Chapter 252

The Crown Prince That Sells Medicine Chapter 252Episode 252 Aftereffects of endoscopic procedures (2)

There are times when my body does not work the way I want it to. There are many such moments in life.

As soon as I got on the intercity bus, I exploded! The day after I did the lower body exercise for the first time, my bladder began to bulge while shouting, and while I was going down the stairs, I unknowingly fell down in the posture of a romance comic heroine, and a magnificent fart came out of my delicate buttocks after low-quality leg surgery.

And here today.

Another tragic(?) protagonist was born.

His name is Portis. A flower bouquet for 36 to 10 years old… A dragon that doesn’t cry. The first dragon in history to unintentionally open its anus to humans. Until a moment ago, he had fallen into a relatively comfortable sleep.

I haven’t had a stomach ache in a long time. How comfortable it was on the first evening after being free from the pain of appendicitis that I had suffered from for many years. It was so relaxing to go to sleep without having to use the self-healing magic that I had to use every moment as a habit.

Moreover, this was the garden of the villa that attracted the most attention in the ecliptic, the center of the human empire. I felt reassured because it was such a famous place and received so much public attention. Even the most careful dragon wouldn’t be able to invade a place like this without a hitch.

That’s why I felt so safe in the world. This was even more so considering that some of the dragons he used to growl with would see his recovery from surgery as a perfect opportunity for revenge.

It is safe here.

And I am comfortable.

The relief he felt for the first time in a long time relieved his tension. My tense nerves became relaxed. The relaxed comfort made me let down my guard.

And negligence led to the disaster.

Wow!

It was a huge explosion without any warning.

“…Okay?”

Portis, who had fallen into a long-awaited comfortable sleep, woke up startled. At first, I thought it was someone’s attack. Because it was such an incredibly loud explosion. It was so bad that the earth I was lying on was shaking.

‘Where is it? dare. ‘Who are you?’

The tense tension regained itself in an instant. Portis’ sharp eyes flashed in appropriate alertness. He activated the muscles of his entire body to find the daring enemy who had dared to come here.

But it was that moment.

…gurgling?

I hadn’t even found the enemy yet, but suddenly an alien sound came from my lower stomach. A strange feeling of discomfort in the stomach. Uncomfortable feeling. It feels like there is thunder lurking in my stomach.

‘what?’

Portis felt puzzled.

It was a feeling of foreignness that I had experienced for the first time in over 3,600 years of existence. When I was young and clumsy, I was using magic power and my Dragon Heart’s mana was messed up, but I never felt anything like this before. But why does my lower abdomen become like this at a moment when I don’t even know if someone is attacking me?

Just when I was about to think…

he felt

The storm’s lamprey ascension dance whirlwind rising from within the valley of its own buttocks.

Kuwaaaaaaaaaa!

“…!”

I couldn’t stop it.

I couldn’t even stand it anymore.

uh? Meanwhile, a huge storm broke out and swept away everything in the rear. The weeping willows that seemed like hope for the future were growing green. A nest created by a magpie couple. A small pond where lovely children once threw pebbles with wishes engraved on them.

All those precious, lovely, and cozy things were ejected into the stars in the distant sky. By a single fart released carelessly and powerfully by the dragon’s sphincter.

“What…?”

Portis was very embarrassed. He looked back at the ruined rear with blank eyes. I couldn’t believe it. I wondered if I was dreaming.

But sometimes reality is crueler(?) than nightmares.

…Gurgling?

“Keuup?”

Again.

My lower abdomen is pounding again. A strange feeling of discomfort. Uncomfortable feeling. A premonition of destruction, with leaves of thunder growing in my stomach. And again….

Quaaaaaaaaaaa!

“…Ugh.”

Cool.

Is this the pleasure of destruction? Or is it the sense of liberation that release brings?

I just don’t know.

But I know one thing for sure.

‘Is this… a fart?’

It was my first dragon fart.

Also, I felt like I knew now. That this situation was not someone’s attack. That it was a disaster(?) situation created by his own fart.

It was only then that I remembered it too late. Earlier during the day, the human prince made a request to God. Please note that you will fart a lot after the colonoscopy procedure.

‘We’re in big trouble.’

I didn’t know farts could be this bad. Or rather, how should we resolve this situation? What excuse can he make to protect his dignity and dignity as a perfect being?

I thought hard.

However, it was the sphincter muscles, not the brain, that responded first.

Pukwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

‘Oh please!’

Portis closed his eyes tightly. I wanted to endure it. I didn’t want to do this myself. But that didn’t work. My lower abdomen and sphincter muscles did not listen.

Magic?

I wanted to write. But that was almost impossible. It was only half a day ago that part of the organ was removed through surgery. Thanks to this, the body’s mana balance was still a mess. Even drawing magical power from Manahat was not easy.

Bungkwang baby ackaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

“….”

Ah, this hot thing flowing from the corner of my eyes.

Is this the misery called tears?

No matter how many times I tried, the indifferent farts kept coming out. Each time, Portis felt the shattering of his self-esteem sinking beyond the ground and into the inner core of the planet, and he cried silently, slowly falling into a state of despair.

So he gave up everything and lay down. A little bit to the side. Holding your knees with both hands. I placed the butt towards a place where there seemed to be few objects to destroy. From a ready shooter. launch.

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Dimly sounds coming from afar amidst the heavy drinking. A midnight warning sound that fills the night sky of the ecliptic. The urgent cries of humans. The crown prince even told everyone to calm down as it was a natural physiological phenomenon after surgery.

‘Now I… I don’t know…’

That day, Dragon Portis, who was 3610 years old, had to spend a moist night with his heart wet with tears instead of dew for the first time in his long dragon life.

The indifferent night became even deeper.

Even more indifferent, the sphincter cried all night long.

♣

“…I’m sorry.”

“it’s okay.”

“I’m truly sorry.”

“It’s really okay.”

“….”

The next morning dawned. As Portis looked down at the crown prince who had visited him early in the morning, he felt bitter as if he had taken a single shot of 10 tons of deep, rich espresso extract.

“You must have had trouble sleeping all night because of me.”

“Well, waking up while sleeping is a common occurrence for me. “Particularly recently, many gout patients have been visiting us at night.”

“What about the others?”

“I guess I tossed and turned a little bit.”

“…You have no shame.”

And it’s a shame. Hundreds of thousands of people across the ecliptic must have listened to the sound of their own farts all night long. Just thinking about that made me want to run away to the pole.

But Rachiel didn’t care at all. However, he did not make any effort to comfort Portis, who was openly showing his shame. Rather, he treated it indifferently as if nothing had happened.

“So are you feeling better now?”

“As you can see.”

“yes. “It seems like all the gas in my intestines has come out safely.”

“…You don’t blame me?”

“yes?”

“A ruined garden. “A building was blown away.”

“You mean Soyoung Guesthouse? it’s okay. There were no people anyway, so there were no casualties. “It was quite old, so I was thinking about tearing it down and rebuilding.”

“Is that so?”

“yes. “It actually saves on demolition costs, so I guess this isn’t too bad?”

“….”

I don’t think that’s true.

Portis became even more depressed. And suddenly I looked away. I saw one side of the garden that had been devastated. It was just changed very well. There were no rocks, trees or anything left. It was at a level where farming could be started right away.

“I’ll say it again, you have no shame. “I will make sure to compensate for that loss.”

“You mean the treasure you stored up in Lair?”

“If that makes you satisfied.”

I’m serious.

I didn’t want to be recorded as a dragon who caused trouble to humans by farting. So it was. I wanted to compensate for this incident in any way the crown prince wanted.

But did you see through this person’s heart?

The crown prince said quickly.

“Actually, I already have plenty of treasures and money. “If possible, I would like to receive compensation in another way.”

“Another way?”

“yes.”

“Speak.”

“Please tell me how to use the appendix collected from Portis as medicine.”

“….”

“After the surgery yesterday, I asked my angiosperm to analyze the ingredients. Well, this is what happened because wild ginseng is too strong. Isn’t there a saying like that? “A drug that is too strong is no different from poison.”

A bitter smile appeared on Rachiel’s lips. It was true. Was it yesterday evening? I asked Bbobok to analyze the ingredients of the dragon’s appendix. There were clearly a lot of effective medicinal ingredients. But the problem was that there was too much.

“If you turn that into medicine and feed it to people… there will be an uproar. “I don’t think anyone can withstand that weak energy.”

“her. So, please tell me how to neutralize excessively strong weaknesses?”

“yes.”

“It’s simple.”

Portis chuckled.

“Just sprinkle a generous amount of powder made from the ground up fangs of a high-ranking vampire.”

“…yes?”

“A vampire’s fangs act as a filter to detoxify almost all types of toxins.”

While Rachiel paused at the unexpected answer, Portis continued his explanation.

“Those vampires go around sucking the blood of all kinds of prey, including humans. But do all these various game species have clean and clear blood? no. Of course not. A diseased person, a poisoned person, and even a person whose blood itself contains harmful substances. “There are all kinds of prey.”

“Uh… So you’re saying that the fangs act as a filter, filtering out and neutralizing harmful substances in the prey’s blood?”

“yes. That’s quick to understand. Thanks to this, vampire fang powder is called the best antidote. “This may be a fact that humans are not aware of.”

“I see.”

“Then, as you requested, I taught you how to neutralize my appendix, so is the compensation for the damage to the garden caused by my fart…or my carelessness, complete?”

“Yes, well, that’s right.”

Rachiel answered hesitantly. I thought to myself, “Oops.” That’s because I had no idea that such a rare material would be needed to alleviate the weakness of the dragon’s appendix.

‘ha. ruined.’

I’d rather ask for some treasure.

He searched for memories in the midst of a surge of embarrassment. The Demon Sword Emperor is the novel that this world is based on. Was there an episode in which a vampire appeared?

There was none.

There was nothing at all.

The vampire’s snake character has never been released.

So…

‘I don’t think I’ll ever see a vampire here. ‘How do they get their fangs?’

I was completely at a loss.

I obtained a dragon appendix that could have been a great elixir, but I could hardly see any way to put it to good use.

‘Tsk. what a waste. My stomach… It hurts…’

If last night’s dragon had a stomachache due to the aftereffects of the colonoscopy, now I felt like my lower abdomen was aching from the longing that I couldn’t swallow the delicious reward.

So close.

It was so sad.

That feeling lasted for several days.

Thanks to you, I even heard these thoughts.

How about opening a new dental clinic in the annex oriental medicine clinic? Then, wouldn’t vampires who are very interested in dental health come to visit on their own? Then, I wonder if they could pull out a few slightly rotten fangs and collect(?) them under the pretext of treatment.