Chapter 613

He didn't want to sit on the sofa because there were several pairs of red and black underwear on it.

Do you think it's a valedictorian panty? Not really.

Wade's underwear was bought in the small supermarket on the street, 10 dollars a big bag, 40 pieces, all in white style.

Now the red should be bloodstains, black... Black cables don't want to know what it is. These underpants are hard in the air after wearing them for a long time. They are upright and angular like sharp traps.

The dust in the sun is very clear, they slowly fall on the sharp corner of the underwear.

"I thought you should move out at this point in time." Cable look around, simply sat on the side of the table, although a little greasy, but the degree of greasy is similar to the sofa.

"Originally, I moved out, but Vanessa is not at home every day. At least there is still Ah Fu with me here. Sometimes loneliness really drives people crazy. Can you see my inner loneliness and despair? Oh, little cable, you can't see. I've always been like a sunny man. "

"Don't call me a tightrope, damn it."

"Why not? Scott and chin are of a generation. You should have called me uncle. Well, uncle Wade, it sounds good. It's like Uncle Sam, ineedyo! What about? Do you want to join the army? "

Wade did not know where to pull out a tall top hat with stars and stripes on it, put it on his head, got up from the ground, and made the action of recruitment posters during World War II.

"Wrong. The flag on the hat is Cuban."

"Is there a difference? I love the United States, because the police here used to be there a long time later, but I also like Cuban cigars and warm latin girls with dark skin. By the way, now that we have money, how about going to Cuba? You seem to be a little old, but it doesn't matter. If I paint you purple, both men and women will scream for you

"May I remind you? This is the period of the Infinite War. All living things in the universe have disappeared by 50%. We should go to mieba and settle accounts with him instead of dressing me up as mieba. What's more, I'm not like him at all. "

Tightrope stared at Wade with a blank expression, looking at him with disdain.

The Chamberlain held his chin and thought for a moment. It seemed that there was such a thing. He forgot some things during the World War II trip: "yes, you reminded me. You killed Peter, you beast!"

"Again, it's mieba, not me." Cable began to check his weapons and wade had to move whether he went or not.

"You don't understand. You and mieba are both played by Josh Brolin. I've seen your bed play with the Scarlet Witch, whew..." wade winked at him and wiped his nose, but soon came up with a new idea: "if I jump out of the script and kill Josh, you and mieba will no longer exist. Are you willing to sacrifice for our world?"

Cable stood up and went to the death attendant and looked down at Wade. "I don't know what you mean by actor Terrier, but I'm really alive. I'm a completely different individual from mieba."

Wade wiped the saliva from his face, and suddenly turned his hand back. He pinched the two points on the cable's chest. He pinched it like a bean, and he made a "toot" sound in his mouth.

"Your metal half has a doorbell button? How can I believe you're real? But I don't think ah Fu can tell the material of the button. Do you want to date her? "

Ah Fu, the Chamberlain's roommate, is a beautiful woman. Of course, she needs to add a premise, that is, "60 years ago.".

Now she is just a black blind old lady who looks very ordinary.

It's just that if you hear her full name, you won't think she's so ordinary. Her full name is Asher el, and she's called "Er Er er.".

She claimed to be a former SSR field agent, had participated in World War II, had dated Captain America, and she really knew Peggy and Lorraine.

But Wade thought she might have been a hydra, a mutant, or a Kryptonian who had sneaked in with his cousin, because he was sure that her eyes could fire a red laser.

Who believes in ordinary people? With so much medicine under the floor, it's time for ordinary people to enjoy her every meal.

In order to keep her secret, Wade called her "Ah Fu" and appointed her as his housekeeper. Of course, this was his unilateral decision.

"Are you crazy? Now I'm going to the Yankees stadium to find the captain of the United States. Are you coming? "

Cable has lost patience, he is ready to leave the valet to work alone, when the valet is crazy, it is really difficult to communicate.

"Well, well, seriously, you don't have a sense of humor. It's going to lose popularity." Wade put on his headgear and nodded helplessly: "the taxi is on the street outside the door, and my arms should also be on the car. The good news is that half of the people in New York have disappeared. The traffic situation has greatly eased. I want to keep the status quo.""But at least half of your goals and clients are dead, which means that your income is halved." The cable points to the crux of the problem.

"Falk! Take me to Captain America. I'm going to use mieba's headless corpse to vent the fire tonight. "

When he heard that his income was halved, the valet was more active than anyone else. He rushed out the door, and the cable couldn't even keep up with him.

In an empty street, Du punde, an Indian driver, is shaking his head to listen to the classic old songs. In his car, he is made of "Narcissus daydream" produced by New Delhi, so that he can be immune to the smell of death attendants and just walk along the Ganges River.

The valet galloped in, pulled the door straight to the co pilot, panting violently.

"Hoo Hoo... Drive."

And the driver looked at the cable running from the other side of the street? How can you send a telegram to kill the death attendant?

However, he didn't think much about it. Instead, he stepped on the accelerator and the car rushed out like a rocket.

The cable can only stop, helplessly watching the taxi disappear at the corner, trying to resist the impulse to give the car a gun.

The Indian looked at Wade, turned the steering wheel with a smile, and talked to him in curry English: "being chased again, Mr.DP ？”

"No, he's with me, but I'm in a hurry."

"Ha, it was another easy day, huh?" ADU nodded a lot. He understood the idea of the death attendant and rushed to get on the taxi. It's not normal.

In the downtown area of New York, there are such plays every day. Congratulations on the death attendant who has won his friend.

"It's OK. The earth has lost half of its population, and my favorite spider man has become fertilizer. I went back to World War II and made some money... Forget it, how are you doing with Gita recently?

Wade rubbed his head, recalled what he had done, and then pointed to the position under the steering wheel where there was a beautiful picture of an Indian woman.

ADU touched the steering wheel and skilfully avoided the empty cars parked on the road. The drivers suddenly disappeared in the process of driving. The collision caused by the accident can be seen everywhere.

"After the car accident killed my cousin Bando like a chicken, I kidnapped her like a real man according to the way you taught me. Recently, she didn't want to run away or call the police. The remote controlled bombs you gave me are really obedient."

"Well done. I'm proud of you. Really, man, come on, give me a hand."

The Chamberlain raised his hands and looked at the taxi driver happily. At first, he saw that the young man was trapped in love and kindly pointed out a way for him. Now, he is very happy.

The driver directly released the steering wheel, clapped hands and the valet, laughing like a flower. He could control the direction of the car with his knees, and didn't have to look at the road.

"So next, are you going to defend the earth?" After celebrating with Wade, ADU touched the steering wheel again: "I knew that there were so many people missing in New York. It must be alien invasion again. What are you going to do, Mr. D?"

"Wow, you're really talented. This time it's a purple skin monster who looks like Bruce Willis to make trouble, but no problem. The Deacon will take care of him in a moment."

The white eyes on Wade's mask narrowed into a slit. As expected, should we go to ganglish and the girl warhead of negative sound wave first? It seems that the captain of the United States is not good enough to kill the bully...

however, when the driver hears the answer from the valet, he does not doubt that there is him. On the contrary, he describes the scene in his heart: "then you will cut off the alien's head, use it as a toilet to shit his mouth, and then cut up his body to feed the dog, and then burn dog excrement to smoke bacon for himself?"

"Er... I think you should lower your anti hero level a little bit."

The bodyguard used his thumb and forefinger to make a small gap. Although his hands were dark sometimes, ADU's method was beyond the limit.

Because... Is it a bit too erotic to shit in mieba's mouth? Is this sexual suggestion and SM? Fifty degrees grey is rated R, and the valet still wants to fight for PG-13.

"Sorry, am I too much?" The driver showed an embarrassed look.

"Fortunately, next time you can say that you are going to shit in the headless esophagus. As long as you don't pass through the mouth, you won't have sexual implications."

"Oh, it's a lot of knowledge to follow Mr. DP."

"It was fate that made us meet."

"I thought it was a taxi app..."

"well... It's not easy to do this business. Mieba has female employees, and his skin color is different from ours... Fight women. Some people say you are sexist, but if you don't fight, it's more discriminative... The opponent of panther can be black, and my opponent is white every time. So will I be prosecuted Ah? Accusing me of discriminating against foreigners? ""No, Mr. P. you are like a relative of mine. If someone accuses you, I can testify for you." The driver pointed to his skin color and asked him to pass off as a black man.

"Thank you, ADU, but I have an idea. I have to go to ganglishi first. He is good at fighting women, and his skin color is the whitest, which makes him attract the fire of public opinion."

The valet rubbed his eyes and came up with an idea. Instead of going to Captain America, he would go to Xavier college first.

ADU remembers that ganglish, the metal man, took his car once. After that, the chassis of the car was overhauled. However, the valet needs help now. As a comrade in arms of the driver, he is duty bound.

He immediately began to adjust direction, ready to go out of the city to the Suburban College, and just then they both felt the back seat of the car sink down.

"Wade, you come with me."

"Slade?"

At this time, there were only a few young people in the back seat of Louie, who were crowded in the back seat with Lori in 1945.

A few people crowded in the back seat was a bit too much. It looked like the New York subway in rush hour.

"Ah The driver was startled by the man who suddenly appeared. The car turned left and right like drunk.

"Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid. This is my cousin. He has never killed an Indian." Wade immediately took hold of the steering wheel and comforted Adu.

"Is he going to try something today?" Among the four people in the back row, one man and one woman feel very dangerous, just like a predator at the top of the food chain.

"I don't think so." The valet pinched his chin and fell into thinking.

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