The cave leading to the underground can be said to be very spacious. From Su Ming's point of view, at least it can pass through eight lanes of several trucks at the same time.
With the continuous progress, the feelings of darkness, humidity, coldness and so on follow, which is what people who often move underground need to get used to.
There is a faint smell in the air, and the perception of strangulation magnifies the smell and sends it to the host's mind. Now Su Ming feels a little spicy, which also makes him eager to find a troll to experiment with fireworks.
The empty tunnel echoed with the footsteps of several people, and only latatosk was chattering. Unlike the situation of many nonsense like dead waiter, she told a story and knew it was a fake.
Today is about the love and hate between Badr and rocky. Squirrels have a unique saying.
"Although on the face of it, when Bader was murdered by rocky, rocky suspected that he stole Thor's attention, there is no truth that can be ignored by me in these nine circles. I tell you, in fact, rocky consulted me before killing Bader with a plan."
"What did you discuss?"
The squirrel didn't take the death knell as the audience of the story. She was bored on her way and made up a story to deceive two women, but Carol also fell into the trap of asking for gossip.
"Hey, hey, in fact, Rocky's motive for killing is not Thor's relationship at all, but for Ms. Schiff."
The squirrel lowered his voice mysteriously on his face and looked left and right as he spoke, as if worried about the leakage of information:
"Did you know that SHIV always wears a wig? Her original hair is collected by rocky. When he's free, he'll take it out and smell it secretly. Rocky likes SHIV. Like all little boys, he always attracts her attention with pranks."
Su Ming shook his head in silence. About one-third of the story is true.
Shiv did always wear a wig, but only because rocky was jealous of her and felt that Thor played with her every day instead of himself.
Su Ming knows that one night, rocky, who was a man at that time, sneaked into SHIV's bedroom, gave her medicine, shaved all the hair of the unconscious woman, and used an irreversible prank spell to turn SHIV's blonde hair into permanent baldness.
The next day, SHIV got up to wash, cried on the spot, and found Odin to complain. The king of God guessed that rocky had done a good deed, so he beat him up, and asked him to make an apology to the lady and make up for the loss.
Loki's eloquence kept telling several self deprecating jokes, which coaxed Schiff into laughing through tears and promised that as long as he could have hair, he would no longer be held accountable.
So next, rocky pretended to be Odin, went to the best craftsman of the dwarves, asked them to use the night sky as a material to cast a wig, and brought it back to Xifu to do a hair transplant with Rune technology, which is the origin of her black hair now.
By the way, Thor liked Schiff very much and revolved around her every day.
But after her blonde hair turned black, Thor's interest in her decreased greatly, fully showing what a scum man is.
Anyway, now look, it's Schiff chasing Thor.
The story that the squirrel told Carol and Diana is only true about the wig. The rest is nonsense.
The second prince of Asgard will only envy anyone who is close to Thor. Rocky absolutely doesn't like SHIV. He'd rather like sister Haila.
Not only did Carol listen with interest, but even Xiao Dai, who had been silent all the time, stood up and listened all the time.
Su Ming really didn't want the squirrel to talk nonsense. Who knows what strange thoughts she would instill into the two women. Just at this time, a single Troll came up not far in front of the tunnel.
"All right, find the target." Su Ming knocked the bad woman on the head and told her to stop talking nonsense: "stop talking and prepare magic to cover us up."
With that, he launched the hanging, tied the troll who was stunned when he suddenly saw human beings, and stuffed several tentacles directly into the victim's head.
Su Ming felt in his pocket, took out a huge wooden box, opened the lid and saw that it was full of fireworks.
"Seems... Very ordinary?"
After casting the spell, the squirrel tilted her head. She took a giant monkey in her hand and looked in with one eye closed.
"There is an old saying in Asgard that you can't determine the intestines of a wolf through its skin." Su Ming took back the fireworks and stuffed them into the troll's hand: "this is actually a big killer integrated by a series of trickery products such as' hard pulling fireworks' plus' dung eggs' and 'strong acid lollipops'."
"The main active ingredient should be strong acid?" Diana touched her shield to express her opinion, because trolls are afraid of acid and fire, at least on the earth 0 side.
She has killed many trolls. Although the appearance is different, if they are called trolls, these two monsters may have the same weakness?
"Yes, my little queen, you're right." Su Ming and the hanging put a whole box of fireworks on the unlucky Troll one by one, then forced him to tamper with his memory and instilled the operation method of how to set off fireworks: "other people's fireworks are fireworks, my magic fireworks are strong acid. Later, let the troll return to his own group and explode. Let's just listen to the news."
When ordinary fireworks are set off, there will be crackling or banging, which is very lively, but the disadvantage is that it is not durable enough.
The new fireworks developed by Hermione and Weasley brothers due to the death knell will cause a large-scale and lasting scream after discharge, which is the biggest improvement.
Sometimes it's easy to kill, but the difficult thing is how to make them feel pain and fear without killing the target, and pranks are the best way to base their happiness on the pain of others.
"Are you a queen, too?"
Latatosk seemed surprised at Diana's identity because she felt that the woman was more like a thug than a ruler.
"Don't look at me like that, squirrel God. Now the queen of Amazon is my mother. I've been expelled from Paradise Island." Xiao Dai just waved his hand and looked at it lightly: "but when I go back this time, I will find the three goddesses of destiny first and let them explain what they have done to my destiny, otherwise..."
As she spoke, she also mentioned the sword in her hand, which seemed to imply something.
"By the way, adjutant, write down a memo and remind me to compensate Kratos for a similar weapon. I robbed Zeus' Divine sword and melted it into my new weapon material. Lord Kratos should still be trapped in the underworld. If you want to kill Zeus, you can't do without a weapon."
When Su Ming heard about the slaughter of the goddess of fate, he thought of Lord Kui. He always felt very embarrassed.
"The record is finished, sheriff, so what weapons do you give him as a gift?" The adjutant appeared and nodded to the squirrel God.
"Well, the times have changed, but the war on his side has not changed, okay?" Su Ming began to play charades with the adjutant, but his hands were not idle. He helped up the troll who had been hanged and changed the memory of the universe cube and asked him to go back and forth.
The clever adjutant immediately understood, and she also showed a bad smile:
"I see, so I give Kratos a portable nuclear warhead launcher, because war, war has never changed."
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