"You're the death waiter. Your whole family is the death waiter! Vomit! I don't know where you live, but the United States on earth is a society ruled by law. Just because your uniforms are similar, you two ugly guys slander me as the death waiter. I'll hang you on the street lamp in front of the police station and sue you for slander, vomit!"
After listening to the troll's words, it was like Peter, who had been seriously hit, shook a few times, covered his chest and retched constantly. At the same time, he spoke back quickly, as if he didn't need his throat at all. His retching and speaking were not affected.
The psychological shadow of yesterday's wedding hasn't dispersed. Today, I will feel sick when I hear the name of the dead waiter.
It's a happy thing to attend a good friend's wedding; It's also a happy thing to go out to dinner with the girls you like; When two happy things are superimposed, we should reap double happiness, but why?
Probably because the girls of the spider girl alliance threw up all over him and said they would never eat with Peter again
To tell you the truth, Peter is weak and in a bad mood today. He didn't want to patrol.
But who calls himself capable? The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility.
Suddenly found that New York was invaded by aliens, so he had to stand up, so the bug dragged his heavy body to the street to fight and try his best to save people.
Without speculation, the two sides came together in this way. The troll had greater power and strong self-healing ability, while spider man was more agile and spider sensing was able to anticipate the enemy first. For a time, Peter had the upper hand.
Even after adjusting his breathing, he chatted with the two survivors behind him:
"The fake Wolverine over there, what's your name? Why are you dressed like this?"
The man with tinfoil claws shrank in the dark and replied loudly:
"My name is Trevor, spider man. I dress up just to take photos. My boyfriend says I look like Wolverine."
"Boyfriend?"
Peter stiffened. After knocking off the big stick in the troll's hand, he took time to turn around and look at the person who answered the question.
Beard, chest hair and Adam's apple are all men. Why do you have a boyfriend?
"What's the problem? Please don't look at me, spider man, look at that monster. Hey!"
The faggot Wolverine replied, and held the "dead waiter" tighter in his arms.
"Er, no, no problem, very cool, ha ha..." Peter had heard about it on the Internet in the past, but now he had such close contact with fags for the first time, but he still accepted the setting very politely, and even said with emotion: "what about your boyfriend? Where is he?"
"I am!" The fake 'death attendant' raised his hand to indicate that he looked very weak. There were two wet marks under his mask's eyes: "my name is Greg. In fact, as a superhero, you should be able to understand it. He is wolverine, I am the death attendant, and we are CP."
With that, the two also performed a kiss, as if they were sure they were safe, and made a 'boo'.
"I don't want to understand this... Yue!"
As a smart man, Peter with excessive imagination brought the behavior of the two people into the real goods, as if he really saw Logan and wade booing, and he couldn't bear it immediately.
He could only make weak and helpless protests. After all, the scene was too exciting for him, which led him to vomit on the spot.
The two trolls who fought with him immediately brightened their eyes and knocked down two big sticks on Peter's head!
The roaring wind, accompanied by the exclamation of the couple, Peter wanted to move, but his physical reaction made him lose his ability to move.
At this moment, Xiaochong seems to see his life as a loser flying quickly in front of him. Then he sees a misty river with an oriental style stone bridge on the river. Uncle Ben on the bridge is smiling and waving at him
But at this critical juncture, a man who always appeared at a critical juncture arrived.
"Da Da!"
There was a clear gunshot not far away, and the palms and forearms of the two trolls were shot one after another. The pain made them take back their evil black hands, and at the same time issued a cry of surprise and uncertainty, turning their heads to look around:
"Who is it?!"
Someone is waiting for this question.
A figure suddenly appeared on the roof in the distance. He dropped his two assault rifles and answered the villain's questions loudly.
"I can't bear to see lovers go to the yellow spring together, even if they have the same sex, the messenger of hell, 400 ~ ~ ~ aunt!"
After shouting his lines on the stage, he began to pose all kinds of "very six plus one" poses, and then jumped down the high building with a fish jump. First, he somersaulted 3600 Baidu before turning and then somersaulted 3600 Baidu after turning, which means he didn't turn at all. Then he landed firmly next to Peter. He patted 40K bug on the back:
"Buddy, are you okay? Can you continue fighting? We all came here with a spider web!"
"... fortunately, except that I just threw up in my mask... And you patted me on the back, I accidentally ate some back..."
The bug was obviously not as happy as aunt 400. He spoke intermittently.
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"Have you seen the angels of hevinheim in New York?" The knell bell was traveling with his sisters in some hell. When he saw a poisonous sulfur spring, he stopped to try to cook some hot spring eggs: "so you called the spider family into the main battlefield in New York, which was right."
The adjutant's projection is also watching the sheriff cook eggs. If those Americans who died suddenly in the street see this, her calm smile will be particularly cold:
"Sheriff, in the period from the outbreak of the invasion to today, the population of New York has lost 32.4237%. After the surprise brought by the raid, the casualty growth curve has slowed down, but so far, there is still no trace of spicy chicken or eurek."
"It doesn't matter. New York is a bait. If it's an alien invader, he wants to bite. If he doesn't fish in this city, won't he blind Mr. Li's land in vain?"
Su Ming, who turned a god killer into a leaky spoon and pulled the eggs in the sulfur soup, waved his hand. While gesturing to the devil in the distance to speak, he ordered the adjutant:
"Just wait, carry casualties and wait hard. When New Yorkers die, they will put our bionic into the top. They will always wait for each other's leaders to enter the battlefield. This is their only landing point."
The adjutant accepted the order, nodded and cut off the communication, while the female devil not far away just came to the death knell. She bent down to show the hemisphere exposed on the chest of her uniform, then licked her red lips and said with a smile:
"Oh, isn't this the supreme mage? How can you remember playing in my hell?"
"Stop talking nonsense, Satana, you know why. As one of the demons and hell lords, you should have a way to find the 'beast'? Can you show me the way? Note that this is not a question. Now the situation is urgent, you actually have no choice. Tell me the answer."
The poisonous sulfur spring spewed out dark green gas, and the one eyed eyepiece of the death knell in the smoke still glittered with deadly red light. He seemed to know nothing about politeness.
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