Chapter 413： Songs of Dire Zhenjun's Demon Reform (12/44)

Wang Ling didn't expect that a gift of his own could make Dior Lei Jun so happy. The problem was that when he was in the villa, the expression on his face when the young man received the gift was pleasantly surprised, but he wasn't in the mood. To the point where singing is needed to express emotions ...

Wang Ling suddenly felt as if he had unearthed a hidden attribute of Di Lei Zhenjun.

This is probably the legendary stuffiness ...

Wang Ling has always felt that this problem is unique to him.

But then again, Wang Ling remembers that "Taking You To Travel" should be the most popular one recently. A few days ago, I also saw Chen Chao wearing a headset single loop in the middle of class, and even the inter-school broadcast every Thursday lunch break was missed, making the entire campus filled with a sense of love.

In addition to this song, there is another more brainwashing song recently, "We Are Different" ...

The problem is, he has never heard of Di Lei Zhenjun singing! So when seeing the dry voice of Di Lei Zhenjun, not only Wang Ling, but everyone else in the group also froze in front of the screen for three seconds.

Fa Wang paused for a moment and typed a line directly in the group: "Zhenjun, although I haven't heard it yet, do you know ... fat tiger?"

Everyone: "..."

Ms. Cai Lian: "Farena ... you should still listen to it. This is very rude."

Fawang: "I'm not worried. What kind of rhythm weapon has Zhenjun researched? Come to us for experiments ..."

For a moment, the group fell into a brief silence.

Because no one wants to understand what happened to Zhenjun today, he was so happy that he couldn't help but sing a song.

At this time, Xiaoyin took the lead: "Everyone come and listen, Zhenjun sings very well!"

Yep……

With an appreciation attitude, Wang Ling opened the voice of Di Lei Zhenjun singing.

As a sacred animal, although Xiao Yin usually does not listen to music made by humans, he still has the ability to taste.

And the fact is indeed like Xiao Yin said, Wang Ling thinks that Di Lei Zhenjun actually sang ... Very good!

Not only is each tone being tuned, but the voice when singing is quite distinctive, and it is completely different from the normal normal speaking voice. There is a warm male senior feeling in it!

Er Ha also felt a little surprised: "It seems that Zhenjun still has some skill!"

When Wang Ling looked back at the chat group, there was already a little applause.

The real person of Cailian was a little excited, and she gave out several thumbs: "Zhenjun sings really well! The first time I heard Jinjun sing, I can record it like this with my mobile phone ... It is amazing!"

The fairy Toya couldn't help but praise: "It really sings well."

At this time, Di Lei Zhenjun's voice just finished singing the content of the main song, and then began to play the chorus ...

Wang Ling suddenly felt that something seemed wrong.

Cai Lianren: "Did Zhenjun sing the wrong lyrics? Why does the chorus part of the lyrics seem a little different from what I heard before? The first sentence should not be that I want to take you to romantic Turkey ...? ? "

Di Lei Zhenjun finally replied: "I didn't sing correctly, I changed the word. I have a habit of singing, which is to change the word."

Cai Lian replied: "This is the case, but Zhenjun's words have been changed to rhyme. At least at first, it doesn't seem to be contrary."

Diu Leijun: "Really? Hahaha! I also think I have the talent to write words!"

About three seconds later, Diorui Zhenjun confidently changed his words and posted them ...

"Taking You On A Trip" · Diu Lei Zhenjun Demon Revision, chorus lyrics:

I want to take you to romantic linen sales ...

Then go to the Holy Land together ...

Actually, I prefer the house ...

Eat a bag of crispy noodles to satisfy your hunger ...

...

Seeing the text content of the lyrics, the entire chat group instantly fell into a dead silence.

Wang Ling took a sip of air-conditioning: "..." In order to make the lyrics rhyme ... too sick!

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Time has come in the afternoon. After Wang Lingdian opened the song that Dior Zhenjun sang, his mood could not be calm for a long time ...

At this time, Wang Ling suddenly heard a scream from the father in the villa. The scream was so loud that it was as if the supporting actors in Conan found the murder scene ...

The second clam suddenly raised his dog's head: "What's the matter?"

Wang Ling doesn't need to look at it to know that this must be the old fault of Wang's father. Wang Ling can judge the father's screaming degree from the screaming of his father's scream. What kind of inhuman pain is howling ... Wang Ling's judgment must be that his father's hemorrhoids have been committed again.

This is the valuable experience that Wang Ling has accumulated in the villa for many years.

Hemorrhoids belong to Wang's old problems. The main reasons are related to lack of exercise and sedentary movements, which are completely caused by bad living habits.

First of all, Dad rarely went out, sitting on the chair in the study all day long. In addition, the toilet in the bathroom is the second place where Dad is second only to his study chair. According to Wang ’s mother, if you add up the time that Wang ’s father is sitting on the toilet, you can think about the third life and third life, maybe you can see ten miles of peach blossoms ...

The most important point is that Wang Da's hemorrhoids have an extremely large feature that they are very resistant to drug! Ordinary medicine doesn't cure! Every time hemorrhoids are committed, you have to rub the special medicine developed by the fairy.

The medicine king Ling has also been seen, it is a pile of powder, looks shiny, the touch of the fingertips is very cold. Stay in the affected area for about thirty seconds and heal immediately. But the price paid for it is the pain in the heart ...

Of course, such a minor disease, Wang Ling can actually be cured ...

However, Dad refused to let him come to life.

Letting his own son treat himself with hemorrhoids, Dad feels ashamed! As the head of the family, he couldn't even overcome such a trivial illness, how could he take on a heavy responsibility! ? This is the dignity of a man! ——It's a man, you can overcome hemorrhoids by yourself!

This is Dad ’s vow in his heart after he had hemorrhoids for the first time ...

For more than a minute, Wang's father's screams continued to come ...

This time it seemed to take a long time, Wang Ling decided to take a look.

Under normal circumstances, the screams should be over in about 30 seconds.

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Wang Ling just came downstairs, his father's cry just stopped, and he was lying on the sofa with sweaty hair ~ www.novelhall.com ~ Weakly like a noblewoman who just gave birth to a child ...

After receiving the medicine, Ms. Wang couldn't help but blame it: "You're looking at your mobile phone on the toilet. When you go back to the toilet, I'll take the net!"

"No! Even if it hurts! You can't break my net!" Dad Wang was excited for a while: "The time I sit on the toilet every morning is the time when I open a trumpet and fight with the sprayers!"

"That line ... continuously. I have another way."

The mother could not help but smile, this smile with a hint of deceit, seeing Wang Ling and the two clams are stunned. Immediately afterwards, Mother Wang turned her face and looked at Wang Ling: "Ling Ling, you're here. Just come back and contact Xiaoming and ask him to send your dad's birthday gift in advance."

Wang Ling: "..."

Dad Wang: "What? Xiaoming prepared a gift for me?"

Mother Wang smiled: "Yeah, this is Xiaoming personally customized for you!"

Dad Wang: "Isn't my birthday too early ... what anxious! Then, what is this gift?"

Wang's mother continued to smile: "Smart anti-hemorrhoid thermostatic toilet."

Dad: "..."

Wang Ling; "..."

Mother Wang: "The longer the toilet sits, the higher the temperature. Xiaoming said that even in the Yuan Infant Period, you have to stand up in less than five minutes."

Dad: "..."

Wang Ling: "...".

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