Chapter 58： Shit shovel officer

A **** shovel officer, literally, is someone who takes care of pets and helps them shovel shit. Of course, shoveling **** for different animals has different names, Tianma shoveling **** can be called Bi Ma Wen.

Tom is Noble's chief **** shoveling officer.

However, although the act of raising a dragon sounds high-end, it is actually very painful. Raising cats and dogs is not a big deal, but if you raise a dragon and get bitten or scratched by a dragon, you will be admitted to the school hospital. Ron had his misfortune while feeding Norber: his right hand was bitten by Norber, and the next day it swelled up and even oozes green pus.

What's more, dragons can breathe fire. When he was first born, Norbert was a dragon-shaped lighter, but as it got bigger, the flame gradually upgraded from a lighter to a gas stove. A large area of ​​the skin was burned without evading the breath of the dragon.

In addition, Norbert is too hot-tempered and too curious, so it becomes more and more difficult to keep it. Hagrid is also big-hearted, and Norbert has shown an obvious arrogant side, but as if he hadn't seen it before, he often said the classic line: "It's still a child!"

As Norbert's body got bigger, his appetite also got bigger. For the first week, he only drank a little blood brandy, and then he began to eat meat in large chunks. The recipes are very extensive, from dead mice to fish in the black lake, it is open to anyone.

And Norbert's eating habits are also very interesting. Most of the other animals eat raw food, but as a fire dragon, it is reasonable for Norbert to process the ingredients. Since it roasted the mouse with one bite of the dragon's breath, it has opened up a new world, and it is a delight to eat it every day.

After Tom discovered this feature, he had an idea. For the next few meals, he served Norber some spiced barbecue, much to Norber's favor. Soon, Norbert stopped eating raw meat.

But since his obsession with grilling, Norbert hasn't really liked moving—and that's a good thing. Every day he squatted by the fire, waiting for Tom or others to feed him, with hardly any nests. Tom even suspected that, in the morning with six pillars beside Norbert, he might still be in the circle of pillars in the afternoon.

Cooked meat is easier to digest than raw meat. Coupled with the reduced amount of exercise, Nobo has actually gained weight. The whole dragon is no longer the shriveled look it had when the shell was broken. Nobo is mellow, commonly known as "baby fat".

Of course, even though Long stayed home a bit, he still had a great temper. Whenever the amount of food is not enough or the taste is not to your liking, Noble is directly a flamethrower. At first, Tom tolerated Hagrid's face, but he was repeatedly slapped by Dragon Breath, and the clay figurine was also three-pointed. Besides, Tom himself had limited tolerance for bear children.

So Tom decided that education should start with children! Time to help Hagrid discipline the fat dragon.

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The sun was shining in the sky, and Norbert slept in. Suddenly, its fleshy hind legs twitched twice, and the fat dragon woke up from its sleep. It counted the time and found that the man who shoveled the **** hadn't delivered the meal.

When it saw that familiar figure, it was a mouthful of strong dragon breath, but it was easily avoided by the **** shovel officer, and then—

"Fluorescent flickering, clear water like a spring, frozen body!"

Tom directly pressed the button three times. First, a lighting spell swayed Norber's eyes, then a water spell hit his face, and the last freezing spell froze Norber. A set of combos was completed in one go, and Norber was stunned. Then, Hagrid's sheets seemed to come alive, wrapping Norber tightly like a zongzi, and a rope was lifted from the ground. head and bound its mouth.

The current Norbert is completely immobile as if he was sealed. Tom couldn't help but feel very relieved: his own transfiguration and magic spells are still very good! And the position of the rope on the mouth is very clever, it is just a dead corner, even if Norbert mutates, he can breathe fire through his nostrils, and he will not be able to burn it.

Norbert: "Wow! (Mortal, Hugh is arrogant!

Tom took off one of his shoes and knocked on Norbert's nose, and then there was a clear water. The rope loosened slightly, and when there was a fire, it was tied again. After repeating this several times, Norbert became honest, and there was a big doubt in the little dragon's eyes.

After Tom loosened the rope on its mouth again, it was also very honest and did not make trouble.

So Tom squatted in front of it with his shoes, knocked on its big head, and said, "Let you breathe fire!"

"Make you angry!"

"Let you madly tear down your house!"

"Let you..."

Whenever Norbert wanted to resist, the rope and water would hit him in the face in time. Norbert, who was under control, was powerless to fight back in front of Tom. It wasn't until at the end, when Norbert resigned, that Tom completely let go of his control. Even if the sheets were removed, Norbert was still lying in the same place, and UU Reading stood out as a well-behaved.

Norbo didn't resist, because he understood that the black-skinned demon in front of him (Tom's wizard robe is black) was not his enemy, his own flames couldn't hurt him, and he would still use some strange methods. , can make himself unable to move.

Of course, for a fire dragon with rough skin and thick flesh, those actions just made it uncomfortable, but it would not cause any substantial damage. Tom's behavior just now is just to establish authority. The previous Norbert's attitude towards Tom was: he gave me food every day, then I must be a god. And Tom wants Norbert to understand: I provide you with food every day, and I am your god!

For social animals, you must establish authority and make them think that you have a higher status than them. And a fire dragon, an animal with obvious territorial divisions, must let it know that it is now in your territory!

After a friendly and cordial interaction, Norbert admitted: Tom's status is higher than it, and Tom is the master of this territory.

Soon, Tom and Norbert established a conditioned reflex. As long as Tom took out his "magic shoes", Norber would shudder unconsciously and then be honest.

Not long after Tom and Norbert developed a further relationship, Hagrid walked in with a bunch of voles. He walked over to Norbert and rubbed his head with a big hand.

Although Hagrid looked careless, he was actually prepared. He was confident to escape Norbert's dragon breath. As for being bitten by it and grabbing a few times, it is not a big deal for the hybrid giant.

Norbert indeed bared his fangs, and there was flames brewing in his throat, but Tom next to him took off his shoes and waved, and Norber suddenly became dumbfounded. It lay obediently on the floor, letting Hagrid rub its big head.

Hagrid: !