, pickled snails at first but it hadn't taken long to win him over to the taste of the Tongueburners. He was still undecided on the Greenbloat variety.

"These are locally produced in Sedgewick now. The Vodspaller Clan has snail farms in the fens to the southwest of town and a local Peppermage is growing the hot stuff to season them. Business is booming for the Vodspallers and they have a shop in town that is doing well. I'll be selling jars of their snails in my shop here in the city once I open up." Seeing how Caldrius enjoyed the snails, Ozzy offered him a slice of his Mage's Delight. He didn't think the Firemage would have any trouble with it. He'd bit into those Tongueburners like they were candy, and Ozzy was sweating hard after his snack and feeling the burn.

"This is one of my other recipes."

Caldrius sniffed the cured meat. "Interesting smell. Fire and Smoke aspects. Oh my, that is a lot of Smoke! But the maple syrup has some Fae flavoring in it and the meat has an underlying base of Dark mana. Hmm, and subtle hints of Earth from the peppers." He chewed down the slice. "Very tasty and potent. The bouquet of aspects blends well and contributes to this recipe's higher mana replenishment. I've tried to explain the idea of blended aspects to some of my colleagues but all they can think about is fire, fire, and more fire. They tend to ignore the interactions between aspects because they don't understand them. Which, truthfully, I barely do. It's very nice to see a practical example of something that they won't be able to ignore. Which Arcane University did you study at, by the way?"

"Oh, no book learning for me. I work 80 to 100 hours a week for the Baron and have no time to go to school. I'm more of a hands-on learner. I learned something about smoking meat and using smoke for magic from an old fellow named Joe. Been around for quite a while. What he taught me led to a trip up to the great smokey seas. I picked up a lot there, got into a lot of fights, met some neat people, and made a few friends. Did a lot of cooking with a firewalker named Butterbelly. Man, that guy can cook. Once I was back home again I picked up some grilling from a fire kobold named Myrna. Great cook, you'll have to try her tacos sometime. They can burn your ears off. I keep busy all the time now, smoking meat, and learning new tricks from Joe."

"And you have no Mage's Guild in Sedgewick?"

"Well, sort of. Jasper is there to test likely lads for their potential, but he's a curmudgeon and rarely does more than that. Miss Belerianne moved into town and is trying to upgrade the place to Tier 1, but keeps having trouble. The mayor is really annoyed and mentioned that the paperwork has been sent in three times but always gets lost, along with the fees she has paid. Sort of seems obvious to everyone that someone doesn't want us to have a bigger Mage's Guild."

Caldrius sighed heavily. "Sadly, I would have to agree. Politics must have reared its ugly head. It's not fair, but it does happen. No promises, but I may be able to look into the situation. Someone as talented as you with three aspects should have proper tutoring. Multiple aspected mages are rare and you have training in not one, but two complex aspects."

"Five."

"I find that interesting, Ozzy. I've always felt that a mage can learn more from adversity than from endless study. Oh, don't get me wrong, theory and proper study have their place, but they don't give you a lot of Experience or Enhancement points. I'd judge you've earned quite a few of those in your dungeons. And...hmm...hold up for a moment, would you? Someone is traveling this way in a hurry."

Ozzy heard the sound of hooves as well and drew the wagon off to the side. A squadron of the Red Banner came down the street at a gallop and pulled up in front of the wagon. The sergeant leaped down from his horse and saluted the Firemage.

"Master Caldrius? Sorry to hurry you along, but the situation has gotten worse. The Duchess heard you were en route to the teleport stone and asked us to find you and bring you to her as fast as we could."

"I'm headed there now. What do you mean by worse? I was told this was just a matter of some errant mana leaking from a poorly-tuned teleport stone."

"It was, and that is still happening. But we have another situation. The city guard has been trying to shut down a new smuggling ring. They got a tip out about illegal goods being dropped off at a local tailor shop. But when they caught two of the smugglers all hell broke loose. We have over fifty people with bad frostbite and two city guards frozen solid and dead. The smugglers were Ice Mages and they started throwing spells and brought down a blizzard in a small courtyard. They fled and have been tracked to a fortified building nearby but the Duchess wants more than regular soldiers to deal with it. She's asked the Mage's Guild for aid and sent us to find you."

Caldrius turned to Ozzy, "I know you said you were busy..."

The Butcher grinned, picked up the startled mage, and set him on the seat of the wagon. "No worries. The Duchess buys sausage from me. I'm happy to help out a good customer. Hold on tight and I'll follow the cavalry at a run. Chainey will dig us out some more bacon, I think we're going to need it."

The old mage was delighted when Chainey handed him slices of Ozzy's latest version of improved Mage's Delight. His skill at creating magical meats was much increased and he was finding new variations of his old recipes.

Ozzy's Burny-Bacon(WARNING: VERY HOT! )

This improved version of Mage's Delight instantly restores 300 mana and boosts the damage done by Fire and Heat spells by +30% for 10 minutes.

While multiple pieces can be eaten, care should be taken not to overheat and suffer self-immolation.

The Red Banner squad turned and started clearing the way. Ozzy followed at a run, pulling his wagon as the most powerful Fire Mage in the Mages' Guild enjoyed his snack and fired up his furnace.