Su Ming has very rich experience in dealing with all kinds of fun people.
But he had no intention of entering the building at all. He just looked up at the height of the window, took out a bag of gold and said to the soliciting woman:
"You find an excuse to bring the sisters out of his house. I'll give you three minutes."
"You are so generous, this strange gentleman, but can I ask why?" A woman is obviously a little afraid. It's one thing to show the way, but it's another thing to participate in things she doesn't understand.
Madden is the deputy of Stephen, the Spearman leader in the city. His position in the city can be said to be below one person and above ten thousand people. If the man's plan to establish a kingdom is successful, Madden must become the prime minister and also serve as a palace master.
Anyway, it must not be the object of anger for a woman like her.
"Don't be afraid. I just want to make a joke with our Mr. Madden. He must be curious about what I'll make a joke. I promise you, madam, he won't be angry with you."
The knell struck the woman's arm with a gentle and polite smile.
He is tough and charming. His polite attitude from civilized society is naturally more persuasive than the dirty men in this dark age.
The woman hesitated a little and lowered her voice:
"Give me the money first."
No matter how handsome people are, they also have to give money. Industry rules.
Su Ming gave her the money without hesitation. After all, there are plenty of gold.
The woman who took the purse looked down at the number of golden beans in it, breathed violently, and then swallowed her saliva:
"Right away."
With that, she disappeared into the corridor as dark as an abyss. She could only hear the sound of running through the lobby and up the stairs.
"What a sad woman." The secret guest sighed. Her thoughts were almost the same as Su Ming: "teacher, didn't you lie to her?"
"Of course not. I promise Madden won't have a chance to trouble her." The supreme mage gently touched the student's head, then went to the opposite side of the alley, looked at the window, and took out a badge with a clown's head from his belt: "I'll tell Merlin a joke first. He will jump out of the room excitedly to thank me and understand the value of a smile."
"Oh? Is it to bring a smile to the enemy?" Liana first showed a cruel smile. She licked her lips with her little tongue, and the blood red flame flashed in her eyes: "then I should study hard, teacher. The enemies I killed in the past often have painful expressions. I don't know what went wrong."
"It's still about the choice of weapons. Maybe you don't start fast enough, but it doesn't matter. I'll teach you this time. Take a good look and learn. It's over."
Seeing such a studious girl, Su Ming smiled happily.
......
When the time came, the woman who collected the money also pulled a poorly dressed sister back to the gate and looked at the one eyed gun man suspiciously.
Su Ming had no intention of explaining. He just pressed the badge clown's face. Then when the badge spewed out a faint green gas, he raised his hand and threw it into the window.
It's slow to say, but the action is fast. Almost the moment the little badge falls into the window, a large amount of green smoke rushes out of the window like a dragon.
Then Su Ming tilted his head, built a nest with his hands, put it on his ears and listened.
"Ah ha ha ha ha..."
The sound of laughter came from the room on the fourth floor. It was like feeling the happiest voice. I couldn't stop laughing at all.
He put his arm around the secret guest's shoulder, and they looked up at the window together: "I just like to bring smiles to others. Listen, liana, how happy this gentleman is."
It doesn't matter whether he is separated or not. If Madden can come here to play with women, it means that he has body and normal sensory organs.
As long as it is a creature with body, it is difficult to resist the laughter of clowns. No matter how serious and unhappy people are, as long as they smell this, the corners of their mouth will unconsciously go crazy.
Scientific and technological creations, biological and chemical weapons, of course, can be used in the dark tower world.
"Yes, teacher, I close my eyes as if I could imagine an obscene man smiling." The secret guest felt the emotion. As a hell Lord, she liked the dark streets and could feel the madness.
"Ha ha ha..."
The laughter is even bigger, and the gas is full. This is the super concentrated nitrous oxide reinforced type that Su Ming got from Earth 17. Ordinary people often kick their legs and turn their braids with a smile. It seems that Meilin's vest is still made by carrying it.
But it doesn't matter. It's just a greeting. Su Ming didn't want to kill Meilin here. If he really wants to kill him, he still has to rely on the action of this diversified creator.
"Classic, it's so classic."
Su Ming clapped gently and even paid several prostitutes standing at the door to clap together:
"Let's listen to Mr. Madden's laughter. It's full of freedom and boldness. I'm really a great man. Just listening to this laughter, I seem to gallop on the wasteland. I want to go out and find hundreds of spikes to fight a war. It's so hot-blooded."
"Yes." Some of the prostitutes nodded and agreed with the gold Lord: "Mr. Madden is really a good gun man except that his expression is more gloomy, that thing is shorter and his playing method is too dirty."
"He's still a wizard, but it's hard for me to understand. He's usually so stingy. Why does he laugh so boldly today?"
Some prostitutes also expressed doubts that Madden was probably her regular guest.
"Maybe it's a gift that the gentleman threw in through the window. Mr. Madden likes it very much?"
Some women guess so, obviously they have mastered the key points.
The party was at the door of the broken building, listening to the crazy laughter from upstairs and talking about some things that didn't happen.
But happy times are always very short.
"Ha ha ha ha... Bang, PA!"
The laughter was interrupted by the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground. Mr. Madden of chiguoguo fell off the building with a series of laughter and fell on the dry and dirty alley stone road. The black and red blood flowed a big beach in an instant.
But even if he landed on the back of his head, half of his head turned into a rotten watermelon. Facing up, he still had a super big smile on his face, and the corners of his mouth could really grin to the root of his ears.
This expression solidified on his face, which could not be erased even if others tried hard. His thin mustache like a curly spring embellished his pale face with some comic effects other than blood.
"Well, he seems very satisfied. He's smiling." Liana is worthy of Su Ming's Apprentice. She has even learned the ability to tell cold jokes about the body perfectly.
He took a deep look at the corpse on the ground and asked him to hang to read his memory. He looked up at the sky and took out a cigarette to light it, as if he were talking to the bright sun in the sky:
"Sure enough, is it an entity split? It doesn't matter. This is just the beginning of a happy journey. I want to play a game with you..."
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