Chapter 148： There is no such thing as eating fat

On June 1st, the sixth week of Tuesday begins.

This day happened to be Children's Day. When Wang Ling went to school, he found that there were more bear children on the street because of Children's Day holiday.

When I arrived in the morning in the class, Master Erdan had already copied the homework, and then started sitting there dressing up and touching his beard, and began to sigh that the years were not forgiving: "... hey, old! Old! Children's Day is gone! Do you know that, according to the latest age classification table issued by the United Nations, we are already at the middle-age crisis! "

When it comes to this, Chen Chao's inexplicable beginning is a bit sad. He felt that he was actually very sunny and not very old-fashioned. Because of his daily indulgence in fitness and exercise, there is also a tendon meat that boys envy.

Sexy muscles and lines will give a guy extra points in temperament!

But even so, when he took the subway this morning, he was still shouted by a cute four-year-old wife: uncle!

uncle……

At that time, Chen Chao's heart was like the thunder of five thunder. The whole person was electro-focused!

This feeling is just like a girlfriend holding your placket and asking you honestly who you and your mother should fall into the water at the same time should be saved first! Uncle your sister! At least ... I have to call my brother!

After Chen Chao reacted, he felt that this analogy was not appropriate ...

Because he has no girlfriend at all!

So, that's it ...

The middle-aged crisis duo who considered themselves to be "old-fashioned dragon bells" —Chen Chao and Master Erdan—depressed all morning for this matter.

When it comes to Chen Chao's muscles, Wang Ling also quietly touched his own belly.

Eh ... soft and flexible.

Wang Ling analyzed the reasons for his own belly.

The main reason is that the crispy noodle flavor of the limited edition beef ramen from the southern part of Tianhe is so delicious! He couldn't help eating a box one night ...

And this is the price to pay without restraint!

But many young people today don't know how to control themselves ... Wang Ling feels that he is actually a model.

He doesn't need to eat, but there are times when he talks.

The world of food, ordinary people will not understand!

However, Wang Ling doesn't have to worry about the problem of long meat, like the extra meat on his body, just wait for him to go back and slap it off ... this is why Wang Ling can't get fat.

Gaining weight is irresistible, and sometimes one can grow meat without paying attention.

Wang Ling has always felt that there are two kinds of people in the school that are very similar and can be classified as "sluts" at the same time ...

First, after the exam, he said that he had failed the exam.

And the second is ... every day advocating that you do n’t get fat without eating!

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At two o'clock in the afternoon, it was supposed to be a physical education class, and everyone was going to the playground to get some fresh air. However, the physical education teacher appeared at the door of the class by himself. With this bitter and bitter expression, everyone immediately knew that 80% of today's physical education class was gone!

Mr. Pan's chemistry class, Mr. Han Meimei's English class, Mr. Lu Ziming's math class ... No one dares to occupy these classes, and once there is any celebration activity in the school, most of the time is occupied by physical education class time.

So at school, the first unlucky person is definitely a physical education teacher!

Physical education teacher Ye Yan, a blonde with natural curly hair, looks tall and big. Moreover, Wang Ling also learned that Mr. Ye has a special hobby by reading the memory, that is, he likes to clamp a towel between his legs and rub it back and forth while holding one end. It is said that this move is the famous move of the legendary father of sports philosophy, Harrington, with strong bones and muscles, and the magical effect of maintaining blood flow!

Teacher Ye has always been quite low-key while in school. Never compete with other teachers ... as long as it is useful in physical education, find him! This is so-called, honest people are always easy to be bullied ...

The advertisement for Mexianbao was received in the 60s. Principal Chen explained the task and asked the head teachers of each class to broadcast lecture videos to Mexianbao for promotion.

In the personality of Mr. Pan, of course, he is unwilling to occupy his class time. So ... Mr. Ye was out of luck.

Mr. Ye stood on the podium, some helplessly put down the blueprints in his hand. Today, it was originally intended to measure a thousand meters for the children in the class ... all failed within 10 seconds, all failed!

In total, there were 15 students in class three and three. It didn't take much time to test them all. However, Teacher Pan still found himself. Please be sure to play a video of the education lecture provided by "Mianxianbao" in the PE class.

"Classmates, you have to understand the teacher, and I am helpless."

Teacher Ye complained on the podium, and the boys complained on the podium ... Only Li Xuanjing took the homework indifferently, and quickly brushed up.

This is why every time after school, Li Xuanjing does not take homework home, because in class time, he finished all the homework!

Teacher Ye used the classroom projector to play what Mengxianbao called an educational video, which is a program similar to an educational lecture. For the programs of such private education institutions, the elite class students present are already as bright as mirrors ... Such programs, put in the middle of the program or the last few minutes, will definitely start to promote the peripheral products of the institution ~ www.novelhall .com ~ As expected, the show came to an end. The hostess on the stage suddenly said loudly: "Next, let's applaud and welcome the captain of the learning team from Mexianbao to recommend a learning aid for us. product."

In the picture, there is a fat man with a five-bar sign on his shoulder. The body size of a single man is a bit thicker than the second egg master. His appearance is not good, but this fat man knows it! ——This is the champion of last year's college entrance examination. With a high score of 197,700, he was admitted to Tan Jiaming, a key school of 211 cultivation! Send a nickname, Captain Wu Dao!

The news media at that time were booing, because this person directly received 3 super elixir from the government! A total of 3 super spirits, this is definitely a god-like subsidy. And it is said that the captain has taken only one of them and has already broken through to the mid-Jindan ...

The captain stood on the podium, sharing his secrets of learning, and then flashed aura of light on his hand, changed a bottle of potion, and then pinched the finger to the camera with a large scissors hand: "It Membrane! It ’s my secret of learning! "

Wang Ling immediately knew that this was definitely the bottle of mutation potion! Moreover, Wang Ling looked up, and he was surprised to find that ... the potion was actually improved! This color was clearly dark before, but now it is colorful!

And the most terrifying thing is that, immediately following the sales promotion by the captain, the female host on the podium presented one, which was verified by the joint appraisal of four experts!

This is the legendary four experts in the health care and pharmaceutical industry Taishan Beidou level!

The changing doctor Liu Hongbin ...

Li Zhiming, the divine master ...

Rheumatism Supreme Wang Zhijin ...

Kidney Deficiency Medicine Gao Zhenzhong ...

Wang Ling: "..."

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