Chapter 28: The Grand Consort’s Hint

Chapter 28: The Grand Consort’s Hint

Zuo Ji looked at the Emperor with a faint smile. He was full of confidence that the Emperor would surely submit. He did not wish to take any further measures, so he just looked at the Emperor, like he was persuading an ignorant child to finish his rice and not waste food.

Having been a puppet in the palace for more than two months, what Han Ruzi felt the most deeply was his solitude and unimportance. But at this moment, he felt humiliated. This was something to be expected. The reason it took a while was only because it was not the Empress Dowager’s most urgent matter.

There were no officials around; there were even no other eunuchs around. The final veil clothing the Emperor with authority was stripped, revealing the sham and helplessness underneath.

Han Ruzi felt an upsurge of emotion, but he kept it within himself. He even did not forget to continue practicing breathing against the flow. He maintained silence and patiently tasted the bitterness he felt. He sought for every possible means of self preservation, finally realizing that the only “weapon” he had was Zuo Ji himself.

“Lord Zuo, are you to personally teach Us the way of husband-wife relations?”

Zuo Ji’s smile disappeared slightly. “Of course it would not be me. The way of husband-wife relations is not a difficult subject. Your Majesty need not worry and may just go with what’s natural. The Empress Dowager has painstakingly selected three beautiful...”

“Three?” Han Ruzi’s sense of humiliation grew deeper.

Zuo Ji did not stop and continued speaking. “The fortune tellers and doctors have examined them. These three are gentle at heart and full in body. They will surely be able to bear a son. Once Your Majesty has an heir, the Chu Empire would be at ease.”

“So would you and the Empress Dowager.”

The last remnants of a smile finally disappeared from Zuo Ji’s face. “There is no point in further discussion. May Your Majesty prepare for bed and enjoy yourself to the fullest. Once Your Majesty has had a taste tonight, you would probably find three women to be too few. May Your Majesty rest easy, the Imperial Recorder and I shall stand on guard outside to record tonight’s events. It shall remain as proof in the future.”

Han Ruzi did not fully understand what the eunuch meant, but a sense of detest grew in his heart. He moved forward two steps and said, “How old are you, Lord Zuo? Probably not more than thirty.”

Zuo Ji was slightly taken aback. “Twenty five.”

“Were you castrated since young?”

“Why is Your Majesty asking this?” Zuo Ji’s face turned sour.

“We have heard that eunuchs are unable to have husband-wife relations. Since Lord Zuo speaks of it so highly, We wonder whether you speak from experience or just hearsay.”

Zuo Ji’s face reddened as he stepped forward, coming close to the Emperor’s face. “Is Your Majesty making fun of me.”

Zuo Ji could not keep his emotions in check and was provoked easily. Han Ruzi intended to use this weakness of his. As for the consequences, they were not something which Han Ruzi could foresee. Nor did he want to overthink it. In any event, he would rather cause a huge ruckus than to surrender without a fight.

“How would We dare? We still rely on Lord Zuo to take care of Us. Just that We are young and cannot help but be nervous, hence We wish to clarify matters.”

Zuo Ji was confused. He could not tell if the Emperor’s questions were genuine or not. His expression warmed a little and he said, “I was castrated at the age of sixteen. But these are matters which I have heard of, even if I have not experienced them. Your Majesty need not worry, I shall call the servant-girls in.”

“Hold on.” Han Ruzi was figuring out how to make Zuo Ji lose his temper immediately. “One more thing, just one last thing.”

“Please go ahead, Your Majesty.”

“The wound on the Empress Dowager’s hand... was it caused by you?” Han Ruzi could not think of anything else, so he threw this sentence out there without further thought.

Its effect was immediate. The expression on Zuo Ji’s face changed sharply. He said menacingly, “How do you know... Who told you...”

The matter was actually resolved. Apart from relief, Han Ruzi was also confused. Could it be that he had misunderstood the Empress Dowager and the Grand Consort? Had Yang Feng overstated matters?

“You all would not force me again...”

“The Empress Dowager is understanding, so she will surely listen to my appeal. The servant-girls may stay, but they will not act indecorously towards Your Majesty.” The Grand Consort smiled, evidently also finding such matters rather ridiculous.

Han Ruzi was finally relieved. “I asked Zuo Ji about the wound on the Empress Dowager’s hand. I might have offended the Empress Dowager.”

“Your Majesty would not offend anyone, nor would the Empress Dowager be so easily offended.” The Grand Consort rose and prepared to leave. “Continue to work hard, Your Majesty, and you shall reign personally one day.”

Han Ruzi did not know what to say. “Thank you...”

The Grand Consort smiled. “Your Majesty need not thank me. Everything the Empress Dowager does is for the good of the Chu Empire. This empire would be entrusted to Your Majesty one day.”

The Grand Consort left, leaving Han Ruzi alone and lost. This predicament seemed to have been resolved too easily. If that was the case, why did the Empress Dowager send Zuo Ji earlier?

Zhang Youcai and Dong Qing E entered to attend to the Emperor. The night passed peacefully.

Han Ruzi felt asleep rather late. He dreamt many strange dreams. When he woke in the morning, he felt muddy-headed. But he suddenly had a realization: the Grand Consort had answered many of his questions, but had glossed over the question regarding the wound on the Empress Dowager’s hand — no, she had ignored it entirely.

That morning, in the Hall of Diligent Administration, Han Ruzi understood why the Empress Dowager and the Grand Consort was willing to compromise with him.

The war in Guan-dong was still on-going. The court’s main efforts were used in matters relating to the war. But there were some who were unaffected by the war and continued to perform their roles diligently and meticulously, keeping an eye on the smallest detail.

Chancellor Yin Wuhai had deliberately waited for the Emperor to arrive before presenting a petition. He sighed and ordered that the petition be brought to the Empress Dowager in the side-room. He said to his colleagues, “That is the ninth petition. Members of the Ministry of Rites and Decorum, the Court of Imperial Sacrifices, the Imperial University, the Directorate of Education, have all submitted petitions. Now, so has the Censorate.”

“What does the Censorate have to do with the matter at hand? Who is so bold — he should be impeached for overstepping the bounds of his position,” an official said.

Yin Wuhai shook his head. “There are many fanatics in the Censorate. Impeach one, and ten will rise. We should act with caution.”

Han Ruzi sat quietly like an ornament, as usual. He did not really understand what the senior officials were talking about. Soon, Grand Consort Shang-guan appeared from the side-chamber and spoke on behalf of the Empress Dowager, clearing the Emperor’s doubts.

“It is just a matter of retaining the previous Emperor’s era name. Why is there so much opposition from the officials?” The Grand Consort shook the petition in her hand. “According to this petition, if the era name is unchanged, there would be an imbalance of Yin and Yang, vacillation from top to bottom — a greater threat to the Empire than Prince Qi’s rebellion.”

The few senior officials in attendance looked to the Chancellor.

Yin Wuhai had no choice but to step forward and say, “Subjects do not dare casually change the rules laid down by the ancestors. New Emperor, new era name — that has always been the case. The old era name can be used for one more year at most — any longer would be inappropriate. If this rule is changed today, then other rules may be changed in the future. The foundations of the Imperial Court...”

The Grand Consort shook her head. “There are so many rules, what is the fuss over changing a few? Could it be that the Martial Emperor and the Graceful Emperor never changed any rules? I shall not argue with you — the era name is the Emperor’s, let His Majesty decide for himself.”

Yin Wuhai’s face revealed an obvious expression of shock. Raising the matter of the era name before the Emperor had been his ploy. He did not expect the Grand Consort take the initiating in letting the Emperor decide.

Han Ruzi was not shocked at all. He finally understood why the Empress Dowager had let him off the hook. The only thing he did not understand was: was it so important whether the era named was changed or unchanged? So important that the Empress Dowager and the senior officials would come into conflict?”

Nevertheless, he knew that his answer was important. Important enough to cut a deal.