"There seems to be something wrong. The death knell. You see, it's not the Saturn hunter that you're retiring today, but the guy called the lamplighter."
The two people who sneaked into the kitchen sundry room of the canteen of water company saw the banner hanging in the auditorium through the crack of the door. Bobo wavered about who to kill first.
"If you're a serial killer, you definitely have serious obsessive-compulsive disorder and will be caught sooner or later. Does it matter who to kill first? The superhero of water company is more than 200 miscellaneous fish. Try to kill them all in three hours. I promised Haley to go back when she woke up."
Su Ming shook his head in silence. He was not surprised that the other party had temporarily changed the behavior of retirees.
Saturn hunter is an evergreen tree in the superhero world. In fact, it is an earthman. It is just changed into a person without human ghost or ghost by compound 5. Water company has made him an alien character.
He is very old in the group of seven. The human design is "you from the stars", focusing on gentle and intellectual. The official is from the motherland, because the latter is a baby in an alien spacecraft from the sky, so these two people constitute the image of a "good alien".
But in fact, Saturn hunter's interpersonal relationship is not very good, perhaps because he is not abnormal enough, leading to personal incompatibility with his colleagues.
In fact, it's not that he is not abnormal enough, but that he is very hidden, and others don't find it and don't care.
He is an "abnormal" person with extremely distorted spirit. He will attack and abduct older human men to "enjoy" in a hiding place, and then torture them to death.
Because the target of the attack is often an old man in his eighties and nineties, and the body is handled very well in the end, the victims are often recognized by the police as lost and missing due to Alzheimer's disease.
However, like most obscene perverts, Saturn hunter is silent, lonely and unsociable, which also leads to his lack of popularity. He can stay in the group of seven entirely because of his qualifications.
But today, the death knell robbed the star that should have taken his place. As a response to publicity, water company is not suitable to retire a Saturn hunter who has no heat. It must be replaced with a topical figure.
Temporary replacement is not good, but isn't it more topical and traffic?
Therefore, it is also reasonable to replace the lamplighter to retire. After all, he is old and has average strength. However, because he is handsome and popular, he is much better than the Saturn hunter. His sudden retirement will cause a news earthquake.
The Lightman's super ability is actually flying, but this ability is too ordinary. If it had been called "flying man", it might not get angry.
So the water company found another way and gave him a magic torch called "Olympus flame". In fact, it was a high-tech flame thrower for him to hold and named him Lightman.
This is a very simple arsonist. His hobby is to see people on fire running and screaming in front of him. If he has nothing to do, he will burn a few people to play, just like a child burning ants with a lighter.
However, the things that came out were naturally settled by water company with money. Although he is old now, he has micro curly blond hair and a sculptural face, which really tastes like Apollo, so many fans are face powder.
What about the power of the flame?
Don't ask what's not, just say whether the fire is bright or not. It's over if you can turn on the light handsome.
Anyway, it doesn't make any difference to the death knell. He doesn't have serial killer syndrome. He has to kill in any ideal order. The target has to die. It's just who comes first and who comes later.
"Then kill the Saturn Hunter first?" Bobo scratched his head. Obviously, wearing a hat and a hood is very uncomfortable: "I have a lighter. Do you use it?"
"We use the torch of the lamplighter to kill the Saturn hunter, make a big news, and then kill the latter, pretending to commit suicide." Su Ming had a plan. He took off the magic floating cloak, pointed to the door and asked it to steal.
The cloak cocked up a collar corner, moved up and down a few times, and then quickly disappeared from the ventilation duct entrance.
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Saturn hunter is in a roller coaster mood today.
The company had planned to retire him and hold a grand press conference, mainly to pave the way for a new girl.
The hunter himself doesn't want to participate, but there's no way. The contract is in the hands of the company. If you want to make a living, you'd better not fight with the leaders, because the idiot of the motherland obeys a female leader.
Even if he can get a pitiful pension after retirement, if he still wants to live, he'd better cooperate with the company's arrangement. Originally, he planned to go to the reception to laugh, then say some scene words, recall the past and look forward to the future of the company.
But when they were ready, the plan suddenly changed, their retirement plan was delayed, and the Lightman was asked to graduate.
The Saturn Hunter asked someone about it. Oh, it turned out that the girl who was scheduled to replace her position was poached by another company. Now the people above have no choice but to graduate from another person, fight for the heat again, and then publicize the promotion of the second-line superhero "invisible man" of the original company and join the magic seven.
The hunter was a little speechless when he thought of the metamorphosis of the invisible man, because the guy's biggest hobby is well known in the company, that is, hiding in the toilet and peeping, which neither men nor women let go.
But who cares? If you can retire a month later, it means you get an extra month's salary at the group of seven level. Isn't it more fragrant than those in vain?
Therefore, sometimes people are not popular, but they will get benefits, at least much better than the lighting people.
The reception is about to begin. Saturn hunter walks around the auditorium corridor of his company and looks at other busy staff. He takes the initiative to greet them with a ferocious smile.
In a good mood, that's it, but his yellow skin and bone face can't be called popular.
He didn't care. Instead, he hummed a tune, touched the small square plastic bag in his pocket, and prepared to go out to find some old people to have a good time after the reception.
In this way, he nodded and smiled happily all the way into the magnificent bathroom.
The water company is rich, especially in the external area used to entertain guests. The decoration is much more luxurious than many rich people's homes. If it doesn't seem abrupt to install crystal chandeliers in the bathroom, you know how spacious it is.
He went to the urinal and put water in front of the urinal. He stared at his little brother with appreciation for a while. He was ready to go to the press conference to see the lamplighter's dead mother's face.
It's worth being happy to make money, but bad hunters are happier when they think that others don't have money.
"Who's the lamplighter? That guy looks down on people because his skin is good? A bitch. Hey, he's comfortable to be persuaded back by the company."
After talking to himself, he went to the sink dozens of meters away to wash his hands. Suddenly, laughter came from a door in the compartment area behind him.
"Ha ha."
It sounded ironic, and the Saturn Hunter immediately put away his smile.
Did you hear yourself? This is not good. It would be bad if the reporter spread the topic.
Although it is generally not allowed to kill in the company, it is not completely impossible as long as it is hidden.
He wiped the water on his hand and crept to the row of compartments. The polished marble floor tiles reflected his murderous ugly face.
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